Author: MrsMiaWallace

  Isaac’s next line at Target Hola Gasmii!!!! I am finally caught up on Project Runway Allstars: The Race for Aryan Supremacy. And boy do I have a lot to say about it. Last time Elie Tahari proved that he is adorable, even if the Garment District is not. Uli and Aryan were in the [...]

  The Good Old Days!   Hola Gasmii!!! A Happy New Year and 2,013 apologies for totally missing the Christmas week episode of Project Runway: Patience Testers. I was under the impression that no one could stomach a quart of egg nog, their family and a show featuring the tattered dreams of a little British [...]

  In the 20s broken legs were all the rage Hola Holiday Gasmii! Last week on All Stars (still debatable!), we had the unconventional materials challenge and it was Christmas themed! Kind of wondering why they didn’t save that for this week, but I guess Lifetime is an inexact science. -lilo/ Uli won with a [...]

So this is Christmas Ho ho hola Gasmi!!! Last week the designers were presented an eco themed challenge that included sustainable fabrics and recycled embellishments. Saint Pancake won for making purple tiger pajamas and Althea was sent home for making a slutty Easter superhero outfit. In all fairness Ivy should have gone home and the [...]

Fashionably Green Hola Gasmii! Well last week we finally lost our poor, dear, sweet Kane. Kayne. K’aine. Whatever, he’s gone for being southern and tacky (with Houndstooth!), and with that, Saint Pancake has lost the last person willing to speak to her on camera. She nearly lost herself, by cutting random holes in her clothes [...]

  “You’re all doing it wrong” Hola Gasmii!!!! Last week on Project Runway All Stars everyone designed stretch pants with expandable waists for full Thanksgiving enjoyment! Actually most of these motherless fame-whores probably spent the holiday alone in rat-infested apartments drinking medical grade alcohol. If there is a god. Ah, shit The week before however, [...]

Hola Gasmii! Last week the designers created their own textiles with spraypaint and were challeneged to create “wearable art”. NotHeidi wore something gawdawful (Thanks to the commenter that identified the Stella McCartney!), and quite a few designers put out dresses that were more commercially appealing than they were artistic, which was kind of impressive given [...]

“People are so strange and so complicated that they’re actually… beautiful. Possibly even me” Hola Gasmii!!! Last time on Homeland a lot of CIA agents got killed trying to find clues at the Tinker Tailor Workshop and Carrie was none to happy with Brody. Brody, as usual, was none too happy. Also Dana found out [...]

  “You call these All-Stars?” Hola Gasmii!!!! Well, I hope you’re enjoying the vblogs Flipit provides and appreciating not having to double down on a MrsMia sense of humor per episode, which is a win win! Last week was the Disco Infernal, and all that happened is that no one knew what Disco was, which [...]

  “I am so over Jordon Catalano” Hola Gasmii!!! Well, lately Hurricane Sandy has been a bigger national security threat than Nicholas Brody and I missed a whole week but I am slowly getting back on track and that means back into the shifting sands of Carrie Mathison’s life. I am way late and missed an [...]

Like Heidi, only worse   Hola Gasmii! It’s good to be back and it’s SO good to have power! Sorry for the gap in recaps, but we will dive right back in and by the 657th episode you’ll hardly notice the difference! Hope you are enjoying the PR All-Stars Vlogs, as much as I love writing [...]

“Later, suckers!“ Hola Gasmii! I’m back! After no hiatus whatsoever, Lifetime is shoving the All-Stars season down our throats! I’m guessing after a refreshingly interesting and talented Season 10, they figured they should keep the music playing before our couches lost that familiar indentation on Thursday nights. Which means, open wide Gasmii, here comes MrsMiaWallace! [...]

“Hatred can become like food, it gives you this energy that you can like, live off of” Hola Gasmii!! Last time on Espionage Abbey, Brody tried to save the tailor that rigged him up to go boom-boom, but he got into an overzealous game of Hide and Go Seek and ended up killing the guy. [...]

And the womenfolk rejoiced Hola Gasmii!!! Finally final Finale! This has been a long strange season but overall I’m very glad to have dropped into this one to recap. The talent was high and I greatly appreciate the backstory some commenters have supplied about Lifetime having a smaller budget and shorter time constraints than Bravo [...]

Even ugly clothes don’t ruin gorgeous Hola Gasmii!!! It’s finally here! Finale time and not a millennium too soon! The group is reeling from the all-around tongue lashing received from the judges on their collection sneak peeks. Some of the criticism was helpful and well-placed, some was too little too late, but all four of [...]

“Sometimes it seems like we’re all living in some kind of prison. And the crime is how much we hate ourselves.” Hola my terror-loving Gasmites!! Last time on This is Your Terrorist, Carrie’s mission in Beirut did not go as planned when a last minute text from Brody warned Abu Nazir of the impending assassination. [...]

Look who has all the roses Hola Gasmii!!! It’s the beginning of the end. Alas! At last! Atlas? Last week we had an Advant Garde disappointment when every designer put out a rather lackluster attempt. Maybe they are all tired or maybe the talent level was never quite there to begin with, but either way [...]

Some people’s roots are deeper than others Hola Gasmii!! It’s home visit time!!! We pared the crowd down to four and guess what? Even those four aren’t guaranteed a spot! It’s a good thing I’ve seen this before or I’d be so shocked that I might drop my glass of Port! No I wouldn’t Tim [...]

“Walking into someone else’s house for the first time is like entering another country. Not that I’ve ever been to another country.” Hola Gasmii!!! Last week on Terrorists Unlimited we returned to our story to find Carrie sane and teaching English to immigrants, Saul was in a place we’re supposed to assume looks like Beirut, [...]

I can read this horse’s mind Hola Gasmii!! Last week on Project Runway, fatcamp tried to steal my job, Heidi jumped on the “let’s turn this episode into a commercial!” bandwagon and Nina Garci was treated to a buffet of chubby pink cheeks. We lost our eastern block sex trafficking poster child, the manic-depressive Elena, [...]

Heidi’s idea of Avant Garde = Spider Crotch + Bubblegum Wings Hola Gasmii!!! I am back and newly freckle-bespeckled and happy to see my old friends Tim Gunn and Dmitry and most of all sweet TVGasm again! Many thanks to a hilarious recap by Fatcamp!!! I will now stop taking vacations lest my job is [...]

“So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. ‘Cause she wasn’t just talking about my hair. She was talking about my life“ Homeland is back!!! This is my first attempt at covering something dramatic instead of funny and/or ridiculous so I will do my best, but I [...]

Getting a kick out of the Big Apple Hola Gasmii! Last week we lost a smelly little rodent and by God, he had all but redeemed himself by the time he left. Isn’t that always the way? The answer is no, it isn’t, as this week will prove! Tim said something that was cringe-worthy, and [...]

Sometimes a Kiss-Off can be so sweet Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! Er, Project Runway! No one from Russia was actually harmed in this hearting Last week we lost the very outspoken and surprisingly uneven, Skunk. Just like his hair foretold, there were two sides to [...]

“I can see Dmitry’s heritage from my house!” Hola Gasmii!!! I have been celebrating my 107th birthday for about two weeks at this point so please hang in there if things start to get a little weird… Thanks for all the kind Birthday wishes and I hope you enjoyed a little slice of the Flip [...]

Heidi’s Heritage Hola Gasmii! I am back, under protest, after sunning and swimming and inhaling Mai Tais for a week. Good thing Kors’ orange glow can remind me of the spectacular, if less flabby, sunsets I left behind. Thanks for all the birthday wishes!!! And you’re welcome for having Flipit fill in!!! You owe me [...]

Four way monkey Hola Gasmii!!! I hope you had a very safe and very fun Labor Day weekend. MrWallace and I went boating and brain cell hunting. We ended up bagging quite a few, which is quite a feat considering they are nearing endangered status at this point. Last week was a classic PR standby [...]

As Commercial as Apple Pie     Hola Gasmii! First up, thank you all for the Tim Gunn/Dmitry hottub drenching suggestions! Commenter LAC’s lavender honey is the hands-down winner for Tim Gunn. I think that actually describes how he smells as it is. For Dmitry we have some wonderful suggestions that I cannot begin to [...]

Real Heidi Hola Gasmii! As much as I care about how fantastic your weekends were, I care so much more about this Manna from Recapper Heaven episode, so here we go! Last time on Project Runway, we forced all the designers into two teams for a collection challenge and learned: Elena is a wild animal [...]

Seals have terrible aim Hola Gasmii! Time for one of my favorite challenges!!! REAL FATTIES OF THE RUNWAY! Apparently people like Andy Warhol enough that Heidi found 10 women who were willing to have their bodies mocked, as well as take a backhanded compliment from a loved one; all on national TV! “It puts the [...]

I love you Selma. Hola Gasmii! I hope this weekend you went to at least as many drag shows as I did! Now let’s talk about the greatest drag show of all – Project Runway. OK, so it’s more about women being dressed up as badly dressed women. It’s still a spectacle! Last week was [...]

  Happy Friday Gasmii! This week’s Project Runway is a goldmine! I can’t wait to dive deep, but first I’ll tease you a little!  Said the Actress to the Bishop. My favorite thing happened this week- a team challenge! I love nothing more than high-strung creative young people forced to cooperate, compromise and coalesce, it [...]

See ya Granny Hello Gasmii! I hope your weekends have been fantabulous, swimming and sunning and playing hopscotch in weather like the glorious days we’ve had on the east coast. But enough about you, let’s discuss Project Runway! Last week we had an all-knowing Lexus choose the challenge and it matched designers from today with [...]

Quitters Never Prosper Hola Gasmii! We have the long-awaited quitter’s episode! We start by finding that Grandma has disappeared!!! At first everyone assumed she was aimlessly wandering around the park feeding the birds and telling people to pull up their pants. “Damn hippies” But no! She is really gone according to a vague statement from [...]

Hola Gasmii! I spent the weekend at the beach having a fabulous time so I might come off as kind and charitable to designers, but please don’t worry. The snark will return faster than my usual ghostly pallor. Last time we had Unusual Materials and Blorpheus the Discontented FINALLY was recognized as the best designer [...]

Two Thumbs Don Gasmii! Welcome back! This week PR resolves to reveal me as a fraud and make you all hate me! Since this is the mini-cap you wouldn’t notice as much but I might as well come clean: I am a fair-weather PR fan. The shame That’s right, when PR left the tawdry Rainbow [...]

Lumberjack Surprise Welcome Gasmii! We are on to the second episode of Project Runway! Last week we had Christopher the Meek rightfully win for a kick-ass gown and Beatrice the non-sewer expelled for making sweatpants shirtdresses. Also Fat Morpheus came in second for constructing a complicated and beautiful rose-inspired blouse but then pairing it with [...]

Hola Gasmii! Welcome to the Candy Factory! We are treated this week to a classic and beloved (at least by me) format of forcing designers to use non-materials to construct clothes. This week it’s the candy challenge which can only mean one thing – lots of glue guns! Also we know the contestants will envision [...]

Hola Gasmii! We are at the end! What a long strange journey it’s been, littered with White Knights and Olympian Queens. We get treated to a fast reel of who chose who and who eliminated who and how we ended up here. The important thing is they got rid of the minorities I will definitely [...]