Author: NouveauPoor

Ummmmm…how did this happen? Gasmii!   Before we dive in to this week’s installment of our beloved Hell’s Kitchen, I want to apologize for not having this to you as soon as I had hoped.  MiniPoor decided to start sticking metal barrettes into outlets this week, leading to this: Holy crap Thankfully the breakers (or whatever; I’m [...]

Howdy Gasmii!  I’m really happy I decided on Minicaps since this episode was chock full o’ fun and trying to get a full recap to you today wouldn’t have allowed me to do it justice.  I’m working on the full recap now and I hope to have it up tomorrow morning, but until then here [...]

Hola Gasmii!  The Voice returned last night with the second part of what is sure to be 32 parts of blind auditions.  While the talent level is still extremely high, it’s Bizarro day at The Voice in that 1) the country wannabe didn’t go with Blake; 2) the guy who crooned Maroon 5 didn’t pick Adam; [...]

Greetings Gasmii!  The Voice is back!  Having never seen the show, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised with the 4th season premiere.  I fancy myself a bit of a vocalist, although these days my talent is reserved mostly for stirring reditions of “She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain” and various selections from Winnie the [...]

Howdy Gasmii! Ready for another fun-filled episode of Hell’s Kitchen?  No? Neither is she. But more on that in a bit!  Last week we met our 20 hopeful chefs and got to know a little something about each of them and a lot of something about a few. The signature dish challenge took place before [...]

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season 11 debut brought us back-to-back episodes jam-packed full of fun, food and a freakin’ lot of crazy! Let’s dive in shall we? Episode 1 opens at 7am at LAX airport in Los Angeles. We’re introduced [...]

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be so much fun! I’m hard at work on the full recap but until then here’s basically what happened last night. First we see all the comptetitors arriving at LAX where they board the Hell’s Kitchen minibus…only [...]

It’s sudden death…but not the kind that happens to up-and-coming rappers on the Strip. Drive-by shooting leads to 6-vehicle collision; 3 dead It’s been a busy week in Vegas, Gasmii! Not only was there a Tupac-style gundown just a block from where Tupcac himself was riddled with bullets (may he rest in peace), American Idol is in town for [...]

Group Round Takes Its Toll On The Ladies Hey there, Gasmii! Did everyone have a happy made-up-holiday-to-convince-people-to-buy-cards-chocolate-and-jewelry? I so love that it’s named for a saint to make it seem less…profit-motivated. I spent my Valentine’s Day being serenaded by the ladies of American Idol Season 12, who have descended upon Hollywood in an attempt to earn a [...]

Aliens Among Us I didn’t remember the man boobs. Greetings Gasmii!  Is that crickets I hear chirping?  Are WaffleBoy and I the only ones still watching this show?  It’s getting better I promise!  An oddly familiar start, however. During the Previouslies for episode 4, I hear the beating of dead horses off in the distance as we’re again [...]

***Please welcome your Auditiongasm runner up (by like two percentage points. Really close, people), NouveauPoor!! Happy bleeping birthday to bleeping Amy’s bleeping mom Hey there, gasmii! I’m feeling very fortunate to be one of the newest recappers here at the ‘gasm. For my very first assignment, I’ll be taking over the recaps for Sin City [...]