Author: Pillania

No he didn’t light it, but he tried to fight it. Hi, Deadheads…we meet again! Last week we spent the hour chasing after Andrea and learning – SPOILER (NOT) – Gov is slightly unhinged. It seems our collective feelings regarding the last few episodes range from disappointment to WTF? to utter hatred of the writers. [...]

“The Bachelor” – post-apocalypse Hello, friends, and welcome to another day in the apocalypse! Last week the writers recycled the same bits of dialogue and plot points for the better part of an hour. I’m not sure if the writers think we’ve all got zombie parts for brains, but I came to terms with the [...]

  …but don’t give Michonne away. Greetings, Deadheads! Before we begin, I’ll clear up some things regarding the last recap. The book I mentioned in some recaps from the last part of this half of this segment of this season is “The Passage” by Justin Cronin. It’s Book One of a trilogy, though Book Two [...]

Meet your new mommy. Greetings & salutations, my favorite internet peeps! I really enjoyed last night’s episode – a loose plot thread was FINALLY (albeit somewhat conveniently…I think the producers have been reading our comments) tied up, and there wasn’t the constant jumping around from one subplot to the next. So let’s get to it! [...]

“Name’s Phil. With an ‘i’.” Welcome to another installment of TWD! I somehow managed to tear myself away during the most riveting hour of the Oscar telecast to watch last night. What the heck is the difference between sound editing and sound mixing? Even the winners, who moonlight as co-presidents of the Lucius Malfoy Fan [...]

‘Twas the bes…actually ’twas really just the worst of fucking times.  Greeting, friends! Last time: Andrea became the temporary mayor of East Berlin (or Woodbury, same diff), Rick continued to lose his mind, Daryl defected. Sorry so brief, Deadheads, but we have MUCH to discuss, so I’mma get right to it…. We open on Rick [...]

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuu…  lhjrotwpordmfbeieoruwe, my TWD peeps! That’s “hello” in zombie snarl (duh). It’s hard to believe it’s been two months since we left our band of merry men, and now we’re in the first episode of the second part of the second half of the [...]

I’ve been alone with you inside myyyyy mind…….. Holla, Deadheads! [patting myself on the back cause I'm totally the first person who ever thought to call TWD fans that…GO WITH IT]. Welcome to the half-season finale of The Walking Dead! Previously: When last we left our fearless (if occasionally dense) leader, he and his band [...]

That means you, Andrea Greetings, all! I’m Pillania and I’ll be recapping the remainder of this half of this season of The Walking Dead. I watched season one religiously, but work and whatnot had kept me from all of season 2 and 3 thus far. HOWEVER, I spent about 20 hours over Thanksgiving weekend catching [...]

“Waaaa-oooh…it was a graveyard smash!” Greetings, all! It’s your girl Pillania. If you were one of the nine people who watched the monstrosity “Miss Advised ” this summer, you may remember me as your recapper. I’m stepping in for PottyMouth this week, so I will attempt to do her awesome recaps a modest amount of [...]

“Welcome to your nightmare.”  Prologue: Hi friends ;- ) Time for another glimpse into the love lives of our favourite losers. (In honour of the Olympics, I’ve taken to spelling with British flourishes and using some of the British slang I learned reading the Harry Potter books. I did this the week of the royal [...]

 Just Cause Prologue: Greetings and salutations! Sorry about the slight delay in this recap, all. I spent 700 (well, it felt like 700) hours in the emergency room Monday night waiting to get 14 stitches. I sliced my leg open on some slate steps at my friend’s pool. Party foul! ;- ( It’s okay though, [...]

Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- ) Last week on Miss Advised….Amy bitched out Lewis on their SECOND (2nd) date for not texting her for, like, a day; Julia planned an over-the-top second date with William, got wasted at a winery, [...]

 “I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth” Prologue: Helloooo! I hope you’re all covered from your beer/BBQ/firework hangovers (I’m not) and are ready to catch up on all the great Bravo shows (I am) ;- )  Previously on Miss Advised ;- ) — Julia begged a date in the most desperate manner possible for [...]

…your days are numbered. Prologue: Well everyone, Miss Advised has lived to see another week. I’m sure stranger things have happened, but I’m having a difficult time thinking an example at the moment. I think it’s because HRG is on summer vacation and forgot to cancel it. Plus, his minions at Bravo are probably too [...]

L-R: Pathetic, Idiotic, Desperate Hello again, Miss Advised superfans! ;- ) It’s your homegirl Pillania back to chronicle another installment in the series HRG (His Royal Gayness Andy C) was ill advised to greenlight. Do you like what I did there? ;- ) Prologue/Thoughts at Large: I’ve done a lot of thinking since last week’s [...]

“We have no idea what we’re talking about” Prologue: Now that he has conquered the worlds of housewives, takeovers, and lifestyle makers, His Royal Gayness (HRG) Andy Cohen is hell-bent on cornering the market on dating and matchmaking. Turn on Bravo on a random weekday morning (not that I ever do that…) and there’s a [...]