Author: Nads

Cry me a river I first got sad when I read this article in New York Magazine, about how Rachel Dratch is looking for work, and then I looked up her current work status, and she has projects lined up the wazoo, and is just getting some publicity for her pity party. In the article [...]

Hey Gasmii, I was on a conference call with Nigel Lythgoe, Executive Producer of American Idol talking about the Idol Gives Back Special last week. He was very nice and very quick to the point like a nice Brit. The Idol Gives Back Special will air this Wednesday April 9, 7:30-10:00 PM ET/PT on Fox [...]

Designerssss…get your tampons out, we’re going to make earrings So, the rumors are true. Project Runway is leaving Bravo and going to Lifetime. Season 5 will still be on Bravo, however, season 6 (Nov. ’08) will go to Lifetime (as they signed a 5 year deal). This is insane news considering Project Runway is Bravo‘s [...]

Go play on the jungle gym while mommy has a beer Of course she is! Denise Richards is doing a reality series on E! and now Pam Anderson is getting her reality series on E! The self titled show, Pamela, will be a docu-soap featuring Pam as a mother and actress. E! executive Lisa Berger [...]

At least it wasn’t boxed wine Mary Carey was bragging about being 37 days sober and then decided to celebrate with a glass of wine. She didn’t go on a bender to my knowledge, but she was caught downing a glass of wine until a restaurant server at Johnny Utahs cut her off because they [...]

Legendary Actor and NRA ex-president, Charlton Heston passed away this past Saturday, the exact cause of his death is still unknown. R.I.P.

Ben Silverman has made a statement that Knight Rider will not make the same mistakes that Bionic Woman made. He blamed the failure of Bionic Woman on the network rushing to get the show out and it “sputtering out creatively.” He thinks Knight Rider will ride the wave of the successful pilot and that it [...]

I don’t know if you guys were fans of MTV’s Human Giant, but here is an interview (from my radio show) I did with a few of the guys from the show a while back:

Have I got a loogie for you When a normal human being goes to the airport and they lose a bag they tend to get a little upset. When Naomi Campbell loses a bag, she spits on cops. No joke. Naomi was arrested yesterday at London’s Heathrow airport for spitting on a cop after she [...]

First of all Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew got picked up for another season. Second, if you’re so inclined to try out, above is the casting notice. So get your dancing shoes on, and go audition. It would be great to get a TVgasm reader competing.

What’s the deal with flipping cars? Jerry Seinfeld was in a very scary car accident this past Saturday when the brakes of his Fiat gave out in the Hamptons. He was driving heading towards traffic when he realized his breaks went out, so he did the natural thing of trying his emergency breaks and when [...]

Hey Gasmii, I know what you’re going to say, another MTV show filled with aspiring musicians, but I think this show might be different (let’s hope). Rock The Cradle is a show featuring the sons and daughters of music icons trying to make it. Interesting enough, right? I think I may be able to get [...]

Hey Gasmii, I got to cover the Real World Awards Bash for my day job (at National Lampoon) and of course for TVgasm. Check out the Real World Awards Bash on MTV Tonight at 10PM ET/PT Here it is:

Hey Gasmii, I got to cover the Real World Awards Bash for my day job (at National Lampoon) and of course for TVgasm. Check out the Real World Awards Bash on MTV Tonight at 10PM ET/PT Here it is:

The long rumored spin-off of The Office is coming to life. The spin-off will launch right after the Super Bowl next year, February 1st, and it’s scheduled to run after The Office on Thursdays. OMG. F#*ckin’ Yay. I LOVE The Office!

I can’t host, I’mmmm washing my hair Ellen DeGeneres has dropped out of the Idol Gives Back special that is set to tape this Sunday due to a scheduling conflict with her own show. There is no word yet on who will join Ryan to Seacrest to co-host the special, but I’m sure it won’t [...]

The new show Farmer Wants A Wife is premiering at the end of the month, April 30th at 9 PM ET/PT on the CW. The show will be about 10 city women vying for the affection of a third-generation farmer, 29-year-old Matt Neustadt. So basically The Bachelor goes to the farm.

Do we have the next Chris Crocker on our hands? A little too close isn’t it? God help us all:

The Hills is coming to the U.K. Check out the casting notice that went up today. My favorite is “got what it takes to be the next Lauren, Heidi or Audrina?” They forgot to mention, “do you live in an altered reality?” Check out the notice:

Worship my fat bronze head Chachi is feeling left out. Henry Winkler got one, why can’t I??? Poor Scotty. Scott Baio is demanding a bronze statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk just like the Fonz. He thinks he’s more relevant than the Fonz. Scott Baio said: The Fonz. Sure he was cool and all, but Chachi [...]

Does my voice bore you? The ever so funny Ray Romano (doesn’t his voice just put your to sleep?) is returning to TV. TNT is going to pilot his new show, a comedic one-hour drama called, Men of a Certain Age. Guess what it’s about? You guessed it: guys going through their “midlife crisis.” The [...]

Spike TV is doing a giveaway to promote their new show, DEA. DEA is a show that will take the viewer into the daily lives of drug enforcement officials (men and women). It will mainly profile Special Agents and Task Force Officers and this season the show will be in the glamorous city of Detroit. [...]

I’m obsessed with how bad he is, but I have to hand it to him, this was his best week thus far (what’s with his “dancing face”?)

This is not good, SAG and AFTRA have split. AFTRA has broken off its 27-year bargaining pact with SAG leaving each union to negotiate for themselves. What does that mean? It means the probability of an actors strike has just gotten higher. I was listening to Alan Rosenberg (President of SAG) speak this morning, and [...]

It’s the return of Kathie Lee. She’ll be co-hosting the 4th hour of the Today show beginning next Monday. Here is the announcement from ealier today:

This is pretty amazing. Here is a clip of Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey 2008 pageant. It’s nothing special until about 5:30 in when she attempts to belly dance. It’s worth the scroll to 5:30. Check it out:

If the price is right… Donald Trump has reached out to Ashely Dupre for his new show that will be a modern version of My Fair Lady, where Girl Gone Wild are sent to charm school to become debutantes. Sounds a little like Monique’s Charm School meets Pretty Woman minus Julia Roberts and the Flavor [...]

You are trippin’ if you think I’m leaving, now dance puppet! Ok! Magazine had reported that Tyra was leaving Top Model, and that her and Jay Manuel were not on speaking terms. But, apparently it was a big ol’ lie, and Tyra’s rep has spoken, “The rumors about Tyra leaving and the fight with Jay [...]

Next week is Dolly Parton week on American Idol. She will be mentoring the finalist on April 1st, and then performing two singles from her new album on April 2nd. Now we can really see for ourselves who has the bigger boobs, Dolly or Simon.

It says Kung Pao chicken Audrina drives me crazy. She got another tattoo. Ta-da! *Retraction: Sorry Gasmii, I was sent this picture earlier in the week and it came attached with a press release. I didn’t read it when I came to post (because little Nads had WAY too much to drink on Thursday night [...]

Tiny Fey is looking for Ashley Dupre (Spitzer’s old call-girl) for a role on NBC’s 30 Rock. Tina has reached out to the NY Post to find “Kirsten” Ashley Dupre. Tina told the Post, “I would love Spitzer’s girl for the show…I just have no idea how to get in touch with her.” Wow, and [...]

Hey Gasmii, I have one pair of tickets (2) to giveaway for tonight’s live finale of Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew on the Sony Lot in Los Angeles. It’s the one hour finale, and a lot of celebs. are scheduled to be there. Email me at nads@tvgasm.com The first email I get, you [...]

I don’t know about you, but Lost has officially driven me crazy. To help clear up some of the loose ends, my buddies did another installment to catch us up on what’s already happened so far.

“I’m getting divorced because of her ugly mole” Robin Williams has been getting a bad rap for his sub-par movies recently, and has been out of the “funny” spotlight, but I will say that I blame his soon-to-be ex-wife, Marsha Garces Williams for Robin’s absence. Yes, you heard me correctly, Robin Williams is getting a [...]

I love balls Justin Timberlake will be hosting the ESPY awards that will be televised on July 20th @ 9PM ET on ESPN. He can sing, he can dance, he has his dick in a box, and now he can talk about throwing a football. Bring it Justin.

Bon Jovi guitarist, Heather Locklear-ex, Richie Sambora got pulled over in Laguna Beach last night and got a fatty DUI. He was taken to Laguna Beach PD where he took a blood test and sure enough, he failed. Richie, if you’ve got money, hire a driver, or take a cab!!! He’s already been to rehab [...]

Holla at your pooch Gayle Oprah just bought her best friend, Gayle a $7.1 million deluxe apartment in the sky!!!! Actually it was Oprah’s deceased dog, Sophie, that bought the penthouse. The deed-transfer of the apartment that Oprah gave Gayle was under little Sophie’s name. That’s one generous dead pooch.

He’s the baby daddy The baby will have a legit baby daddy! Yay! 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged (to Casey Aldridge), and is sportin’ her little mini rock around. Congrats Jamie Lynn!!! Looks like the Spears are getting their s#*t together for now.

The guys at myspace just sent me this behind the scenes look at Lauren Conrad’s summer line: MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Lauren Conrad