Author: P-Baby Walker

ANTM crowns a winner, in the loosest sense of the word.

Oh my God. I thought it would never end.

Hey, did you hear? Tyra wrote a “book.”

Tyson Beckford is 40. I wonder if he’s as depressed as I am about that.

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

The models continue their stay in Greece, land of humidity and face sheen.

Since we’ve exhausted photos and perfumes, we move on to music videos.

The girls create personal fragrances just in time for Christmas Clearance sales.

Apparently, posing as Snooki is NOT frowned upon.

Coco Rocha is a really good model and her name makes me want candy.

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

Kardashians and LaToya Jackson blew out my TV. It couldn’t handle the tacky.

Gasmii, I’m alive.  I have no idea what happened on the past two episodes of ANTM but more on that in the full recap.  What I DO know is that I couldn’t be more excited about the Michael Jackson theme.  Onward. Looks like Haggis Face Lisa is still around and she’s talking a whole lot [...]

Ashlee Simpson pops in to remind us that she is not working on anything.

Please. As if these skinny bitches eat.

14 models are back to see who can not become famous again

ANTM All-Stars! So really, just 14 girls with nothing to do.

Kathy Griffin: Comedian, Emmy Winner, Friend of Gays Kathy Griffin: married, mom, Jesus freak, sells fiberglass stuff I will not sink to the obvious that one is black and one is white so instead we’ll call the famous Emmy winner Kathy Ginger and the non-famous one can be…Non-Famous Kathy. Non-Famous Kathy lives in Georgia with [...]

The Hoff Hassels a bunch of Texans.

Swapping lives with the “rich” and “famous.”

I wonder if Joel McHale needs someone to lick his wounds. I’ll do it. Back off, I said I’LL DO IT.

Remember when Fear was remade into a movie about swimming?

Brittani or Molly? Molly or Brittani? It matters not one bit.

OMFG who’s going to win!?!?

Three are left. One get’s dropped. We’re getting close!

More Moroccan hijinks.

Issa London dresses the girls in Morocco..but who’s dressing Kate Middleton?

Goat brains foil one of the models. Who cares, Issa London clothes are pretty!

The models head to Morocco and molest some camels.

It feels like forever since the last recap, Gasmii!  Last week was a repeat followed by a highlights show which I spent none of my time watching.  Instead, I watched my DVR’d American Idol, Survivor, my DVR’d Spice World movie and a billion episodes of The Good Wife on Netflix.  Another time filler?  The Royal [...]

The models head out on Go Sees, learn to spell Morocco, and play in garbage.

MiniCap of the latest America’s Next Top Model episode.

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.

Tyra gives how to be famous lessons. I have to ask…why?

Rachel Zoe takes time out from not eating and stops by.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

13 models, bees, and barbecue.

ANTM is back. Again. No really, it’s still on.