Author: madeyoulaugh

I know. I know. You are leaping to the PC crotch a-moistened to see what B-Side has come up with for tonight’s TVgasmic Big Brother recap. But alas, you are only stuck with I, Madeyoulaugh. I consider myself merely the fluffer for that which is B-Side, I am the Bass to his Timberlake (did I [...]

TVgasm has captured some exclusive stills from this upcoming season of THE AMAZING RACE, including photos from head-to-head competitions, group competitions, and a still of their new host. EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP…

I knew I had seen the photo of Tara somewhere else. And hell just got a little bit warmer.

Parents & Teachers, print and post in view of “at risk” children. E!’s neverending quest to put beautiful faces at beautiful places comes to a crashing halt tonight as party girl Tara Reid takes the helm at the E! series Wild On. I feel E! should be praised for hiring someone with experience first, and [...]

She’s left Kabalah to dedicate her life to Buddha. TVgasm would like to congratulate Britney and Kevin Federline, stars of the smash hit CHAOTIC on the fantastic network UPN. The photo confirms that the couple is expecting a healthy baby brontosaurus. Again, from all of us at the TVgasm home offices, congrats!

I’m a slut. I admit it. I’m a TV manslut. It really doesn’t matter about the length of a show, I don’t care about a show’s lineage, hell, I don’t even have to like the show. If I’m alone, and a TV show comes along, I will watch it. From Survivor to Trauma: Life in [...]

I am about to call shenanigans. But before I made my declaration of “shenanigans” on Big Brother public (or should it be CHENANIGANS?), I thought I would see if my issues are shared by the masses. This past Thursday, Chenbot 6.0 (now with vibrating tongue) shocked the nation by announcing the show was cast with….dun [...]

So here it is. My one chance. This is my chance to endorse a new show, on a major cable network, and possibly even get a quote in one of their ads. After over a year of writing for TVgasm, I found a new show not only worthy of my support, but one whose theme [...]

The Smoking Gun is reporting on Janelle’s criminal past. Thanks to TVgasm reader Sandy for pointing this out. Thanks to Officer Carter for arresting Janelle, and thanks to Janelle for being dumb.

Janelle by day Trannysforms into American Gladiator Siren by night Familiarity breeds comfort, and I feel comfortable with several of the Big Brother houseguests. I decided to take a moment to explore my familiarity with some of the houseguests and share my thoughts with you in an event we like to call “The Reality Double [...]

“Make Me Look Like Gary Busey” The Superficial . com has captured beautiful images of the Malcom in the Middle’s ex-girlfriend’s new chops. No not acting chops; this Duff has gone from A cup pearls to DD CHOPPERS. Though it’s no secret the screen kings and queens prefer veneers to mother nature, not since….well, ever, [...]

Kelly Ripa’s crotch, gumming its way through her pants.” Kelly Ripa is taking note of the CT Theory made popular by the Book Of Chen. The CT Theory states “the more Camel Toe, the more Camera Time.” Chen was a virtual unknown who got her lucky break, after allowing a Lonely Les Moonves to masturbate [...]

Big Brother Season 6 “But First” counter WEEK ONE: 4 Send in your “butt first” photo to appear in next week’s “But First” post. Winner will get something, unless J-Unit finds some moral or ethical reason to not allow this contest. But until that happens, send in your clever submission to madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com.

Yes INXS has sold out, but not in the same way they used to. No longer packing arenas, the group’s surviving members (A.K.A the ones no one knows) have begun a nationwide televised search for their new front (wo)man, to replace Michael Hutchence, who in 1997 died in a Sydney hotel room while preparing for [...]

And with raised arms, Julie Chen invokes the wrath of the sky! With only a few hours to go before the premiere of BB6, TVgasm’s coverage of the event has kicked into high gear, causing some of our readers to say, “Well this is good and all, but where’s the mind-numbing lame stuff / hysterical [...]

No clever caption, I just pee’d myself in anticipation. 1 MORE DAY!! With one day left, I think its obvious which BB5 story is coming out of the vault. It’s the one that really put us on the map last year. When a group of young men live in lockdown together, bonding is enevitable. Jase [...]

2 more days until BB6 hits the boob tube Today’s highlight still pisses me off to watch: who can forget last year when we were down to our final few houseguests and Karen was robbed of HOH by a miscall by the production team. It was a basic game of put-put golf and, as told [...]

We’d like to thank PFC Lynndie England and Rossad Al Sharif for sending this one in. Um, B-Side, J-Unit….seriously guys, I think we have too much influence. I mean, funny’s funny and all, but come on, there’s a point when we are just being dicks. Seriously, why are you people still reading this? Someone stop [...]

With 4 days left before BB6, the Eisman family trades the love and respect of their children for an Amazon.com certificate.

Cruising down to a mere 5 days remaining, Holmes!

That’s right. Only Denver days left until BB6 In today’s look back at a great moment from BB5…well, I’m having the same issue now that I had when I posted it last year; you can’t really say much to set it up. I guess someone left their luxary item in a high place to hide [...]

Dave tries to blend into the wall using “Jock Camouflage.” The camouflage didn’t work, quite frankly; I don’t think my lame caption worked, and speaking of things not working, today we will go deep into the vault in order to relive when the Chenbot 2004 model malfunctioned on live TV as well as other Chenbot [...]

The New Nose < -----------------------> The Old Nose Let the condescension, speculation and perversions of BIG BROTHER contestants’ pasts begin. Sadly, today has been a busy day in my non-TVgasm life, which is preventing the in-depth research and dirt digging I prefer, but in a season dubbed “The Summer of Secrets,” I’m really in no [...]

Zoe H. takes time out of her stuffed animal orgy to help us with our countdown. With only 8 days remaining until the new season of BB6, CBS has revealed the new cast, which in TV foreplay terms…well, if revealing photos of the house last week was our first kiss, they just leaped directly to [...]

9 countdown days remain until CBS unveils its televised summer-long orgasm of joy that is Big Brother 6, and TVgasm will have a daily numerical countdown in a weak attempt to induce hype. Another way to induce hype is to give free shit away, which is where my last minute, making-it-up-as-I-go-along contest, comes into play. [...]

“Mmmmmm, lunch!!” What follows is totally alleged. Should any lawyers read this, read it as you would Ziggy or that silly Peanuts crowd. Nothing in this post should be taken with any sort of weight that could say, spawn a defamation law suit. In fact, just consider this a fairytale. “It’s cocaine and diet pills.â€? [...]

Aussie Superstar and TVgasm punchline Russell Crow is making headlines this morning and it has nothing to do with his film Cinderella Man, which had lower than expected box office gross this weekend. This morning, Crowe got upset that he was unable to get his phone to dial internationally to Australia, and like all obnoxious, [...]

There is no Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny is not real, the Tooth Fairy is your mom, and now, there will be no Sam L. Jackson on LOST. The New York Post is reporting ABC’s vehement denial that Sam Jackson will be joining the cast of LOST for its sophomore season. Though the news may [...]

It was the musical version of Michael Jordan’s “glorious” return to basketball with the Washington Wizards. Last night, NBC introduced Los Angeles as “the center of the music universe” as it unveiled its sorrowful HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. Initial impulse is to make a snarky comment about that quote, but with Paris Hilton [...]

What are you lookin’ at you fuckin mook? Well, according to Michael Starr at the NYPOST ONLINE (subscription required), you could be looking at the new season of THE SOPRANOS as soon as March 2006. The ads started running this past weekend on HBO, but to my knowledge this is the first a date has [...]

According to his IMBD credits, it seems Samuel L. Jackson will be joining the cast of LOST next season for at least the 1st episode. I can only speculate that his character will exist in a flashback, but there is always the possibility that after they blew open the hatch in the season finale, one [...]

UPDATE: Another comparison after the jump.

What?! Best actress? You mean she’s not really a screaming retard from New Jersey?? Hallmark Hall of Fame ran a full page “For Your Emmy Consideration” ad in today’s Variety for Rosie O’Donnell as Best Actress in a Made-for-TV Movie. The ad pulls one of Rosie’s more retarded-looking moments from the film as she looks [...]

Jokes have been made that the self-love of Heiress Paris Hilton could never span beyond her own reflection. But that’s just the jokes. The truth is, after years of it just being Paris in love with Paris, Paris finally found someone else to love, and that man was (heir) Paris. For five months Paris and [...]

Hey, remember that time that you guys were overworked and quite stressed about the strains of your already very public marriage, plus strippers and bachelor parties and alleged affairs with movie costars, and then after a year of fighting pregnancy, cheating and divorce speculation we published online that you guys actually filed for divorce on [...]

Apologies for the lack of the DONALD TRUMP UNAUTHORIZED live blogging. Last night I suffered a poorly constructed “Scheduled Maintenance” by my cable service provider, Comcast. From 7pm – 11:30 pm all my RePlayTV recorded was blue screen. Hmmm. Scandalous tell-all TV movie about a powerful billionaire, and the cable company decides to do a [...]

E! has reported the Sonny & Cher of the new millennium, Nick and Jessica – much like Sonny & Cher of the old millennium – have filed for divorce. They have chosen to go the trendy “irreconcilable differences” route rather than the less popular “I f–king hate him.” It is expected that Jessica will forgo [...]

ABC goes Trumpster Diving After AMERICAN IDOL was an established hit and ratings grabber, ABC jumped on the bandwagon by doing a Primetime Live expose on Paula Abdul’s alleged sexual rumpus with a former contestant on the show. In its never-ending quest to be a reactive network rather than proactive network, the alphabet will now [...]

1934 – 2005 He’s the man who made lime green body suits with punctuation marks cool. Frank Gorshin is best known as The Riddler in the Batman series. He was also the first “celebrity sighting” I had in LA when I moved here. After an awkward “hey aren’t you…..” he shared stories of the Batman [...]