Author: madeyoulaugh

Hopeless auditions. Sleazy agents. Chance meetings with Hollywood heavyweights. It’s all part of day-to-day life for the struggling actor in Los Angeles — and the setting for the new series, UNSCRIPTED. Chances are, you’ve missed the show. Seems no one is watching, which is why TvGasm was compelled to share this hidden gem on a [...]

In less than a week, current Apprentice contestants have gone from complete obscurity to become overnight people who kinda look familiar. Striking while the iron is luke warm, several of the gameshow contestants have put up websites several of which indicate the ability to be employed which would imply they are not “The Apprentice.” Many [...]

A report I dread to make. Comedy Legend and seemed to be nice guy, Johnny Carson died last night at his home. He was surrounded by his family. Initial reports indicate he had been battling emphysema for quite some time. Though I speculate long term exposure to Jay Leno weakened his condition and the final [...]

Rest assured, this post will have no spoilers. It will have no spoilers, primarily cause I can barely keep up with what is happening as I am watching in on an episode to episode basis. Last night on Lost, the WTF-Factor was runnig at about an 9.5, as we watched a divorced polar bear get [...]

We here at the Gasm at times can be a little…well…competative. Often times after a night of TV research at the TvGasm offices, a few wings are eaten and a few beers drank, and eventually the proverbial dick measuring contests begin. This weekend during the Golden Globe Awards we reflected on our own body of [...]

In the february edition of FHM, we can expect Desperate Housewives star, Lois Lane, to shed both clothes and dignity. Answering the wishes and dreams of teenage boys across America, Teri Hatcher has agreed to allow her form to be photographed in seductive scantily clad poses. Sadly, those wishes and dreams where made nearly 13 [...]

Initially I was reluctant to post the nude photo’s of Amazing Race’s Victoria Fuller. I didn’t want to objectify her, especially after watching her being all but beaten week after week. But then something occurred to me. Naked hot chicks are are not something to be shielded or protected. They are to be held up [...]

Incest, diarrhea, hallucinations, and a giant monster in the woods. It sounds like a great weekend at the Manson Ranch in 1968, but alas, it’s just some of the insanity on ABCs LOST which made last night’s episode yet another ratings juggernaut. We’ve become accustomed to the LOST weekly format. Focus on one characters journey [...]

In a home riddle with Brady’s and Brat’s, Models and Mini-Me’s, Chyna Doll’s and Go-Go’s Girl, it was only a matter of time before someone wound up in a corner on a scooter, drunk, naked and peeing on the carpet next to a horde of live exposed wires. As the fourth season of Surreal Life [...]

Some news that will undoubtadly take the headlines away from that pesky Tsunami thing…. In the most recent who’s who of the who cares news, Hitler’s wet dream couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits. Local LAPD is on high alert as riots and looting is expected. High schools are calling in [...]

This is the true story, of dozens of nobodies who were picked to live in a house and have their lives taped, and find out what happens when people stop being real, and start being really desparate and pathetic. Yes, the ladies of the Bunim/Murray’s Real World and Road Rules….and Real World Road Rules Challenge….and [...]

Homina Homina Homina. Pretty. Pretty girl. Me likey Mary Ann. Maxim good. Not Maxim, bad. Since 1964 the world has been divided. Not by religion. Not by race. But by one simple question. Ginger or Mary Anne? Frankly, I for one don’t want to live in a world where the answer to that question dares [...]

Not to be a bastard and find certain parallels between one tragedy and another, an eerie similarity came to my attention that I thought was worthy of the Gasm Pages. After a 911 audio tape, from October 1993, was front page news for the tabloids, Nicole Brown Simpson was quoted as saying, “It’s a tabloid [...]

So you want to be a master of industry. You invest years of learning, tens of thousands of dollars on education and countless man-hours hard at work proving your worth as a business woman. All of this building to the most spectacular interview of your life. An opportunity to be the apprentice to a man [...]

After TvGasm’s very own, B-Sides investigative journalism turned up info on the sexual preference of Victor Garber, I took it upon myself to solve the equally as sexually ambiguous TV Superstar Bobby Trendy. I once heard someone refer to him as a homosexual, but I for one could to believe it. He’s not gay, he’s [...]

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a racist bitch. Who thought she could say any anything, ‘Cause her husband was filthy rich. Her mate was a mighty wealthy man, Her tit’s are fake for sure, Everybody hated her, Cause she was a racist whore, A jabbering, racist whore. The [...]

The story goes, Landon was at a baseball game, got a little too drunk, and when asked to leave, he refused. Then the police advised he leave, and he didn’t. Then the cops tried to escort him out which is when he started to shove the horse the cops were on. A few shoves later [...]

As the appearant humor is fading fast for Obnoxious Boss on the Fox Network, it has opened a slew of emails from you our readers asking for less recap of the show, and more horror stories of terror bosses. From getting arrested for your bosses drugs, to delivering breastmilk, being a subordinate could sometimes suck [...]

From Real World, to the pages of Playboy, to the Surreal Life and countless RW/RR challenges, Trishelle has managed to make a living doing nothing. Well all that is changing as she has now decided to auction off dates on ebay. After being forced to live in a penthouse in Las Vegas’ wildest casino/resort and [...]

Ok last nights BIG FAT OBNOXIOUS BOSS, was not particularly funny. I have spent the morning trying to be snarky and review it, but I kept re-reading this email sent in by one of our readers and decided it was too incredible to not post, and certainly nothing I could say would be more entertaining, [...]

November sweeps are here which means it is time to inundate the airwaves with big, BIG ideas. CSI:Miami had their tidal wave. Fox has both a Big Fat Obnoxious Boss and an insanely charming British Billionaire. So of course NBC has to toss more than Tara Reids fun bags on Scrubs in the mix. In [...]

Two years ago, my old boss had a baby. Unlike many women, she didn’t take a lengthy maternity leave. Rather, she immediately came back to work to “produce film and television.” However, while she was busy trying to feel important and create crap..Im sorry…cinema, her young remained at home with her newly hired, and overpriced, [...]

Halloween has come and gone, but our photo’s will shame us forever. Thus is the case of TVgasm readers Scott R. (last name witheld, mainly because it has been forgotten) and “friend”. Scott and his “pal” put their heads together, massaged each others big muscles of the mind, until thrust forth an instant TVgasm classic [...]

Monday marked the super sized debut of The Biggest Loser on the National Broadcast Network. In which a ton of people compete for a $250,000 prize. When I say ton of people, I mean a ton of people. The combined weight of the competitors is over 3,000lbs. I haven’t seen this many breasts on men [...]

I have a weekly poker night. Sometimes, its poker nights. I am a poker enthusaist. In fact, my RePlay TV picks up all the poker shows. World Poker Tour, 2004 World Series of Poker, Poker Superstars Invitational Tournament, Strip Poker Invitational (pay-per-view). Hell I even will be recording Saved By The Bell: The College Years [...]

A few months ago I went on the record that Karen was the 1st big winner of bb5. Eventhough at the wrap party I was less than impressed by Karen, and began to lose my crush, I still feel a commitment to my one time TV crush to display her art made in the sequester [...]

Last night the PAX network debuted its newest reality show COLD TURKEY in which a group of would be dreamers are duped and bribed into quitting smoking for 3 weeks, while a sexy blonde smokes in front of them. This if course is the potential lead in to I BET YOU WON’T, the midseason replacement [...]

Looks like we brought home the bacon with our ebay sale of the now famed ceramic pig. Turns out this pig is almost as valuable than Adams spare-rib. One week after going online the auction block, the pig sold for $401, which is nothing to snout at. I almost avoided posting this, but I thought, [...]

Could I have been the final survivor? I want to eat pig anus on TV, how would I ever get chosen? How can I live with 6 strangers in a philly mansion? If any of these questions sound familiar, maybe its time you checked out THE REALITY HANDBOOK – AN INSIDERS GUIDE. After which you [...]

Was blind, but now I see….that the abc show LOST is not quite the loser I may have pegged it as last week. But as to avoid blame and fault, I am placing the blame on ABC for airing its 2 hour pilot in two separate nights. ***I will try to avoid spoilers and be [...]

My experience at tonight’s BB5 wrap party was a little different than that of B-Side and J-Unit. At the party, they had ceramic pigs, paint, magic markers, glitter and several other things that would make even Nikomis declare “Cool Beans!” Rather than painting my pig, along side a slightly inebriated (AKA completely schnockered) Karen, I [...]

From the creator of Alias and director of Mission Impossible 3, JJ Abarahams’ LOST debuted last night. It has been hailed as ABC’s big accomplishment of the season. The multi-million dollar pilot for Lost aired last night lassoing in Party of 5′s Matthew Fox, newcomer Evangeline Lilly and that hobbit from Lord of The Rings… [...]

There has been something happening on CBS this season. Something of a Les Moonves Christian agenda has been emerging as casting of bible beaters to reality tv seemed to be on the rise. Well, my suspicions were confirmed this morning when I got to my computer and found an email from Jesus in my inbox. [...]

I love this time of year. The air is crisp, the days begin to shorten, the countdown to the multi-cultural-holiday-season can almost begin and a time when a network no one really watches decides to bring together the who’s who of who’s that under one roof. Previous seasons of The Surreal Life have given voice [...]

September 14th, the SPIKE network is premiering a kick ass hour of fish out of water TV. The premise. A middle age white guy must spend 24 hours a day for 5 days with convict turned rap star, turned rap star-convict Ol’ Dirty Bastard. He must remain within 10 feet of ODB at all times. [...]

Yesterday, I mentioned that the Dahm triplets, from Renovate My Family, were bikini models, and I got a ton of emails from our readers asking for photos of these three in their bikinis. I am sorry, but I was unable to find them in bikinis. I could not find a single photo of them wearing [...]

Tonight Fox debut its new show RENOVATE MY FAMILY, hosted by Dr. Phil’s son. I’m sure he has a name, but for the sake of saying what I’m sure he hates to hear, he will forever be referred to only as “Dr. Phil’s Son” or a derrivative thereof. Fox has taken an undeserving family who, [...]

Last night was the season 3 premiere of NBC’s hit LAST COMIC STANDING and a bunch of stuff happened. People were funny and people were unfunny; but the real story of the night was Ralphy May. One of two things happened last night, A brilliant tactical move to gain voter sympathy, or a touching patriarchal [...]

There is a difference between writing a clever, snarky TVGasm post & writing a post filled with loathing and distain. This is one of the key reasons I have not been posting on AMISH IN THE CITY these past few weeks. Certainly, plenty has happened. You have Amish kids experiencing things for the first time [...]