Author: MandaMo

Have you noticed that this season of Making the Band is following the EXACT same pattern as last season??? In both seasons, we started off with a confrontation between Diddy and Orangebrey over Orange’s “problem child” behavior. And then there was a lot of bitchassness, and it was revealed that Brian had anger management issues. [...]

The title for this recap has absolutely nothing to do with this week’s episode of Making the Band. I just think Brillo’s name is funny. Donnie KLANG. KLANG?! That’s awesome! Also, my apologies for the lateness of this recap. I had to spend the week at a little convention in Denver. Yeah, D.Woods knows where [...]

Helloooooooo GASMII! I am back from my one-month long vacation that moved so quickly that it felt like it was gone in an MMMBop! And guess who else is back? Diddy and the gang AND a very special guest who just happens to be an extremely dramatic and partly evil choreographer. Any guesses on that [...]

And now. The conclusion. Of Hell’s Kitchen. So, Gasmii, we’ve come to the end of the road. Or to the final circle of hell. Does anyone else have a headache?

This week Hell’s Kitchen starts off by doing my job for me and putting a massive recap together of the entire season. We get to revisit all the highlights (and lowlights), including Craig’s big, dumb, tall hat; Mr. Mom Dominick throwing out piles of scallops; Fatso plopping his big ass into the hot tub with [...]

We are finally down to only two episodes left in season four of Hell’s Kitchen. But doesn’t it feel like this has lasted a lifetime longer than that? Remember ol’ Fatso? It feels like he left a decade ago, doesn’t it? Sometimes I really miss that fat crapper. (Not really.) Now we are down to [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, not only did someone start the weekly kitchen fire, but this time Chef Yumsay was burned by it. Time for yet another week of watching donkeys try to cook… “If by ‘Don’t burn me,’ you really mean ‘Burn me more.’ Then I’ve got this thing in the bag!”

This week’s Hell’s Kitchen was a total shocker for me. Not only did full grown women not know how to cook pasta, but then the wrong person was prematurely sent home. Gordon Ramsay is obviously toying with my emotions! Even this poor MILF is shocked!

This is one of the funniest episodes I have ever watched of Hell’s Kitchen as Cringing Matt’s very last marble finally plunked on the floor. And I realized that I would be TERRIFIED to be stuck in the dorms with him. Why? Because he dramatically sharpens knives while staring people down, that’s why! In other [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the culinary warriors are challenged to create their own menus. Surely they can’t fail when they are making their own creations, right? WRONG! SHUT IT DOWN!!! The customer’s always right.

Did anyone else see the story this week about how Gordon Ramsay was diagnosed with an ulcer for having eaten so much bad food in Hell’s Kitchen? I guess he’s pretty upset with Fox for choosing such idiotic and incompetent contestants. And if you didn’t think they were bad before, then I’m sure you do [...]

Well, Gasmii, it’s that time again. Time to watch a yummy blonde man scream at incompetent adults for the seventh week in a row. This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the least hot woman EVER joins the women’s team. And the results are actually pretty surprising. One of these things is not like the other…

This was a crazy week on Hell’s Kitchen, and I’m sure that it shall live on in reality tv infamy for many years to come. Not only did Cringing Matt have a total breakdown, but we got to deal with a group of finicky teenagers, an overly Botoxed mom and a twinkling party planner from [...]

Last week’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen was certainly one for the archives as we watched a “professional chef” (Craig) flub up spaghetti! And I thought that pasta was impossible — or imPASTAble — to mess up. Each week, we continue to reach new lows. Maybe you should do something useful with those tears and douse [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, it’s kid’s night! So the culinary warriors have the complicated duty of preparing fine delicacies such as pasta, onion rings and hamburgers. It should be easy, right? I mean, kids will eat anything.

This episode of Hell’s Kitchen marked one of the happiest moments of my recapping career and perhaps even life. Because this week, Fatso falls on his ass — both literally and figuratively. Yay! Christmas is saved! Now let’s get on to this fabulous episode, shall we? Cock-a-doodle-EAT ME!!!

Like, what? In honor of this week’s fallen culinary warrior on Hell’s Kitchen, I took it upon myself to do a little research about that loveable American doll that we call the Barbie. Fun Fact #1: Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Do they actually make people named “Millicent” anymore? Sounds like a fat [...]

After six months of sleeping, the beast has reawakened, and it’s time for another season of Hell’s Kitchen! This is the only show on television where there is so much cursing that you actually start to believe that everyone’s face is naturally just one big pixelated mess. And I love every tempered minuted of it! [...]

Making the Band opens this week with Miss Dimples herself, Aundrea, recapping the entire season for us! Among the highlights, she mentions: bitchassness between the boys, Orangebrey getting bitchass drunk, DK becoming veterans of the music industry at the ripe old age of bitchass, the boys bitchassing water and flour all over their room, Robert [...]

The albums are finally finished! Danity Kane’s came out Wednesday (March 18) and Day26′s is out Tuesday (March 25). As for Brillo…Brillo who? No word on what’s up with him. But as they say in show business, no news is bad news. I’ll start planning his career funeral right now. Let’s all celebrate by doing [...]

No, it’s not your favorite British game show that tests general knowledge and banks cash along the way, it’s another crazy week of Making the Band. At the slightest sign of weakness, I will SMITE you with my dangerous laser glare!

No, it’s not your favorite British game show that tests general knowledge and banks cash along the way, it’s another crazy week of Making the Band. And this time with plenty of bitchassness. At the slightest sign of weakness, I will SMITE you with my dangerous laser glare!

One week Day26 had issues with Diddy, leading them to being kicked out of the studio. Then Danity Kane had issues with Diddy leading to last week’s big Diddy-Sized apology. And now this week it’s Brillo’s turn to battle with the man. Surprise, surprise… So are our ears.

I really think that this week’s episode of Making the Band was my favorite of this season so far. Even though there wasn’t any Brillo/Orangebrey drama to shake things up, we finally got to hear the sound of the Earth cracking wide open. Meaning that we heard Diddy utter some words that I never expected [...]

All right Gasmii! It is finally time for all that Brillo/Orangebrey DRAMA we’ve been waiting for! No double dips! (Violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.)

We are back in DiddyLand! And Mr. Diddy himself welcomes us on board. Time for another riveting episode of Making the Band! After last week’s Bitchassney antics, I was pretty sure that episode could never be topped. But this week had lots of drama, some pranks and even voice lessons by Gandhi. You can’t beat [...]

This was an intense week on Making the Band! Not only did Robert freak out on D. Woods, but he freaked out on every boy in the group, all the producers and even Diddy! But don’t worry, the whole show wasn’t only about hateration. We also got to see the seeds of love begin to [...]

Hi everyone! I’m MandaMo, and I’ll be your new recapper for MTV’s Making the Band. Before I start, I just want to take a moment to apologize in advance to anyone who might be related to me because my recaps will most likely not be Christian in nature, if you know what I mean. When [...]