Author: Nads

Sorry Gasmii, I have the flu, hence the lack of posts yesterday. boo hoo. Feeling a lot better today.

Yay! Who doesn’t love Kelly Bundy, right? Christina Applegate’s new show, Samantha Who on ABC, just got picked up for a full season, and it’s only in its first two weeks! She had over 14 million viewers. You go girl! Whenever I see Christina Applegate the only thing I can think of is her saying, [...]

I lost my Hot Dog On A Stick Hat, So I got arrested one year. Gasmii, what are you going to be for Halloween? I know a lot of you are going to Halloween parties this weekend, and I want to see your photos! To get your photos posted up on our newsgasm section, send [...]

Jerry Seinfeld’s wife, Jessica Seinfeld, put out a new cookbook named, “Deceptively Delicious: Simple Secrets to Get Your Kids Eating Good Food,” and went on Oprah to promote it. Oprah of course went on and on how it was so brilliant and the book even went on to be number 2 on the USA Today‘s [...]

K-Fed and Brit were in the same room attending their first parent class together yesterday. It was all part of their mandatory mom/dad school. Wonder if she packed a bag lunch with a snack pack and a Capri Sun? Up for grabs…Down for Keeps…this is my PB&J y’all.

Diddy has inked a deal with Ciroc Vodka to develop the brand. Diddy said, “it’s not an endorsement deal and that the Vodka will have his everyday attention.” Diddy, you give that Vodka your everyday attention! Drink, get crunked, put another notch on the headboard but just own up to impregnating random women when you [...]

I didn’t even know it was a show before it got cancelled. I am pretty in tune to shows that I watch and those that I don’t watch, but I didn’t even know that Viva Laughlin existed. CBS, you should have promo’d the show better so I could have at least had the choice to [...]

Oh no! Fights out, and Donald Trump is going to settle it! Donald Trump will be settling disputes for “real” people with financial problems. He’s going to be the new Dr. Phil with a little Judge Judy splash mediating for people with money spats. 20th Television and Reveille Productions are close to closing the deal [...]

J.Lo’s Grandma passed away this past Saturday while J.Lo was singing her heart out in Los Angeles at her concert. Julia Rodriguez, J.Lo’s Grandmother, who inspired J.Lo to open Madre’s restaurant in Pasadena, will be honored at the Beecher Funeral Home in Pleasantville, Westchester County today.

From The Fruit Of His Hairy Loins Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher just welcomed a baby girl last week on Wednesday. Jagshemash! I like sex. High Five.

I thought Gay Wizards Took Care Of Themselves. Shave That Beard Dumbledore. J.K. Rowling dropped the gay bomb last Friday during a reading at Carnegie Hall that Dumbledore, the Hogwarts headmaster and Harry’s mentor is homosexual. A fan asked a question if the wizard has ever found love, and that’s when J.K. Rowling responded with, [...]

How did Pam ever let this one go? Apparently Kid Rock was out and about after a show in Atlanta when a customer at the Waffle House he visited recognized Kid with his girl. Food fight!

George Lucas is planning a live-action television series based on Star Wars. He’s just started working on the series, and won’t give too many details. The only thing he did say was that Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader will not be included, rather the series will focus on the minor characters. Think Jabba The Hut [...]

CMT is doing a new series, Gone Country where celebrities set out to be the next country star judged by “Big & Rich.” The celebs that are set to do the show are Carnie Wilson, Bobby Brown, Dee Snider, Diana DeGarmo, Julio Iglesias Jr., Maureen McCormick and Sisqo.

Oh no, the magician can’t make this one go away. A woman from Seattle is accusing David Copperfield of raping her in the Bahamas. The FBI has already seized $2 million dollars, a hard drive and a digital camera and are investigating. David proved his theme song, Abra-Abra, Abra Kadabra, I wanna reach out and [...]

ABC just ordered a full season of Private Practice. This is the second series to get a full season green light this month. The first was CW’s Gossip Girl. But back to Private Practice…I’m not a huge fan as of yet because I’m not that invested in the show or the characters thus far. Addison [...]

The rumors are true, the movie couple of the decade has split up, and its been a couple of months. Ryan talking about the breakup: “The only thing I remember is we both went down swingin’ and we called it a draw.”

My Entourage cuz that’s how I roll. Last night was another fun filled night sponsored by National Lampoon for the opening of National Lampoon Presents: The Beach Party At The Threshold Of Hell. The party was at Seven in Hollywood, started at 8 and went all night. Good times were had, and the stars of [...]

Haaay Gurl She’s on a roll. First she gets a nice spot on The View and now she’s set to do a sitcom pilot on the CW loosely based on her life. The half-hour sitcom will be about a married woman who discovers her husband has been cheating on her and has an illegitimate child. [...]

I do children’s parties too. Reports have been saying she’s been fired because of her nude photo spread she took courtesy of herself. But that’s not true!!! Disney loves T & A! Don’t you Mickey? Contrary to popular belief, it’s an old rumor. They’re still in negotiations and she will in fact be in High [...]

He’s been dropping hints on his show all week, but he’s finally pulled the trigger! Stephen Colbert is running for president!!!!

Joe Francis got off on one of his many charges. Brooke Patsolic and Christina Brose sued saying they didn’t know they would end up on DVD on their “break-out” role on Girls Gone Wild: Endless Spring Break Vol. 6 . Well, now the story has changed a bit and they’ve dropped their charges.

Kate Hudson kicked Dax Shephard to the curb. Poor little Dax, apparently he came on too strong, and Kate just wanted to take things slow. Word on the street is that Dax proposed to Kate and poor Daxy just fell too hard. Ouch.

One Rich Ho He’s back and he’s on a bigger network now! Don Imus has just signed an eight-figure, multi-year contract with WABC. Imus in the Morning will be nappier than ever and starting December 3rd of this year. I can’t believe this guy gets canned, settles his breach of contract for 20 million dollars [...]

Our favorite Jackass is back to the tube. He has a new show on the USA network, Dr. Steve-O. Wait, what? Yes you read correctly, he’s on a quest to eradicate “wussy-ism.” He’s traveling the country on a mission to ‘de-wussify’ wimps, nerds and couch potatoes. HOWWW fitting. A male make-over show right after Monday [...]

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman will be filling in for Regis And Kelly starting October 22nd, for five days. That’s cool and all, but guess what Jimmy will be doing after he finishes taping Live With Regis and Kelly everyday in New York? Flying to Los Angeles to film his own show that night. And [...]

He’s done it again. He’s being sued by Jive Records, Britney Spears record label, for leaking 10 completed songs and some unfinished demos two weeks before their digital release dates. Brit’s album “Blackout” will be released to the U.S. October 30th. Sorry Perez, looks like you’re not the celebrity gangsta and more like the celebrity [...]

Samaire Armstrong, the Paris Hiltonabee star of Dirty Sexy Money has checked into rehab for “personal issues.” Don’t worry fans, she’ll only miss one episode. Don’t forget Samaire, rehab is getting played-out. Sober is the new pink.

The American Idol Tour got fined $5,000 for 16 violations of breaking child labor laws from the New York state’s labor department. As you remember Sanjaya and Jordin were both under 18 years-old during the show and during the New York tour. Sanjaya’s lucky he’s even made it far enough to get fined for labor [...]

They have both won a Nobel Peace Prize. He will receive the award on December 10. He will be given this honor, “for their efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change”. So in other words, [...]

The Writer’s Guild strike is coming near, and they want more money. Eight cents per DVD sales vs. four, and blah blah blah. I get it, but what does that mean for us? More reality? NBC is considering re-running the UK Office, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Sounds good, but 7 nights a week? That’s enough [...]

The city better start building taller doorways because Conan O’Brien is L.A. bound, and he’s not going to fit anywhere. In fact, NBC is actually moving to Universal Studios and Conan will take over the famous Studio One that Knight Rider, The Jack Benny Program, and The Incredible Hulk all shot in. They’re “expanding and [...]

I was so surprised when I started seeing promos about the final season of Queer Eye. I watch a lot of TV, but looks like I’ve been living under a rock because I had NO idea that this show was still on…and it aired last night. Who else are these guys going to make over? [...]

The Lost star has already done her CalTrans cleanup work, and now she’ll have to serve at least 120 days in jail. Tisk tisk. All she had to do was not violate her probation. She’s set to go to jail on or before Christmas Eve. Maybe she’ll find love in the slammer to a large [...]

Will Ferrell’s project, the big screen adaptation to Land Of The Lost got greenlighted, and guess how much it’s going to cost Universal? $100 million dollars! It didn’t get a start date until the budget was cut from $125 million. The movie’s premise will not be too far off from the TV show. It will [...]

The Hoff is skateboarding on his wagon with one foot on and one foot off. He had a relapse and fell off getting into good ol’ grandpa’s liquor cabinet, again. He’s now at Cedars Sinai detoxing and doing a lot better, and actually should be home by the time this blog is posted. He must [...]

Jonny Fairplay won’t give up! He’s such a loser. He’s now sued Danny Bonaduce, FOX Reality Channel and other people for “an unjustified and surprise assault.” Johnny, you’re a loser. This guy makes me more ill than Perez. He’s taken it to another level.

OMG! I’ve been desperately trying to avoid the Britney stories, unless they’re really good. And, I think I found one! I live in Santa Monica, and ironically, I was driving by the Viceroy Hotel last week on Thursday and saw tons of paparazzi outside after dinner across the highway and turned to my friend and [...]

Forest “lazy-eye” Whitaker (couldn’t help myself) has just signed a deal to direct and produce a project for FX. The new series is being compared to the Sopranos but in a world of arms dealers. This will be Forest’s first major TV commitment since The Shield. Yay! The Last King Of Scotland prevails!