Author: Papi

Here’s the deal: there were three episodes of Idol this week. So I have five hours of show to write about here. That’s too much to do a proper analysis in its entirety; my fingers will fall off from typing. So I am giving myself one hour–ONE HOUR–to type as much as I can, based [...]

The entire Wednesday episode of Idol is just one long confirmation/elimination ceremony, giving everyone in the Top 24 semi-finals some camera time. We see familiar faces, we see new faces, we see some faces we never want to see again. And that includes the Brittenums–they finally show the news footage of the Brittenum’s arrest. So [...]

This week on American Idol: The Brittenum Twins are in jail! Oh yeah, we already knew that. Why they were slathered all over this week’s American Idol, I have no idea. Their singing? Mediocre. Their presence? Extremely irritating. Top Twelve potential? Of course not. Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s Idol episodes featured the final singing battles for [...]

At last, we are home again. Watching those audition episodes I didn’t think I was going to make it. I remember a time when they used to be fun–back when people really did audition because they thought they could sing. But now, people are just there to look stupid so they can get on TV. [...]

Idol, what happened with Austin? I live in Austin. There are singers everywhere in this town. But I don’t know anyone who went to the auditions; almost everyone with any sort of talent seemed to stay away. This episode was almost as bad as Randy’s paisley shirt. And please don’t take that lightly, that thing [...]