Author: Nads

The new show Farmer Wants A Wife is premiering at the end of the month, April 30th at 9 PM ET/PT on the CW. The show will be about 10 city women vying for the affection of a third-generation farmer, 29-year-old Matt Neustadt. So basically The Bachelor goes to the farm.

Do we have the next Chris Crocker on our hands? A little too close isn’t it? God help us all:

The Hills is coming to the U.K. Check out the casting notice that went up today. My favorite is “got what it takes to be the next Lauren, Heidi or Audrina?” They forgot to mention, “do you live in an altered reality?” Check out the notice:

Worship my fat bronze head Chachi is feeling left out. Henry Winkler got one, why can’t I??? Poor Scotty. Scott Baio is demanding a bronze statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk just like the Fonz. He thinks he’s more relevant than the Fonz. Scott Baio said: The Fonz. Sure he was cool and all, but Chachi [...]

Does my voice bore you? The ever so funny Ray Romano (doesn’t his voice just put your to sleep?) is returning to TV. TNT is going to pilot his new show, a comedic one-hour drama called, Men of a Certain Age. Guess what it’s about? You guessed it: guys going through their “midlife crisis.” The [...]

Spike TV is doing a giveaway to promote their new show, DEA. DEA is a show that will take the viewer into the daily lives of drug enforcement officials (men and women). It will mainly profile Special Agents and Task Force Officers and this season the show will be in the glamorous city of Detroit. [...]

I’m obsessed with how bad he is, but I have to hand it to him, this was his best week thus far (what’s with his “dancing face”?)

This is not good, SAG and AFTRA have split. AFTRA has broken off its 27-year bargaining pact with SAG leaving each union to negotiate for themselves. What does that mean? It means the probability of an actors strike has just gotten higher. I was listening to Alan Rosenberg (President of SAG) speak this morning, and [...]

It’s the return of Kathie Lee. She’ll be co-hosting the 4th hour of the Today show beginning next Monday. Here is the announcement from ealier today:

This is pretty amazing. Here is a clip of Paris Hilton judging the Miss Turkey 2008 pageant. It’s nothing special until about 5:30 in when she attempts to belly dance. It’s worth the scroll to 5:30. Check it out:

If the price is right… Donald Trump has reached out to Ashely Dupre for his new show that will be a modern version of My Fair Lady, where Girl Gone Wild are sent to charm school to become debutantes. Sounds a little like Monique’s Charm School meets Pretty Woman minus Julia Roberts and the Flavor [...]

You are trippin’ if you think I’m leaving, now dance puppet! Ok! Magazine had reported that Tyra was leaving Top Model, and that her and Jay Manuel were not on speaking terms. But, apparently it was a big ol’ lie, and Tyra’s rep has spoken, “The rumors about Tyra leaving and the fight with Jay [...]

Next week is Dolly Parton week on American Idol. She will be mentoring the finalist on April 1st, and then performing two singles from her new album on April 2nd. Now we can really see for ourselves who has the bigger boobs, Dolly or Simon.

It says Kung Pao chicken Audrina drives me crazy. She got another tattoo. Ta-da! *Retraction: Sorry Gasmii, I was sent this picture earlier in the week and it came attached with a press release. I didn’t read it when I came to post (because little Nads had WAY too much to drink on Thursday night [...]

Tiny Fey is looking for Ashley Dupre (Spitzer’s old call-girl) for a role on NBC’s 30 Rock. Tina has reached out to the NY Post to find “Kirsten” Ashley Dupre. Tina told the Post, “I would love Spitzer’s girl for the show…I just have no idea how to get in touch with her.” Wow, and [...]

Hey Gasmii, I have one pair of tickets (2) to giveaway for tonight’s live finale of Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew on the Sony Lot in Los Angeles. It’s the one hour finale, and a lot of celebs. are scheduled to be there. Email me at nads@tvgasm.com The first email I get, you [...]

I don’t know about you, but Lost has officially driven me crazy. To help clear up some of the loose ends, my buddies did another installment to catch us up on what’s already happened so far.

“I’m getting divorced because of her ugly mole” Robin Williams has been getting a bad rap for his sub-par movies recently, and has been out of the “funny” spotlight, but I will say that I blame his soon-to-be ex-wife, Marsha Garces Williams for Robin’s absence. Yes, you heard me correctly, Robin Williams is getting a [...]

I love balls Justin Timberlake will be hosting the ESPY awards that will be televised on July 20th @ 9PM ET on ESPN. He can sing, he can dance, he has his dick in a box, and now he can talk about throwing a football. Bring it Justin.

Bon Jovi guitarist, Heather Locklear-ex, Richie Sambora got pulled over in Laguna Beach last night and got a fatty DUI. He was taken to Laguna Beach PD where he took a blood test and sure enough, he failed. Richie, if you’ve got money, hire a driver, or take a cab!!! He’s already been to rehab [...]

Holla at your pooch Gayle Oprah just bought her best friend, Gayle a $7.1 million deluxe apartment in the sky!!!! Actually it was Oprah’s deceased dog, Sophie, that bought the penthouse. The deed-transfer of the apartment that Oprah gave Gayle was under little Sophie’s name. That’s one generous dead pooch.

He’s the baby daddy The baby will have a legit baby daddy! Yay! 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is engaged (to Casey Aldridge), and is sportin’ her little mini rock around. Congrats Jamie Lynn!!! Looks like the Spears are getting their s#*t together for now.

The guys at myspace just sent me this behind the scenes look at Lauren Conrad’s summer line: MySpace Presents: The Fit featuring Lauren Conrad

CNN has decided to try it’s hand in comedy. They are producing a comedy news show called, Not Just Another Cable News Show ala Weekend Update style that will feature celebs, dumb crimes, and political screw-ups. News Show will pull from CNN‘s archived footage and current news footage. The hosts and commentators will be: L.A. [...]

This sucks The Parker Posey Fox show, Jezebel James got the fat ax with only three airings. I have to admit that I never got to see the show before it got pulled because it was on Friday nights!!! And they wonder why it didn’t do well?! It’s too bad because it had an awesome [...]

Hey Gasmii, I’m a little obsessed with Adam Carolla’s awkwardness on the dance floor, am I the only one??? Here it is in case you missed it (a little better than last week, but still painfully bad):

Did anyone see the Britney episode of How I Met Your Mother last night? I didn’t think it was genius, but then again, there aren’t many sitcoms that are genius. I thought the episode was sweet–there was a great 2-minute date sequence, Britney’s cameo was great for “her” (although short), and Sarah Chalke made the [...]

Hey Gasmii, I got to catch up with Lo Bosworth from The Hills and Laguna Beach on my radio show this past Friday. You will be seeing plenty of Lo this season that starts tonight on MTV @ 10PM ET/PT. I’m so excited for tonight!!! Here’s the interview: boomp3.com The Hills on MTV, Mondays @ [...]

Here’s another one Gasmii! ABC Family’s Greek is holding a contest in honor of Season 2 coming out tonight. So, here’s your contest: Write me your favorite college story and if you didn’t go to college make one up Flipit will pick his favorite story you submit, and the winner will get a Greek Prize [...]

Stop suin’ my ass A woman is suing Oprah claiming she got “pushed down a flight of stairs causing severe and permanent injuries” while trying to get a seat to be in Oprah’s audience. She’s claiming that Harpo Studios failed to control the audience (back in Dec. ’06) and now she wants $50,000. Right now [...]

Fox News was running the Youtube winners last week and someone in Standards and Practices was not doing their job. Nice work:

I’m healing y’all Britney seems to be getting her s#*t together lately. Her Dad is taking care of her, she wants to open a dance studio in the Valley, she’s getting guest appearances on TV shows, but the L.A. City attorney refuses to drop her “driving without a license” charges. The L.A. city attorney, Michael [...]

I want to give to Oprah Jennifer Aniston just announced that she will be on Oprah’s Big Give on April 20th. She said she’s going to announce “big news” on the show. I wonder what that is? The biggest news that I can think of that Jen could announce would be that she’s getting married??!! [...]

Ellen has confirmed that she is hosting Idol Gives Back again this year with Ryan Seacrest. Last year they raised over $78 million dollars, and I’m sure it will only grow this year. The special is airing on April 9th 7:30/6:30c on Fox. Celebs that are confirmed so far are: Bono Snoop Dogg Carrie Underwood [...]

I’m sorry I’ve been lagging on announcing the winners for the contests! We’ve had so many recently! Here are the winners for the past two months on various contests: TBS 10 Items or Less Prize pack (iPod): -Sharhart (the winning caption picked by TBS: “At least I wasn’t contacted to do a photo shot for [...]

Hey Gasmii, here is a sneak peak of Britney on How I Met Your Mother. Her episode airs this Monday on CBS, I’m actually kind of excited about this! She looks good, check it out:

Hey Gasmii, I’m doing some stuff with this upcoming season of the Real World: Hollywood and have gotten to see some of it…and it’s probably the best season of the Real World in years. Just my opinion. This year they’re in a house in Hollywood on a television lot. Check out the teaser:

A Construction worker committed suicide at one of Mel Gibson’s homes. The 48-year-old construction worker hung himself and was found yesterday morning at the house (that’s under massive construction). No one was living at the house, and Mel has never lived at the house. Poor guy.

Hey Gasmii, The South Park winner was Donna Martin Graduates! The contest was: Draw the best picture of me as a South Park Character! Nice work DMG (my eyebrows need a little work, I would have opted for the unibrow, lol)!