Author: PlathAddict

Carla gets set up and Love gets sent packing.

We all say “no thanks” to Love.

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Back in the land of skanks and hos!

Karen’s stupidity is the most entertaining thing about this entire episode.

These bitches are making me tired.

Jennifer G. reads my recaps! So, why is CSU still on the show?

Renee is a sober asshole and Carla is still odd woman out.

The wives react to Sandy and the other storms in their lives.

Renee starts drama in rehab and Drita plays nice with CousinSuckUp.

Someone finally tells Renee to just be quiet.

Renee burns some stuff and goes to rehab.

Renee’s drama is no longer entertaining. It’s just draining.

Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, I started going into withdrawal and worried about the further atrophy of my snark muscle. Luckily, the bitches of Staten Island are back just in time to give me something fresh to snark on. There [...]

Welcome to the family.

Partying with Miss Georgia

Children are gross.

Family fun in South Georgia.

The dangers of water parks.

Go out squealing if you can.

This time we are trying something a little different. Instead of a traditional recap, I am going to combine a brief description of the episode and an investigative article I fashioned from your comments, internet rumors, and gossip. This nontraditional recap is dedicated all of the commenters that passionately and devotedly (to the tune of [...]

Coupons, pigs, and teenaged pregnancy.

The Honey Badger of Redneck Families.

Say goodbye to Erika.

Bloated and bruised bitches pick on Rima.

It’s only the second episode and they are already fighting about Facebook.

Lessons on class and decorum fighting, drunken bitches.

Bitches get drunk and pull each other’s hair.

The real puppet master is finally revealed.

This shit was epic and it was only part 1!

My apologies for the lateness of this recap Gasmii. Apparently, getting sick means that everything stops and then one has to play catch up. It sucks. But, at least I am mobile again. So it’s time for the finale. This has been a very long season. Thank Jeebus for Big Ang (yay)! She has been [...]

Karen gets laid and the whole world dry heaves in response.

Opportunities abound for Drita and Karen.
You know what? At least Drita isn’t deluding herself into thinking she can have a singing career, so I’ll play along.

Da Book launches and Carla gives Renee a piece of her mind.

The ladies deal with the fallout of Junior’s shitty behavior. Plus Big Ang gets her own show!

Things go from bad to worse for Renee.

The shit starts going down in a big way.

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]

Renee scares away murderers and woodland creatures.