Author: Nads

-The Arrested Development movie is officially being written…finally. -The Simpsons will promote eating healthy in the UK. -Oh Sherri, Sherri, Sherri, welcome to your scripted reality. -Simon soup cures a hangover. -Padma’s typical Sunday. -Welcome to the internet Regis and Kelly. -Bethenny Frankel’s replacement has been found.

As Ludacris once said, “OH NO! The fight’s out I’ma ’bout to punch yo…lights out”… It’s on between Jon and Kate! Kate went on the Today show and said that Jon took out $230,000 out of their joint bank account that had $231,000. She said, “I have a stack of bills. The last thing I [...]

I’m so over SNL this season, it’s unbelievable. Sad that they’ve only aired two episodes, but I’ve made my decision and I’m sticking to it–until they give me something funny, that show is dead to me. God, I sound like Angie Tempura. Funny…There once was a day when I used to post great In Case [...]

DJ AM’s family has given MTV it’s blessings to air Gone Too Far. They released the statemet: “After careful consideration we have decided to air the show. Adam felt strongly that by doing this series he could help other addicts who were at a crisis point to get sober. Adam was fully aware that if [...]

OMG, I’m just going through my emails and just read that Kandi Burruss’ ex-finance Ashley A.J. Jewell was beat to death at the strip club Body Tap (which he was part-owner) in Atlanta this past Friday night. That is such horrible news, and I’m really sad for Kandi. R.I.P. A.J.

-Letterman’s blackmail scandal is helping his ratings. -More Letterman blackmail news. -Simon Cowelli is spending over $1.5 million on his 50th bday bash. Is that really necessary? -Comedy Central ordered a pilot based on the indie movie The Boys and Girls Guide To Getting Down. -More Transformers…ugh. -Bethenny’s out, and a new socialite is in.

In case you missed it, here’s Douchey McDoucherson himself:

Here’s a picture of the new A-Team that surfaced on the web yesterday. So far so good!

Jon Gosselin apologized to Kate on Entertainment Tonight. He said, “Kate, I just want to apologize, you know for my actions. You know, I’m sorry, you know, that I was an avoider and I didn’t communicate properly. And now I have to take initiative, let’s both go together, let’s both mediate this thing out….I mean [...]

-Christina Aguilera is going to be on Runway. -Is GE going to let go of NBC? -Kristen Wiig talks about her Whip It training. -Three new Bravo reality solo spinoffs. -Jon Gosselin tries to put the kabosh on Kate Plus Eight. -Will Ferrell is expecting baby number 3.

Heidi and Spencer nauseate me. Here she is on The View:

WTF? James Franco has signed on to have a long guest-star role on General Hospital. He’ll be the mystery person who comes to Port Charles. Okay, two things…he must have got paid a lot of money, and/or General Hospital is his Mom’s favorite soap, and he took this role to make her proud. I think [...]

Padma Lakshmi is preggers! I guess it’s a big miracle that she got pregnant since she has endometriosis. Everyone is shocked that she got pregnant because of her condition, but I’m shocked to learn that she’s 39. She looks great for her age! Here’s to a healthy pregnancy. I wonder if it’ll hinder what she [...]

Flavor Flav is going back to school! He dropped out of 10th grade, and needs another 15 mintues–so how’s a reality star that has nothing better to do get back in the limelight? Go back to school sucka! Flav said, “I just want to show the world it’s never too late to get your diploma, [...]

See her play “Earn Your Plug” after the jump (a Howard bit…but whatevs..)

-A Jimmy Kimmel/Sarah Silverman sex tape? Gross-were they telling jokes during sex? -Lisa Kudrow sings Smelly Cat on stage -A reality show taking a trip in a time machine. Cool. -Khloe needs a script for her wedding, and a brain for her head. -30 Rock isn’t doing well in the UK. Just goes to show [...]

Lauren Conrad’s Hollywood dream has come true…her book is officially turning into a movie…whether it gets made or not is another story… The Twilight executive producers have optioned the rights to produce L.A. Candy, her best-selling novel about her faux life. Unbelievable–Lauren Conrad is one lucky girl…she was a little girl that got plucked from [...]

Matt LeBlanc is making his TV comeback on Showtime. The BBC and Showtime are partnering for the series, Episodes. The show is about a British couple whose hit show gets sold to America and turns into a bad American sitcom starring a dumbed down Matt LeBlanc. The series was created by David Crane (Friends), and [...]

I’m going to make this quick as always, but I’m officially over The Hills. I know that it’s all fake, but they’re not even trying to hide it anymore. And, is it just me or did Kristin looked haggard last night? She used to be the pretty one on Laguna Beach, but last night she [...]

Big warning, but in case you missed it…here’s the SYTYCD contestant’s vagina that was exposed. Hey contestants–wear underwear, PLEASE!!! Nigel Lythgoe’s comment: “None of us knew she did this…The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way.” They took the video down…boo! Here’s a link to the grossness.

Darrell Hammond has left the building. It’s not official that he’s off SNL as he’ll make appearances as the producers need him, but he’s no longer a regular cast member. I wonder what the hell happened. He just seemed like an SNL lifer to me…and furthermore, I can’t believe that nothing else has hit for [...]

-Stephanie Pratt wants to quit after this season. Good, she sucks anyway. -DJ AM’s death was ruled accidental…they called it “acute intoxication”…um, judging by what he took, there is nothing acute about it. -Adam Lambert is number 2 on Amazon! NIIICE. -And the Blago chair is sold! -A Very Brady Birthday. -New show alert: Living [...]

TLC sent out a press release this morning announcing that Jon & Kate Plus Eight has now evolved into Kate Plus Eight starting November 2nd. The new series will follow Kate being a single mother with her eight children…basically life after Jon. I think it’ll be interesting, as we’ve never seen a reality series following [...]

Hey Gasmii, in case you missed it, here’s Conan talking about his head injury last night. Ouch!!!

Well, we all know that The Hills is fake, and The LA. Times did an interesting article on Kristin Cavallari and her triumphant return to The Hills admitting that it’s fake. Hopefully she didn’t get in a lot of trouble for outing the “reality” show… Here’s a “best-of” from the article: She said, “I pretty [...]

-Kristin Chenoweth needs a job! Can someone give her one? -Seth Rogan gets to co-write a Simpsons episode. -Mr. T gives his blessing to the new A-Team. -Conan hit his head, and now he’s fine. -Kris Allen carpools with his wife. Sensible or broke? -Would Lindsay Lohan do Celebrity Big Brother? I doubt it. -Andrew [...]

CNN is trying to line-up Larry King’s replacement in case he retires when his contract expires in 18 months. Their first choice is Ryan Seacrest, but he’s too expensive. And, quite frankly, I’d rather not have Ryan Seacrest be Larry King’s successor as the last thing CNN needs is a douchey feel. The New York [...]

I know that cast of The Hills salaries are always being released, but here’s the latest scoop on how much money they’re really getting paid. When Lauren Conrad left she was making $125,000/eps. ($2.5 million/year) Kristin Cavallari now makes $90,000/eps. Audrina makes $100,000/eps. Heidi makes $100,000/eps. Spencer makes $65,000/eps. Jesus, and to think that most [...]

NBC will not be fined for Jenny Slate’s f-bomb incident. Wanna know why? “Since the broadcast was well past 10 p.m., it was within the FCC’s safe harbor and perfectly acceptable to the government.” And to think that damn Super Bowl nip-slip case is being re-opened–what a joke. I know that Nipplegate happened during primetime, [...]

I thought the show sucked, but in case you missed it: here is Jenny Slate’s F-Bomb debut:

-Beautiful Life gets canceled. -Simon’s X-Factor deal is closed. -Jim and Pam’s “I do” make-out. -Jon & Kate’s ratings are down. I’m over them too. -Amazing Race spoiler alert…wanna know where they’re going this season? -Nigel is “thrilled” for SImon Cowell and his new dance show. Pretty soon Fox is going to be the Simon [...]

Nigel Lythgoe tweeted about Paula appearing on SYTYCD…here’s his tweet.

Real Housewives of Atlanta fans here it is…. Don’t Be Tardy for the Party:

Hey Gasmii, The Real World 24 is casting for new roommates next Saturday! Below is the casting notice (visit www.bunim-murray.com for more details): MTV’s HIT SERIES “THE REAL WORLD” LOOKING FOR NEWEST ROOMMATES On SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3RD from 10am to 4pm Casting Directors from Bunim/Murray Productions, creators of the perennial hit MTV show “The Real [...]

-Randy Quaid got arrested for skipping out on a hotel bill in California. -Macy Gray skipped out of her Kimmel interview…she was too upset. -Mos Def called Kanye a banana boat face. -Heidi Montag is going to co-host The View on Oct. 1st. Gross. She won’t be able to string together a sentence. -DWTS results.

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that House has let Jennifer Morrison go. There has been no comment from Fox or her reps so far…I wonder what happened??? I guess she hasn’t been too present on the show the past two years, but I’ll miss her character a lot. She’s so great on the show!

If you’re on the west coast you haven’t missed it yet…Mackenzie Phillips is returning to Oprah with her half sister Chynna today. What the hell is she going to say? Will Chynna admit to having a relationship with her Dad too? Or is Mackenzie’s story BS? OMG, I’m at work, and can’t tune-in…Can someone fill [...]

If you’re on the west coast you haven’t missed it yet…Mackenzie Phillips is returning to Oprah with her half sister Chynna today. What the hell is she going to say? Will Chynna admit to having a relationship with her Dad too? Or is Mackenzie’s story BS? OMG, I’m at work, and can’t tune-in…Can someone fill [...]

Screech’s tell all is claiming that sex and drugs were rampant on the set of Saved By The Bell. Us Weekly got a sneak peek of the book, and Dustin said, “I could smell a certain ‘smoke,’ wafting from from the crack” –Come on Dustin…”certain smoke”…I love how he’s playing innocent like he doesn’t know [...]