Author: MandaMo

OMG, y’all! Monday’s special hour-long episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was so outrageous and insane that I don’t even need to insert my own snark. I could just transcribe it directly, and it would still be crazy for you guys to read. Seriously, it was nutso. And if you didn’t think Scott was [...]

This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is embarrassing for everyone involved. But especially Khloe. Need I say more?

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the older sisters fight because one of them feels left out. And the younger sisters fight because one of them feels left out. But not to worry! It’s all tied up within 20 minutes time. Cheesy scene from the opening credits of a 1970s sit-com. Followed by [...]

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we learn all about what it would be like to give to a charity IF we were fame-whores. Nothing says “helping the sick” like publicly kicking the shit out of strangers. Huzzah! Kardashian Tip #468: For a whiter white smile, Kim multi-tasks by putting bleach in her [...]

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets a defective dog. Or the producers give Kim a defective dog, rather. Also, Robert reaches the peak of his laziness, and Kim channels a demonic spirit. Okay, that last part wasn’t true, but from the looks of this picture, I wouldn’t be surprised. “This cereal [...]

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott continues to be the biggest douchebag the side of the equator (surprise surprise), Mom is controlling and Bruce is a pansy (surprise surprise), and Robert is a stalker (surprise surprise). Ready to re-learn what we already know about this family? Let’s go!

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we learn that Kim’s a pathological liar. Okay, we don’t really LEARN that. But we’re graciously reminded. Also, the gargantuan Kardashian (a.k.a. Khloe) may or may not have a human parasite growing inside of her. Ready for this, Gasmii? Let’s go! I’d puke if this girl procreated [...]

Remember the time I got really busy with the holidays and posted the finale of The Biggest Loser really late? But because you all love me so much, you weren’t upset? Yeah, sorry ’bout that! Can I appease you with a hot pic of Danny who is looking really fly these days? Is it wrong [...]

This week on The Biggest Loser, our remaining four contestants ran a full 26.2-mile marathon. Without training properly. And without any of the cheering fans and drink stops that would be present during a normal race. It’s something that would put ANY normal human being into instant cardiac arrest. I’m about to call Flabulous People [...]

This week on The Biggest Loser, Amanda realizes that she has no allies left in the house with Becca gone. And contestants get to chew the fat with Suze Orman. What does Suze Orman know about weight loss? Well, she knows that being fat = being poor. Apparently, she never met Henry VIII. And, trust [...]

This week on The Biggest Loser, we are down to our final six! And the presence of one happy, fashion-forward man makes up for all the pain I have that Liz is still with us. Ahhh! A vision in grey!

Dear Gasmii, My sincerest apologies for posting this recap of The Biggest Loser so late. You see, I had the flu over the weekend. So I was already experiencing enough intestinal grief without adding this show to the mix. Forgive me? If not, then Jillian will kill you.

This week on The Biggest Loser, some fat people get really patriotic. Sadly, this doesn’t include them draping their naked bodies in an American flag. Atlas Shrugged

Hi Gasmii! As of TODAY, I am taking over recaps of The Biggest Loser from Bailey Quarters. The last two episodes will go un-recapped due to the slow transition of power. But, not to worry, I can fill you in on what you missed: Some fat people got kicked off and some other fat people [...]

So this season of Making the Band is officially over. And like every other season, we end with an unsatisfying reunion episode where very few questions are actually answered, and my iced double mocha runs out far too quickly. Final Chapter…until next season…

This week on Making the Band, Day26 finds out that performing without Que really isn’t all that bad. And whereas, I assumed that Que would be spending his “time out” in rehab, he is actually just bumming around their New York palatial estate. What a crappy punishment! Brian looks more “special” by the second…

This week on Making the Band, the same fight that has been taking place all season continues to take place. And Dawn just bugs the hell out of me.

Normally when I write my recaps of Making the Band, I watch it online as I type along. And usually the online running time — sans commercials — is somewhere between 43 and 47 minutes. But this week it registered at a mere 38 minutes. Perhaps MTV heard my plea of shortening the show to [...]

This week on Making the Band, Que obviously has a drug problem, and no one will blatantly say it. But TVgasm will! I just want to be a dancer!

Day26 is still not recording because of contract negotiations, so they might as well go bowling. And by “bowling,” they really mean getting drunk and humping the ball machine. This machine dispenses balls. Big Butter’s balls, to be more specific.

This week on Making the Band, Que says that Will is selfish and jealous and cannot see past his selfishness and jealousy because he’s much too selfish and jealous to realize how selfish and jealous he is. Got that? Me neither. On with the show! “Willie’s just a big mean meany!”

This week on Making the Band, we learn that no one is safe from the failing economy. And that Diddy’s Trickle Down Economics never quite seem to trickle down to those who work for him. But at least the show is no longer trying to pretend like Shannon is still a member of Danity Kane. [...]

I just moved into a new apartment this weekend, so I recap this week’s episode of Making the Band entirely from a small plot of room in front of the front door and leaning up against a full length mirror. This is the only spot where I can clearly steal a WiFi signal from the [...]

The cliffhanger from last week’s Making the Band was whether or not Danity Kane would give it another try. I have a feeling that this will be the cliffhanger at the end of every episode for the rest of this season and for many seasons to come.

So I really wasn’t sure whether or not I wanted to recap yet another season of Making the Band. I just didn’t know if anyone was still paying attention to all of that faux drama anymore. But then Flipit kept sending me season previews, and I just knew that I had to get back in [...]

All right, gasmii! We’ve finally made it to the season (series???) finale of Stylista! Now we get to find out which under-qualified person landed that highly coveted junior editor position with ELLE magazine. But something tells me this will be more like Hell’s Kitchen where the winner is promised his/her own restaurant but just ends [...]

Argh! Stylista! We’ve all wanted to love you! Pitched to us as the tv version of “The Devil Wears Prada,” we thought this would be so much fun. But now we’re in our second to last episode, and oh how you’ve tested us! Don’t you realize that annoying characters don’t actually make good tv? Annoying [...]

I know, I know, I know. Every week, I watch Stylista and give Hate some crap about being whiney and immature. But this week, oh how the tides have turned. Our pint-sized boobalicious brunette stuck around just long enough to not only gain my respect but make me her fan. Throwing everyone under the bus [...]

Every other television series has a “clips” episode, so why shouldn’t Stylista? Well, for one, it was already so painful the first time that re-living certain scenes actually may cause itching, unexplained swelling of the head or neck (including face, lips, tongue or throat), wheezing, difficulty breathing or swallowing, fainting spells or decreased amount of [...]

Well if anyone’s been wondering when Stylista would finally address the fact that Danielle looks a little different than everyone else, then we have gotten there. In other news, everyone else on the show is still annoying. Oh, and Megan still has a RAGING pimple! You’d think she would have spackled on some DermaBlend by [...]

This week on Stylista, Gay Sidekick calls Joey McIntire who calls Megan unqualified who calls Devin unqualified who calls Hate unqualified who calls Danielle unqualified. Sorry, yous all suck.

This week on Stylista, drama continues as whiney Kate gets even whinier. In fact, she’s almost over-taking Megan as the show’s most annoying character. Meanwhile, Anne Slowey introduces her Mini Me. A cardigan AND a string of pearls!? Must be a Golden Girl in training.

The Presidential election made history last night. And as we reflect back on American history and realize how far we’ve come as a country, Stylista is talking about something equally as important: poop. Maybe a large dose of that will help flush the stick out of Megan’s butt.

Did anyone watch The CW’s new little gem, Stylista last week? It’s supposed to be the real-life version of “The Devil Wears Prada” as eleven contestants compete for a junior editor position at Elle Magazine. And it is JUST like that movie! You know, but without the talent, the wit, the smarts or endearing qualities. [...]

The live season finale of Making the Band opens this week in MTV studios in New York City with our host big-hatted Sway. He is yap, yap, yapping away, but I can’t even hear any of it because all I want to know is whether or not Orangebrey and D.Woods are still in the band. [...]

Making the Band has been crying wolf with manufactured drama all season. And although this episode ended with a dramatic cliffhanger, I remain skeptical. Let’s take a looksee, shall we? I hope he’s channeling the reality tv gods cuz this show needs some SAVIN’!

After last week’s recap of Making the Band, one of my favorite Gasmiis, Y3KPhenom, commented about Que and Dawn’s romance, saying “I hope that MTV tones the coverage down a bit, but really, what else is there for them to show with this group? More Orangebrey faux-drama? More Diddy nuttiness? I mean, Will’s chest is [...]

This week’s episode of Making the Band is full of gag-inducing lovey dovey Dawn and Que moments. So before you start this recap, this is your warning to go ahead and take some Pepto to protect yourself from all the syrupy saccharine. Also in this episode, the girls straddle horses and another girl straddles Brillo! [...]

First of all, I would like to apologize for the lateness of this week’s Making the Band recap. In a tragic turn of unexpected events, my two month old MacBook totally crapped out, leaving me MacLess for four days and counting. Don’t worry, I’ve sent letters of complaint directly to Justin Long. Meanwhile, our favorite [...]