Author: madeyoulaugh

My open letter to the world Dear World, Beginning tonight and for the next few days, CBS will be taking votes for the first AMERICA’S CHOICE competition. The winner of which will make an appearance on THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS later in the month. Sure there are some obvious choices. Diane and Karen both [...]

WIN YOUR VERY OWN BEANO STICK IN TVGASM’s 1st GIVEAWAY! Oh happy day! I finally have my very own Beano Stick!! After hunting down what I believe to be the greatest find in my life. I have decided to share the Beano Stick secrets with you. The Beano stick, it turns out, is an age-old [...]

Ok, I think I officially watch too much TV. Not because I can’t ever have enough time on my RePlay to record all the shows I want, not because I have cancelled dates with women (who were way too hot for me to begin with) to watch TV, and not cause I can’t stop saying [...]

The teat of humiliation is not dry yet! We know Marvin likes A and Nats booty. But what else does he look for in a woman? Well, according to his match.com profile, whate ever he likes “It would be bonus if she likes to give special back rubs and foot massages (I reciprocate).” Why do [...]

There is a new pair of lesbian kissers in town. Rumors hit cyberspace last week that during a drunken game of Truth or Dare in the Big Brother House, Karen and Diane shared an intimate moment. Hundreds of emails came in asking for verification of the kiss. As promised, I will dig up all the [...]

After commiting to breaking humiliating stories of Big Brother 5 cast members just 24 hours ago, this comes out. Enjoy. If you are having a hard time figuring out what kind of music was in the background for this scene, we have a sample for you. Or buy the whole CD at Amazon.com. And thank [...]

I am beginnig to feel a little lied to and betrayed. The more I discover about the Big Brother 5 guests, the more inclined I am to suspect that the houseguests didn’t apply to compete on the show for the sportsmanship of gaming. No, no! In fact it would appear that several of them are [...]

I am now convinced Jase has personally offended a network executive. Maybe he banged an exec’s son?! Living in Los Angeles, I know several actors. Many of whom make their livings working as extras (the blurry background people) on sitcoms as well as other shows. maybe once every six or seven months Ill see someone [...]

So we all know she can paint a pig, but this self described “portrait artist” has been bragging about her art since the first episode. Could she really be that good? See for yourself. This painting by Karen is currently up for auction on an internet website with a starting bid of $2,495. I personally [...]

First of all I apologize to our readers for the delay in this article. This show premiered 3 days ago and I would have had this post of sooner, had it not been for the three day shower required to try to wash off the smarm which the UPN layered on me with wreckless abandon. [...]

I truly dont know what to say…This photo speaks for itself. In the off chance you dont see what I see, what is the purple thing in the bucket Scott is walking away from?

We here at the Gasm aren’t really known for our speculation or suppositions and I am not about to begin throwing accusations . Some news orginizations have reported Nick Carter beat Paris Hilton which lead to their break up. While some have said Paris Hiltons bruises were caused by a Rolling Stone S&M photo Shoot. [...]

Needless to say, one of the most important things in the Big Brother house is communication. Jase and Scott have been dominating the household, and since it appears this week will be the last few days in the BB5 house for one of them, I thought it was appropriate to achnowledge their gameplay and secret [...]

Our thoughts exactly, Karen Occasionally, we here at TVGasm.com have a sarcastic or cynical take on the previous night of television. Recently, we have become the center of attention for our video montage of Scott & Jase which some believe implied some sort of “homosexual” relationship. People have said our video has taken something’s out [...]

WARNING TO THE AMISH: THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE MAY CONTAIN “CITY LIFE” SPOILERS Very exciting news!! There is a brand new network on my TV…it is called the UPN. I have no clue how long it has been there. On that channel it used to be WTN, the White Trash Network filled with NASCAR, WWE, COPS [...]