Author: Moorels

Yep. You read that right.

PLUS the return of crybabyitis!

Last time on Survivor, we solved racism. It’s going to be another double elimination, so let’s try to take care of both global famine AND the Middle East.

Your best source for rice wars and uncomfortable racial comments.

Phillip NEEDS a spin-off.

We wind up right back where we started.

Never have starches been so important.

We were bound to hit a snoozer eventually.

Thanks for playing, Hantz!

The Duel is the LAST thing you should be excited about tonight.

More insanity than you can shake a stick at.

Rob vs. Russell!

Seriously, she’s just the worst.

We see what this show would look like with a much more interesting family.

Week 10, people. Week 10.

Signs of life as we approach the halfway mark.

Katie and George pull their heroes through another couple of episodes.

Glee is new tonight, so why are we watching this?

What the hell? Let’s just throw some football into the show.

Bad news: All new crap.

TV’s whiniest protagonists

A new show with plenty of room for growth. Putting it nicely.

Flash Forward ends. FINE! GO!

Not a lot happens, there’s your recap.

Gabe takes it upon himself to “make it right” and starts changing the Mosaic board. If only this show’s writers had had the same attitude.

They could probably just rename this show “People Fainting Dramatically.”

Tonight it’s all Janis, all the time. Not that I’m complaining. It could be Bryce-Nicole Date Night again.

“It’s a little more expensive than the Smirnoff, but I guess I like it because it keeps you warmer and transports more easily. Say, kid, have you got a quarter?”

You really CAN find anything online.

It’s about as thrilling as it sounds.

I hope you all got your permission slips signed.

His is a tragic tale.

Part One of the massive event that is the Return of FlashForward: angst from Mark! Crazy from Olivia! A Villain!

Think about the classic TV shows throughout the ages. Seinfeld. Friends. The Simpsons. Now remember your favorite episodes. Without hesitation, you’re able to answer “the clip show.” Tonight, American Idol capitalizes on that love of things that have already happened and may not have been important enough to show previously to give you their most [...]

Welcome back to FlashForward, and hopefully everyone had a great Thanksgiving! This Thursday, we’re back to a different kind of turkey. Oh, I kid! I’m going to get letters, I just know it…

What part of the world are we off to investigate tonight, based on only the narrowest of clues? Will it be a game of bridge or Duck, Duck, Goose that tonight decides the fate of the world? And will suicide again prove to be the answer? Find out on another episode of FlashForward!

Al is dead, Janice is barren, Tracy is alive. THE GAME HAS BEEN CHANGED.

A new level of awesomeness makes me feel guilty about catching this on Hulu several days after the fact, but watching the Dancing With The Stars Results Show as it unfolds.

It’s no wonder FBI Director always looks so mad!