Author: Nads

Last night I went to the Paris Hilton press conference announcing her new greenlit series Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. The show is set to air in the 4th quarter of 2008 on MTV and people that want to be Paris’ best friend can start uploading their profiles to www.parisbff.com The contestants will be picked [...]

Hey Gasmii, My friend Adam Paul is the star/creator/writer of the Starz series Hollywood Residential, and he needs your help. If you have the Starz channel, you may have seen his scripted show where he makes over celebrity homes and it always ends up being a huge hilarious disaster. This past season Tony King (Adam’s [...]

Poor little stripper. David Hernandez got kicked off Idol last night, and it was deserved. David was cheesy in my opinion. He didn’t make top 10, so no tour for David, wonder if that means he’ll be hitting the pole again?? Do male strippers wear clear heels? Okay, I’ll stop now. David commented, “I think [...]

People pay for this Scarlett Johansson was auctioning off a dream date for her charity Oxfam (Not The Emperors Club VIP). The bidding has ended and she ended up raising just over $40,000. OMG. That’s insane. Either the guy is a huge philanthropist, or a stalker. Either way, if he his a stalker, he stalked [...]

Pregnancy Tests, The Walsh Family, and a balding Steve Sanders aren’t quite back with the new spin-off, but The CW wants to re-make a pretty close version of 90210. If you think about it, 90210 was the original O.C. If it’s done right, this could be good. “Veronica Mars” creator Rob Thomas is going to [...]

Are we a what they call a power couple? Is this real? Yesterday there were two releases: one featuring Heidi and one featuring Spencer and both of them made me throw up in my mouth a little. So, you want the bad news or the bad news first? First piece of crazy is that Heidi [...]

Elliot Spitzer not swallows has just resigned and will be out of office by Monday. In the meanwhile, this is grounds for great late-night material! Here’s Letterman’s top 10 last night, “Top Ten Messages Left on Elliot Spitzer’s Answering Machine.”:

Now that Janet can’t be the musical guest on SNL this weekend, Mariah Carey has been picked as the second choice. I’m sure she won’t have a hard time filling-in any sketches, since the whole show is political now. Maybe she could play Obama, I’m sure she’ll do a better job than Fred Armisen.

Jonny Fairplay is going to have to provide the court with more details from the night of his Danny Bonaduce / Fox Reality Awards “fight.” The judge told Jonny, “I think more facts should be set forth.” What’s Jonny going to come back with? He dry-humped Danny Bonaduce, so Danny in self-defense of not wanting [...]

It’ll hurt if I swallow Janet Jackson has been so sick with the flu that this past Monday she had to go to the hospital. So the result of all this??? A canceled SNL appearance this weekend. There is no word as to who’s going to replace her, but word on the street is that [...]

I know everything Well, I guess since the Hogan family is no longer together, why not give their daughter a reality series?? VH1 is doing a Hogan Knows Best spin-off with Brooke Hogan called, Brooke Hogan Knows Best. Does she really???? I mean, I guess she is the most sane member of the Hogan family [...]

Hey Gasmii, I got to go to the set of MTV’s Randy Jackson Presents America’s Best Dance Crew again, and got some video footage. This clip is from my Lampoon job, but I stole it for you. The show was so much fun to be at and the energy was amazing. This past week I [...]

I want an Emmy y’all How appropriate, Britney Spears missed her custody hearing yesterday so she could guest star on How I Met Your Mother. Little Britney was on the Fox lot for her read though to play a nerdy character that works in Ted’s office named, Abby. She’s only slated to appear in one [...]

Here’s a teaser from this coming “extended” season 3 of The Hills. I can’t wait!!!! The Hills extended season 3 is premiering March 24th @ 10PM ET/PT on MTV.

In honor of the the new Uncensored director’s cut of South Park’s Imaginationland DVD coming out tomorrow, March 11th, we’re doing a contest/giveaway. The prize consists of: -1 Imaginationland DVD -South Park beach towel -South Park slippers. There will be two runner-ups that will receive the Imaginationland DVD. Here is your contest: I’ve always wanted [...]

Yes it’s true, it’s only 3 inches on a good day This is not positive. How do people in high profile positions think they can do things and get away with them? New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has admitted to be involved in a prostitution ring after being caught on the federal wire tap. The [...]

We F’d too! Matt Damon and his wife Luciana Barroso are expecting their second child together. This will be Matt’s second child and Luciana’s third (from her previous marriage). Luciana is clearly f-ing Matt Damon. Congrats hotties.

Hey Gasmii, I got to do this quick interview (for my day job) with Director Roland Emmerich, and the two stars of 10,000 B.C.: Steven Straight and Camilla Belle. Check it out: 10,000 B.C. InterviewsAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Justin Timberlake is going to be the executive producer of the American adaptation of the Peruvian comedy My Problem With Women for NBC. This project came to Justin from the partners at Reveille. I know that Justin has a strong appeal (especially to me), but why have him be the executive producer of the project [...]

I’m either going to name it Ben or Jerry Lisa Marie is pregnant with her third child! Funny how the paparazzi couldn’t figure out if she was fat or pregnant. That actually sounds like a good drinking game: Fat or Pregnant, it will go with my other game that I like to play roaming the [...]

I couldn’t stand Danny Noriega, and I know I’m not the only one. His elimination last night was SOOO dramatic just like him. The girls were crying, Paula gave him a standing-o and for a second I actually felt bad for him. Check it out:

Time for another Contest/Giveaway Gasmii! We have 2 Gene Simmons Family Jewels Prize packs to give away: Each Prize pack consists of: -Signed copy of Gene Simmons’ Sex Money Kiss -Gene Simmons Family Jewels Collector’s Edition DVD Set -Gene Simmons Family Jewels T-Shirt So here is your contest: What is the rumored length of Gene [...]

Rumor is that Jerry Seinfeld is in discussions with NBC to do his own version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. This new rumored show is supposed to air in June. More details to come when I get them. *Seinfeld’s spokeswoman, Elizabeth Clark Zoia, said the story was completely false. Time will tell, rumors don’t come out [...]

I hate carrots y’all Jamie Spears will stay the Daddy Dearest and the conservatorship has been extended though July 31st. So basically if little Britney doesn’t want to eat her carrots, its up to daddy Spears to tell her she’s going to eat them, and she’s going to like them. Now go to your room [...]

Thoughts Gasmii? I liked Christian a lot and was happy that he won, but I don’t think that Jillian and Rami’s lines were too far off from Christians. In fact, I thought that Jillian’s line was better than Christian’s line, but then again, Christian is young, has a big personality and tons of potential…so he [...]

Friday Night Lights fans rejoice, it’s baaack! NBC has partnered with DirecTV to bring back a 3rd season of FNL. So basically, DirecTV is sharing costs with NBC to produce and string the show across multipurpose platforms. I don’t know if it was the mini-footballs that were sent by FNL fans to NBC that saved [...]

This is so sad. Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, he’s only 55-years-old. Our thoughts are with you Patrick. Here is the official statement released by his publicist: “Actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick’s physician Dr. George Fisher states, ‘Patrick has a very limited [...]

Put another notch on the the job headboard. Mario Lopez is full of work these days. Besides his current jobs: Extra, America’s Best Dance Crew, and Miss America, he will be joining the Broadway cast of Chorus Line starting April 15th through September 7th. He will be playing the role of Zach, the demanding director [...]

I try to stay away from Paris, but then I got sent this 944 cover and her quotes, and I was like, “Come on Paris!” And here she is being a philanthropist: “It makes me angry because people don’t know the real me,” she says. “Yes, I do get paid to go to parties. But [...]

TV Land has sure kept it brand of keeping things nostalgic including its new show (new for TV Land, the show was a former WB dropout) premiering tonight, High School Reunion. The creators of The Bachelor have put together a high school reunion show where 14 old classmates reunite after 20 years and get sent [...]

The skeletons have come way out of the closet, and Idol contestant David Hernandez is under heat for being a former stripper at a gay strip club in Phoenix, Arizona. David used to work at the fully nude club, Dick’s Cabaret. There is no word if he could be disqualified for his former profession, but [...]

OMG. Have you seen this yet? I watch Idol religiously and Danny Noriega drives me crazy. I can’t stand him. Then, I see this, and I fell off my chair laughing. This is actually kind of amazing. Check it out:

Lou Pearlman struck a plea deal for his federal bank fraud case. He was accused of defrauding the banks of more than $100 million dollars, and had stole another $300 million from investors. However, his not-guilty plea has now changed to guilty and he’s going to try to recover some of the money he stole. [...]

This is sad. I feel bad for making fun of her horrible Britney duet now. But, Heidi Montag’s step-brother and war-veteran, Eric O’Hara, passed away last Thursday in Steamboat Springs, Colorado. He died in a freak accident removing snow from the roof. Our thoughts are with you and your family Heidi.

Last year the “Idol Gives Back” special earned $76 million dollars! Hopefully this year will be just as successful. This year the “Idol Gives Back” special will be split between two stages, the home stage and the Kodak theatre. Some performers slated so far are: Bono, Fergie and John Mayer, Carrie Underwood, Chris Daughtry, John [...]

I will cut you Heidi If you haven’t heard yet, Britney Spears’ producers gave Heidi Montag a Britney track that never got released and had Heidi record a duet with it. I wonder if Britney flipped her lid when she heard it?? The song makes me want to take a bath with my hair dryer. [...]

High School Musical is coming to network television. ABC has picked up a multi-episode reality competition where they place a group of singers in a musical conservatory until they find one winner. Sounds like Idol, but with all things HSM. And of course the show will have guest appearances by the HSM cast. The prize [...]

This past Friday J.Lo and Marc Anthony reveled their twins’ names to People magazine. I didn’t think it was too gasm worthy on Friday, but it is Monday morning, so I’ll ease into the news. Ready for it? Max and Emme. Yawn.

Hey Gasmii! I had a chance to talk to Courteney Cox promoting Season 2 of Dirt on FX starting tonight. I wanted to get some real “dirt” but she was only willing to talk about her show, c’est la vie. Some of the questions that I didn’t get to ask were 1) How did you [...]