Author: Nads

If this isn’t breaking records, I don’t know what is. VH1 sent out a press release today saying they’re releasing 44 news shows in the year 2010. That’s an insane number! How is it even physically possible? They went from spinning EVERYTHING off, including spinoffs to spinoffs, and now they’ve decided that Jerry Springer isn’t [...]

Welcome to the real world Crystal! Crystal posted on her facebook, “Media is a funny thing. Stretched and skewed and far from the truth. Lets play telephone and see what we come up with!! ” I’m assuming that her comment is to her almost “quitting” Idol…and…of course, I take it (after reading her comment) that [...]

TMZ released a picture of the bald Charlie Sheen… Mid-life crisis for the 10th time? Anyone? Bueller?

Did you watch The Today Show today? Well, if you didn’t…Sharon Osbourne was on talking about getting her breast implants removed, and giving them to Ozzy to use as paper weights. Listen, I know it’s all about shock value with Sharon and Ozzy, but somehow they get away with it. Here’s the interview, in case [...]

There’s a cast member missing, and everyone’s the same height…what does this mean? (no mob jokes, please).

-Kiefer, get it together. -TV Finale dates, here. -Wow, Rachel Campos-Duffy from The Real World: San Francisco has her sixth child. -Christina Applegate got engaged! -Brian Dunkleman responds to Ryan Seacrest’s slam. -The most amazing detention slip, EVER!

It’s a slow days in news…so I’m posting Kimmel’s Unnecessary Censorship. The beginning isn’t so great, but it gets good towards the end. Here it is:

TMZ is reporting that Ryan Seacrest stopped Crystal Bowersox from quitting Idol. Apparently, two weeks ago, Crystal wanted to quit, and go home to her family in Ohio that she missed so bad….and guess who came to the rescue? Ryan Seacrest! Ryan convinced Crystal to stay by telling her she could be a millionaire, and [...]

Jay-Z has been booked as the musical guest on Betty White’s SNL episode! OMG, this upcoming episode of SNL will ferrrr sherr be the highest rated all season…now let’s see if the people from SNL can make it funny…they better, damn it!

-Ryan speaks of his bizarre behavior this past Tuesday on Idol. -Burn Notice, renewed for a fifth and sixth season. -The Bear Whisperer, pretty amazing. -George Lopez wants to save Kate G. Is this is version of votefortheworst? -Ugly Betty, the movie? um, okay… -I Still HATE Spencer Pratt. He’ll do anything to try to [...]

Discovery had their upfronts for advertisers last week, and The Huffington Post is reporting that Palin’s show was the biggest laughing stock. They reported, “the whole thing [was] comical. Apparently the ad buyers were not impressed…When the promo was over, people (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering, and even laughing. People were laughing [...]

Real Time with Bill Maher has been picked up for a 9th season! I know some of you may not be Bill Maher fans, but I personally love his show, so I’m super stoked about his pick-up. And, what to know what’s even more exciting? They’ve uped his episode order to 35, which means less [...]

Kimmel won’t stop, and it’s awesome!

I don’t want to spoil it for anyone, so let’s jump right in…

-Divorce time for Larry King, again. -Jersey Shore cast is scaring off local businesses. Shaq is pissed! He’s making legal threats to VH1. -Heidi Montag is saying that The Hills creator sexually harassed her. L.C. is calling B.S. -Sarah Palin is making bank off her TLC show. Ridic. -Comedy Central picks up The Onion Sports [...]

VH1 has officially picked up a companion to Basketball Wives…they’re going to do 8-episodes of Football Wives. Whatever works, right? This must be VH1‘s answer to having their own version of The Housewives. Loving the network’s orginality. I didn’t have a chance to catch Basketball Wives, but it did pretty well…must explain the Football pick-up. [...]

TV Land just sent me this video of Betty White’s parody of Ugly Betty from the 2007 TV Land Awards. God, I LOVE Betty White. I have a feeling her SNL episode will be the highest rated of the season. This is awesome: Ugly Betty White skit from the TV Land Awards   See Betty [...]

The NY Times blog reported that MTV has nothing to do with the Jersey Shore spinoffs. So that means, the Massholes, the Persians, or Russians will NOT be on MTV, thankfully. I’m on MTV‘s side for passing on the spinoffs… You think the Italians were in an uproar about their “people” being misrepresented, I’d hate [...]

Did you guys see Glee last night? I’m so happy it’s back! I don’t know why I love it so much, but I do…it just makes me happy. And, for the record, last night’s show drew in 13.6 million viewers! Here’s Sue Sylvester’s Vogue cover:

-Seth Meyers is going to hosti the ESPY’s. -Why does Kate keep getting jobs? -WWE’s Smackdown has moved to Syfy. -Octomom will be on Oprah in less than a week. -Sanjaya wants to be on DWTS. -Allure’s naked celebs.

American Idol‘s Rickey Minor will be taking over Kevin Eubank’s spot on The Tonight Show as the music director, and bandleader starting June 7th. Wow, that’s a huge catch for Leno, and a good move for Rickey considering Idol may not be the biggest show on TV anymore when X Factor comes out. Congrats Rickey, [...]

The Huffington Post is reporting that Pam Anderson owes $493,000 in taxes, and is delinquent! That’s insane! I wonder if she’s making all these personal appearances because she’s broke? And, don’t people like her have business managers to make sure she doesn’t go broke? Tisk Tisk Pam! I wonder how long before she does trashy [...]

Kevin Eubanks made his official announcement…he’s leaving The Tonight Show on May 28th after 18 years! He didn’t say what his next move was…so that’s to be continued if anyone cares. I know this would NEVER happen (and Max is WAY better than Kevin in all regards), but how amazing would it be if Kevin [...]

George Lopez used Conan’s bit to promote Conan’s big move last night on his show. In case you missed it, here it is: I think it’s a great move for Conan…afterall, he’s going to own is show after 5 years, and they’ll let him do whatever he wants.

Tina’s Palin is still good! After watching Tina on SNL this past weekend, I realized that I would actually watch Palin’s reality show if it was played by Tina. Did you guys see Tina? Here she is:

David Mathews, the dude that started Betty White’s fanpage for SNL, has been invited to go to SNL during Betty White’s episode!! How f’n cool is that? Betty has this little blue-tooth wearing dude to thank!!! Have fun David!

No Fox for Conan…he’s headed to TBS starting this November. He tweeted, “The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.” Wow, that came out of LEFT field! So, I guess what’s happening is that Conan is [...]

The Obamas sat down to tape a segment for Idol Gives Back this week. I’m still amazing of how much television Obama does…I know it’s not news, but I’m still in awe of his love for the camera. The special airs on April 21st at 8PM.

I love this, Jimmy Fallon had Tina Fey, Seth Meyers, and Amy Poehler on his show playing Late Night Charades. It was the battle of the SNL Weekend Update stars. It’s really cute:

This is kind of awful! I can’t believe they’re making a Curb Porno. What’s next? 30 Rock, named…I’m not even going to say it. Here’s the trailer, if you’re bored:

People is reporting that Charlie Sheen is done with Two and a Half Men, and that he wasn’t trying to strong arm the studio for more cash. I actually think this is the best thing for him…he needs to get his sh*t together. It’s very responsible of him, don’t you think? Charlie said: “All of [...]

-Oprah wants out of the chairs. -Bachelor contestant is suing over sex tape. -Donald Faison, not you too! Don’t fall in the Screech category. -ABC finale dates. -Justin Bieber wants his own show. I don’t get it.

TLC just announced their new Kate Gosselin series…and, are you ready for this???? Gasmii, I’m pleased to present to you, Twist of Kate. Twist of Kate will have Kate visiting families across the country, live in their shoes, and then, try to help them. Almost like Tabatha’s Salon TakeOver, but a 100 times worse! Her [...]

I knew this would happen. 495 Productions, the people that brought you Jersey Shore, are seeking Persian-Americans to create their next trainwreck. It’s so funny because my friends and I would always joke about a Persian reality show, but now it’s becoming a reality. The sad part is that 495 isn’t the only production company [...]

I didn’t link to this yesterday because I figured it was just another sad missing persons case, but now it’s taken a turn for the worse. Survivor producer, Bruce Beresford-Redman is now the prime suspect in killing his wife down in Cancun. OMG, this is INSANE!!! Bruce was a big time producer on Survivor, co-created [...]

Did you guys watch the results show last night? Um, how the HELL is Tim Urban still on? And, why am I finding myself liking him more. I don’t want to! Ugh. Let’s talk about the results after the jump… WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!

-Adrian Grenier’s Paparazzo documentary is finally being released. He’s been working on this forever. -Crazy NDA contract for Top Chef: D.C. attendees. -ABC announces their summer slate. -Jon wants primary custody of his kids. What will fake Kate do without them? -So long Jesse James. -American Chopper is coming back.

Screech is in danger of losing his home, again. He’s behind over $290,000 in his mortgage payment. Ouch. Last time he was in this situation he made T-shirts and sold a sex tape. What the hell is he going to do now? Another sex tape? Screech: The Second C*mming? I don’t understand why he doesn’t [...]

Tina Fey is hosting SNL this Saturday…God, it feels like she never left–between her Palin stint, and other appearances…either way, I’m excited! Here’s a promo!