Author: Nads

Hey Gasmii, I was at the Creative Arts Emmys (aka the Schmemmys) this past Saturday, and let me tell you…they were loooonnnnng. When Kathy Griffin makes jokes about how long the show it…she’s not exaggerating for once. The show was a great experience for me, since it was my first time at an awards show [...]

When will he ever learn? I swear, he always has to make it about himself, and never leave any room for anyone to enjoy their few minutes on stage. I almost thought it was set up because of all the fake stuff MTV does, but then realized…”no, no, he’s wasted.” And guess what? As luck [...]

Hey Gasmii, I have to keep it short since I’m about to catch a flight…but here are some “In Case You Missed It” moments from last night’s VMAs. Here’s the Michael Jackson Tribute: MTV Shows Watch Kanye rush the stage after Taylor Swift won for Best Female Video after the jump. He’s so talented, but [...]

-Larry Gelbart, writer/producer of M*A*S*H passed away. R.I.P. -Tila got denied. -Behind the scenes with the Curb cast. -Audrina got a restraining order against a stalker…weird, how did she even see him? -Casey Wilson finally speaks. -IFC wants you to dine with your favorite indie band…I’m not impressed with their bookings so far. -Ellen’s fast [...]

Ellen’s show got slapped with a fat law suit by Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records for using copyrighted songs without permission. OUCH!!! They’re claiming Ellen’s show used over 1,000 songs illegally during Ellen’s “dance over” segment. All I have to [...]

Now that Paula has all this extra time on her hands, she’s taken on tweeting. You know it’s sad that Paula’s off the show, but I will say it again, I don’t think that Ellen will be a bad judge. She will try too hard to please America, but that’s always been her M.O.–and that’s [...]

-Glee did well! Yay! -America’s Got Criminals. -Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin…pretty funny! -SNL has a big line-up of guests this season. Guests include: Drew Barrymore, Shakira, and Lady Gaga. Btw…is it just me, or is Shakira’s Loba video is hideous? Remember when she used to be amazing? -Tyra is edgy because she talks about [...]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are parents again. Nicole gave birth to her second child yesterday. From her site: In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all [...]

Steve Holland, one of The Big Band Theory writers, has been hired by Fox, Sony and Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison Prod. to adapt the website Texts From Last Night into a TV series. That’s one of those ideas where you go…why didn’t I think of that? I think it’s such an awesome premise for a [...]

While Ellen is basking in her Idol glory, Paula is roughing it on Vh1. At least it’s the Divas special, right? VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

In case you missed it… Here’s the big announcement she made on her show…she’s claiming to be the voice of the people…we’ll see about that…

-Tony Danza has started his career as a teacher. -People are watching more TV on the internet. -More T.O. for y’all hos. -It’s Bethenny Frankel Vs. Rachel Zoe on Twitter. -Scooby Doo yourself. -The White House is pissed at Fox. -SNL wanted Casey Wilson to drop weight.

Hey Gasmii, I’ve had to keep a tight lip about my friend that’s going to be on The Amazing Race, but since he’s all over the promos, I might as well blab it now. My friend Justin (who I used to work with at Lampoon) and his best friend Zev (who has Asperger’s syndrome) are [...]

I have to admit, I didn’t watch the season premiere of Melrose Place last night, and it looks like not a lot of people did either. It got 2.3 million viewers, which would be amazing cable numbers, but with as much promo, and hype they did for the show you would think it would actually [...]

It always blows my mind whenever I see how little Danny DeVito is…He’s like a cute middle-aged munchkin. Here’s one of the videos they’re using to promote the upcoming season of It’s Always Sunny.

I guess Tyra’s been talking about her hair in the raw for months…here it is for you guys if you want to see it weave-free:

-Fox won’t dump SYTYCD or Glee for the Pres. -Larry David watches Gossip Girl -Oprah claims she had her best interview yet with Whitney Houston. -Janet Jackson returns to the MTV stage to pay musical tribute to her brother during the 2009 Video Music Awards on Sunday, September 13 at 9PM ET/PT. -Watch Bob Barker [...]

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The inter-per-net rumor of Kristen Wiig co-anchoring SNL’s Weekend Update is NOT true. I know it sounded pretty amazing when I heard it too, but just to clarify…it’s just a rumor.

Lynne Curtin from The Real Housewives of Orange County has been accused of stealing furniture from her rented house before she was evicted. TMZ reported that she stole a bookcase, credenza, armoire, and a glass shelf. OMG, that is amazing. The best part is that she still owes their former landlord over $12,000 in rent, [...]

“It is supposed to be S-shaped, and for a very good reason.” As you may or may not know Dr. Oz is getting his own show that premieres next week, September 14th. His new show will be more about health, and less about celebrity guests and no scheduled Oprah visits. Dr. Oz said, “There is [...]

Happy Tuesday Gasmii! Hope you had a great long weekend. A lot has happened over the weekend, but the first thing I want to address is the firing of my favorite new SNLer, Michaela Watkins. Actually, Lorne gor rid of her and Casey Wilson…but I was never a Casey Wilson fan…so I will only mourn [...]

OMG, I may actually start reading comics! Tim Gunn is getting his own comic called the Loaded Gunn. He’s going to be a crimefighter against fashion evils. Tim Gunn said, It’s exciting and exhilarating, but bizarre. When they came to me, I said, “I’m about to turn 56 years old. Are they crazy?’ But it [...]

Yesterday was a big day for the dead. So sad. Michael Jackson and DJ AM were laid to rest. DJ AM’s memorial was held like a 12-step meeting at the Hollywood Palladium…and of course MJ was buried with his glove in the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn in Glendale–only two months later. R.I.P. you two.

Happy Friday Gasmii! I attended the Community Q&A panel this past Tuesday! It was so cool to see my idol Chevy Chase! Here is the Q&A video: Click to see part 2 and 3 after the jump:

-Jon & Kate get porn spoofed. -The Party of Five house is up for sale. -Simon Cowell gave someone a complex… -The new At The Movies hosts. -16 and Pregnant is getting a spinoff. -Susan Boyle is answering questions on Facebook. -Oprah and Michael Moore sitting in a tree. -Tony Romo is dating Chase Crawford’s [...]

Megan Fox and U2 are slated to be the guests on the season premiere of SNL on September 26th. This will be U2′s third time on SNL…let’s see how Megan Fox handles hosting duties. It’s been a boring Thursday…

BMW Canada is suing the dead Ryan Jenkins because he had failed to pay his car payments and had a delinquent amount of $12,750 plus interest. How the hell were they able to pass this guy off as a “millionaire”? Hopefully VH1 will be putting a lot more effort into background checks and psyche testing. [...]

Megan Wants A Millionaire got scrapped, but Megan is getting a second chance. Radaronline.com reported “VH1 is giving Megan her own reality show…When the show was abruptly cancelled “they promised Megan her own show…that’s how they bought her silence.” I swear drama surrounds this girl. First she gets bitch slapped by Sharon Osbourne, and now [...]

-Katherine Heigl taking a 5-episode break from Grey’s to film a movie -Conan’s auction -Oprah’s premiere week -This funny or DIE video almost got Zachary Quinto arrested. -Obama going primetime again.

Jon Gosselin went on Good Morning America to speak out against his marriage with Kate. He claimed she abused him…I can totally see that, but that’s no excuse for him being a douchebag. Here’s a link to the video.

Audrina’s new MTV spinoff is going to be a family affair. It’s not going to be shot The Hills style, rather it’ll be more like The Kardashians. And, she’s asking for a producer credit so she can have control over how she’s being edited. I’ll say it once, and I’ll say it again, you can’t [...]

-OMG, this is awesome! Soleil Moon Frye dresses as Punky Brewster. This is so great! -David Boreanaz and his wife had a baby girl. -Another reason to hate Spencer Pratt. -The original cast of the NYC Housewives are back at it again. -Jeff Dunham sued.

I know I’ve said I’m over The Hills, but I’m actually kind of excited to see what Kristen is going to bring to the table. Here’s the new Season 5 trailer: MTV Shows

The big question around town is whether or not DJ AM’s show, Gone Too Far, will air or not. An MTV spokesperson told Entertainment Weekly “no decision has been made yet”. Personally, I think it will be hard to watch because of the nature of DJ AM’s death, but truthfully, I really think the show [...]

Hey Gasmii, Important Things with Demetri Martin is coming out on DVD next week and I have three copies to give away! All you have to do is answer these questions, and email your answers to win@tvgasm.com 1. What is Demetri Martin’s full name? 2. What is Demetri’s zodiac sign? 3. Demetri dropped out of [...]

Showtime is reviving The L-Word as a reality series. They’ve just picked up nine-episodes of The Real L-Word: Los Angeles. The original creator of The L-Word, Ilene Chaiken has teamed up with Top Chef producers Magical Elves to follow six lesbians in Los Angeles as they go about their lives. If it goes planned, I’m [...]

Bob Barker is back!!! He’s going to be guest hosting WWE Raw this Monday in Chicago. This will be his first appearance since retiring from The Price Is Right, and it’s going to be a big one!! I love that when wrestling stunt casts it’s with a celebrity host. I really do miss Bob on [...]

-DWTS: Season 9 cast pictures with their partners. -Stephen Cobert’s treadmill is officially in space! -Tribal Council Orientation -DJ AM talking about how easy it is to buy a crack pipe. So sad. -Chris Brown doesn’t remember assaulting Rihanna. -The city of Reno is trying to save Reno 911! -Ikea font Nazis. -Bad ratings for [...]