Author: Pollyanna

Well, I have been a very bad recapper, and the whole two episodes the first night totally threw me off.  I kept trying to catch up, but it’s just not going to happen.  That said, I’m just going to bring everything up to date and then start on Monday’s episode.  Where did we go wrong?  [...]

Welcome back everyone!  Episode two promises to bring us more drama, more lying and more crazy bitches.  To catch you up, Christopher is kind of being a douche;  being a private investigator in Dallas is very lucrative;  Harris Ryland is an asshole;  Ann’s found her daughter, who is a little bitch and John Ross will [...]

It’s been a long five and a half months, but Dallas is back!  This season promises to be full of lying, backstabbing and of course tears.  It will be interesting to see how they deal with the death of Larry Hagman, but my guess is it will be completely over the top.  Hopefully you enjoy [...]

Welcome back to The Voice! The Battle Rounds continue and according to the promos that I’ve seen non-stop, the ‘steal’ is the new star of the show. I bet Christina is going to claw the steal’s eyes out. I also don’t know why it’s called a ‘steal’. The coach has already gotten rid of them; [...]

Alright, people, get ready for more battle rounds! I feel a little strange – Christina has the girls covered up, which I believe is a sign of the apocalypse. Carson is doing his happy dance because he is actually allowed on stage so he can interact with the coaches. Of course he uses this platform [...]

Ok everyone – because of some technological issues, I’m late getting the recap of the final blind audition night. Since it’s going to end up being combined with the first night of the battle rounds, I’m just going to summarize it so this recap isn’t forever long. Ok, our next video is…sorry, just reminiscing.  First [...]

All right people, hang on to your seats because shit’s about to get real.  Things are so off balance that we aren’t even going to start with someone walking down the hall. Say what? Marly is in the cafeteria not doing a very good job of hiding her lunch tickets when Jake finds her.  Do [...]

Hey everyone – welcome back to Glee!  It seems that Ryan Murphy has decided to start every episode with someone walking down the hall talking to themselves.  This week, it is Blaine! What do you mean bow ties aren’t in fashion?  Blaine has decided that this is going to be his year – which means [...]

Hello everyone!  Sorry about my absence – last week was a bit of a disaster and I was out of town for a funeral for most of it.   Anyway, I’m just going to start in on the episodes from Monday and Tuesday.   For everyone that needed to catch up (obviously me included), Carson [...]

Hello everyone!  I’m PollyAnna and I’m going to be recapping Glee for you this season.  I apologize for missing the first week – I had a complete dumb-ass attack and thought that last week was the season premier, then I spent last week out of town for a funeral.   The good news is that not a [...]

We’re back!  Whose ready to hear more depressing back stories?    Let’s get to it! The first five minutes of the show were devoted to ‘last night on The Voice’.  In this day and age, with DVR and the Internet, do you really need to go in to that much detail about what happened.  If [...]

Hello Everyone!  It’s that time of year again – Fall Season Premiers!  We are back with The Voice for the third season and starting in on the blind auditions.   Remember – the judges can’t see the people.  In case you forget, they will remind you every five minutes. This season is a new battle; [...]

Hi everyone!  I am so sorry for the delay in getting the recap up.  To make a long story short, I’ve been having some technical difficulties the last couple weeks.  Because of this, I’m pretty slim on pictures, so I apologize for that, too. At least you can feast your eyes on this one First, [...]

Hello everyone!  As we get closer to the season finale, I am getting the impression that they are trying to cram as many revelations as they can into each episode. We open at police headquarters where John Ross and Elena are talking.  Elena asks John Ross what he was doing in the hotel room.  He [...]

Hello Gasmi!  This week on Big Ang, we get to see a dog show and have a rockin’ house warming party.  But first, we are treated to a montage of Little Louie taking a piss on numerous things.  What a sweet dog.  For those of you that don’t remember Louie: The one on the right [...]

Hello everyone!  I admit – I am terrible about submitting the recaps quickly.  This week has been crazy at work, so I am just getting around to it.  The kids and husband are asleep, so I can hurry up and get this done! In case everyone forgot, we closed last week with the revelation that [...]

We open with John Ross outside Elena’s house on Southfork.  He reminisces about growing up and Elena wants him to come back to bed, but he can’t because the oil isn’t going to drill itself.  Elena can’t either, John Ross, maybe you should take a hint.  Elena tells him she doesn’t believe in the war,but [...]

Hello Everyone!  Welcome to your first Big Ang recap.  I’m going to apologize up front – I haven’t watched any of the Mob Wives, so I am not familiar with a lot of the back story – just let me know if I get some of the back story wrong.  I’ve tried to read up [...]

Hello Gasmi!  I promised that I would be back and despite some setbacks I am!  Let me just say that I am sick of summer storms and if there are 82 mph winds, it should be classified as a tornado.  Just when I had power back, a tree limb snapped our cable line.  Sorry – [...]

Hi everyone! I know we are already into the season, but your Dallas recap is here! I’ll be honest – I wasn’t sure about watching this show. I was born the year Dallas premiered and I vaguely remembered watching the later episodes with my mom. Well, this past Sunday I was looking for something to [...]

Hi everyone!  We had a not so exciting finale, but a lot of familiar faces!  Hopefully this week I won’t piss anyone off, but I’ll use the disclaimer that everything included in this recap should in no way be taken seriously:) On to Hagerstown, Maryland!  There is yet another secret gypsy community that came to [...]

Hello all! We have reached the second to last episode of this year’s My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding season. And, oh, what an episode it is. I’m sure we all know that it has been beaten into our heads all season that gypsy women marry at 16 or 17 and how sacred the male [...]

Alright – It’s time to see some crazy gypsy bitches beat the shit out of each other.  Oh – and there is also a wedding.   This week, Shakespeare doesn’t have shit on the gypsies.  We’re going to head down the aisle with Romeo and Juliet wannabes, Heath and Alyssa.  If Romeo was a douchebag [...]

Hello Gasmi!  It’s time to get to know the newbies on the Real Housewives of New York City! Heather, Carole and Aviva Contestant Number One is Heather Thomson.  Heather is known for being the founder of Yummie Tummie Shapewear, which unless you are a Real Housewife, you have probably never heard of.  I’m not really [...]

Hi guys!  Sorry this recap is so late – I had a hectic holiday weekend, but I finally have the recap done!  Also – thank you so much for all the comments last week.  It is great getting everyone’s take on this show:) Are you in the mood for teenage pregnancy, inappropriate clothing and rhinestones? [...]

One of your Auditiongasm winners takes the mic!

 ***And now, for one of your top Auditiongasm picks! Pollyanna won the Big Fat American Gypsy round hands down, and it seemed cruel to put her on anything else. Welcome, girl!  Greetings Gasmi!  I’m Pollyanna and I get the awesome task of recapping My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding!  This will be my first official [...]