Author: Nads

Janey Cutler, an 81-year old great grandmother from Scotland, is touted to be the next Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent.  The Today Show played a clip of Janey this morning, and granny can sing!  I’m loving this new insurgency of older women these days.  It’s kind of amazing. Here’s the clip…she’s f’n 81!!! LOVE IT. Visit [...]

TMZ is reporting that Pretty Wild star,  Alexis Neiers, is getting 180 days in jail, but plus three years of felony probation.  I was in shock when they announced that E! was doing a show with her (before the first season), and guess what?  Now they have a gold mine.  They can follow her jail [...]

OMG, did you guys see Betty White’s SNL episode?  It made my head spin.  She’s so damn cute…I felt like I was watching a “best of” episode, but it was new! There are too many videos to post, but here are a few for your eye balls. Here’s her monologue: And one of my favorites [...]

-Oprah shaved Dr. Phil’s mustache…great now his stretch marks will be exposed. -A great Conan interview.  Here it is. -The Idol finale will run over by 7 minutes.  Set your DVRs. -NBC picks up three more pilots. -Charlie Sheen could end up in jail for 30 days.  Ouch. -Neil Patrick Harris picks his hotties.

The NY Post is reporting that fewer people are betting on Idol.  They’re reporting that gambling website Gambling911.com said, “Betting interest in the show started to dwindle two years ago.” Um, that’s because Idol is SOOO predictable these days…anyone who caters to the Tween audience will stay on until the Top 10, guaranteed.  Prime example: [...]

Matthew Schneider, the production manager for The Deadliest Catch sold $300.00 of cocaine to an undercover cop in Alaska.  He was one of 18 people charged in a 4-month long drug investigation.  What is wrong with these people?  And, how do they NOT think they’re going to get caught?  It’s ridiculous. God, I’d hate to [...]

As they’ve been reporting, the SNL female dream team will be joining Betty White this Saturday night.  I really wish Cheri Oteri was in that mix, she’s one of my favs… Anyway, here’s the latest promo with all the women.  It’s going to be a good one!!!

-Did Leno really have a turrets tirade over Conan’s interview? -Another Jersey Shore lawsuit?  Snooze… -Is this Entourage’s last season?  God, I hope so. -Betty White will have the SNL dream team with her. -OMG, Tim Gunn has joined the Smurfs movie.  Love.

A judge signed off on Chaz Bono’s petition to officially become a man!  Chastity Chaz is now officially, and legally able to be recognized as a man!  Welcome to your new life!  This is all so exciting!  Chaz, think of all the things you can officially put your junk in now!! Kristina Wertz, the attorney [...]

Hey Gasmii, Kimmel finally joined twitter, and his first message was “I want to make love to Justin Bieber” in Spanish.  Here’s a video of Jimmy asking Guillermo for Spanish translations for his first tweet.  Pretty funny.  Welcome to the internet Jimmy… Here’s the vid, in case you missed it:

Finally American Idol got it right, and it’s about time! WARNING, SPOILER ALERT

The countdown begins! Betty White and all of her cuteness will be on SNL is less than 3 days! I hope SNL can get it together and write her a good show! If they don’t, there will be HELL to pay…seriously. Don’t make me go Persian on you SNL! Um, hello…is this thing on?

Things Remembered at the mall even got it right, but the Walk of Fame? Not so much.

Some people sling food for cash, while others shake their ass.

Hey Gasmii, Welcome to the new Newsgasm.  I’m sorry I wasn’t there to greet you bright and early on Monday, but I’ve been bed ridden with a disease that you could only catch on the Oregon Trail video game.  Okay, maybe it wasn’t that bad…it’s just strep throat.  But, I must say, while being sick, [...]

-Lindsay Lohan doing an E! Mother’s Day Special with her little sister. She’s so gross.- -Jodie Sweetin is preggers, again. -Betty White doesn’t want to be overexposed. -Haven’t seen Sunset Daze yet, but dying to. It’s doing well among seniors. -Family Guy celebrates episode 150. Congrats! -Kate Gosselin’s book ate hard sh*t. -Jon Gosselin sells [...]

Here’s the trailer for the hypothetical George Costanza saga:

Spencer Pratt has teamed up with Snooki’s ex-boyfriend to find him a new girl, reality style…the name of the show? Fist Pumping for Love. Um, isn’t that a DIRECT ripoff of what Snooki’s been pitching? I know it’s a standard dating format, but Snooks has been whoring herself to get Snookin’ for Love out there [...]

Wow, this is such great news! Doctors are saying that Bret Michaels could be healthy enough to appear on The Celebrity Apprentice Live Finale on May 23rd. I’m so happy to hear that Bret is coming out on the other side…I was so sad when I heard all the news. His doc said, “If all [...]

-GSN is going to have a Betty White Marathon the day she hosts SNL. -Chelsea addresses her sex tape rumor. -Siobhan Magnus speaks about her exit. -May sweeps begins tonight. -Conan made The Time 100. -Will Jimmy Fallon host the Emmys??

Conan is going to be on 60 Minutes this Sunday breaking his silence about the whole Tonight Show situation. One of the things Conan will reveal in his interview is (re: Jay Leno), “He went and took that show back and I think in a similar situation, if roles had been reversed, I know– I [...]

I love Jon Stewart, he doesn’t get enough props. He’s always on some some sort of an Apple rant (even though he’s an Apple lover)…anyway, I’m an Apple lover too, but I’m totally on team Jon with his rants. He’s so f’n hilarious, and smart. Anyway, if you’re an Apple lover, you’ll love this story [...]

I’m so sad. Conan let Max Weinberg go. In an interview, music legend Al Kooper said that they let Max go because of contracts, and the transition… From the interview: CP: Max? What happened there? Kooper: They let him go. This is a big transition, and they’re all signing new contracts and everything so they [...]

Last night’s American Idol was a HUGE disappointment for me… Let’s just get to it as fast as possible…see you after the jump. WARNING, SPOILER ALERT.

The Hills and The City killed it last night in ratings. The Hills got over 2.7 million viewers in it’s demographic, and The City got 2 million…you know what that means? They’re probably going to give The Hills 12 more episodes. Ugh. I can’t take it. I haven’t seen last night’s Hills episode yet, but [...]

Paul Reubens just got cast to play Jokey Smurf in The Smurfs movie. GREAT casting choice! He won’t have to stray too far from his Pee-Wee voice for this role. That means Paul will join Neil Patrick Harris, George Lopez, Quentin Tarantino, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Sofia Vergara, Hank Azaria, Jonathan Winters, Michael Cera, Fred [...]

I didn’t get a chance to watch The Hills last night, but I did have a chance to watch the kids (same ones that did Jersey Shore) reenact The Hills. It’s pretty damn cute. The kid that plays Spencer has him right on the money. Here it is:

-Conan is breaking his silence on 60 Minutes. -Zachary Quinto Before & After…I don’t love this video, but thought I’d post. -16 wrestlers turned actors. -The Naked Office is coming to TruTV. -Betty White brought cheesecake to the SNL set. She’s kind of awesome. -A list of our awesome seniors in movies. -Charlie O’Connell and [...]

Um, I didn’t even realize that Simon was still doing Britain’s Got Talent. Jesus…when does the man ever have time to do anything? He was officially judging how many shows? But now that he’s got the U.S. X-Factor starting up…it looks like he’s quitting all of his other projects to focus on his new American [...]

The Peanuts gang sold for $175 million to the Joe Boxer owner. I’m sure that means that we’ll be seeing a lot more of Snoopy and Charlie Brown on shirts, boxers, lunch pails, and anything they can tag their little faces on. Joe Boxer is estimating that The Peanuts is going to bring in $75 [...]

-Ex-SNLer Michaela Watkins does her own version of Hung…Tight. This video is NOT suitable for work if you’re in an open space…but if you’re in a cubicle and turn your speakers down…go for it. -The Dept. of Labor has cleared Kate, and her kids to shoot her spinoff. -TNT renewed Southland. -Chelsea may leave the [...]

Hey Gasmii, I had the amazing opportunity of interviewing Raven and Morgan McMichaels from RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 2. They were so sweet, funny, and of course the two of them put my getting ready time to shame. LOVED THEM! The finale is on tonight at 9PM ET/PT on Logo. I hope Raven wins!!! Here’s [...]

Here’s Betty White’s first SNL promo! I’m so excited! They better make it better than Gabourey’s episode, I was so disappointed this past Saturday as I had high hopes. Anyway… Note to SNL: Don’t f*ck it up. Here’s our little Betty’s promo (she’s too damn cute):

Kathy Griffin’s Life On The D-List has already managed to top itself from it’s past seasons… Besides having a public pap smear on this upcoming season of D-List, Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston go to Sarah Palin’s house, to knock on her door–they don’t reveal what happens, but I’m sure Kathy managed to piss someone [...]