Author: PennyDreadful

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.

Tabs is back to kicking a-s and taking names!

Tabs works her magic on Ripples, a Long Beach gay bar. Head on over there, they’ve got water!

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

Whoever owns rights to The Women should totally sue this sad excuse for a salon. Also, there’s a drunk and it’s not Sandra Lee (surprise!)

Everyone gathers to rehash Zach and Ashley (and Frank) about a trillion times, and my love for Sam grows even stronger.

The cast gather with Wendy Williams for a discussion of the season. Zygote maintains his Biggest Ass in Dallas title. Chore is vindicated.

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

The cast gathers for a warm, heartfelt hug-a-thon. Or not.

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

2 new episodes of drama and excitement!

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

Chore tries his hand at acting, people volunteer at a horse refuge, and Levi again lets his shank flag fly.

We meet the delicate flowers of American womanhood who star in this show.

Levi explores getting back into rodeo; Zygote is a racist idiot; Ashley won’t shut up.

A lot of yakking, and Levi’s dream to again compete at rodeos seems crushed.

Everyone gets on Chore’s case, Levi and Zygote have yet another unpleasant encounter, and Ashley gets a fan.

Everyone discusses last week; Ashley takes more photos; Zygote dates Chase’s best friend; Levi continues to be a jerk.

We learn more about Chase, Levi runs roughshod over Zygote, and Phillip starts a fight.

We hear about Chase’s past; Zygote confronts Levi; Phillip starts a fight with Chore; and Ashley won’t shut up.

Hi, Gasmii!! Here we are at week 5, and finally we get to learn more about Phillip.  Yeah, he’s pretty bitchy, but he’s also a guy with heart, and a guy who seems really lonely to me.  Lots more on this in the full recap. Elsewhere in the ep, Chase and Levi have spent the [...]

The Tears of a Clown

Everyone yakked a lot. Levi had an Inchwear party and upset Ashley. Chase is walking on dangerous ground.

We see the fallout of Taylor’s misbehavior at last week’s party. Levi and Phillip do some promotional work for Inchwear. Chore looks for love.

As we suspected, the “D” in “Dallas” stands for drama.  This ep was all about seemingly endless convos about Chase’s party and Taylor’s antics.  Phillip apologized.  Chase told him he had nothing to apologize for (Ferragamos were at stake!).  Taylor talked to everyone and admitted responsibility to none.  “Prank” my a-s. Levi and Phillip did [...]

Taylor is a jackass. Chore is the voice of reason. Chase needs new friends.

The Footloose party . . . drunkenness, bad behavior, fighting, and a “booze buffet”.

We meet the cast and instantly loathe one of them.

Let’s meet the cast!