Author: PottyMouth

Another dancer bites the dust

Top ten performance show

Eleven have been chosen.

Vegas wrap up and home visits.

Dallas, Nashville, and……Vegas?!?

Auditions in La La Land and Chi-town

Auditions in New Yawk and Mi-ah-mi

Welcome to the most exciting episode of this season’s Models of the Runway! This episode proves that this show could actually be interesting; all they have to do is add the designers into the mix. Oh! I have an idea! Next season they should have all the models and designers living together! Think about how [...]

I have started, deleted, restarted, deleted and restarted writing this recap about eight or nine times at this point. I think the problem that I’m having is that this season hasn’t really excited me. At this point, I’m usually a raving lunatic about the crew I like or don’t like, even outraged over a crew’s [...]

Time for yet another week of Models of the Runway. Excited?   Glad to see we’re all on the same page. 

Hola my three amigos!! This week I was actually able to stay awake during Models of the Runway!! I know! Write it down, huh? Of course it had more to do with my rage over Boston Rob’s ouster from Survivor than any excitement this show may have had to offer. Even they’re bored with the [...]

The end is almost here, Gasmi. Next week this season’s winner of America’s Best Dance Crew will be crowned. But first! We’ve got to pare the competition down from three to two. Who will stay and who will be sent on out the door? Please let it be him. 

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Valeria has a dilemma, the models become photographers for the day, and Jonathan is an asshole. Portrait of a Jackass. 

Tonight on America’s Best Dance Crew, it’s the magic challenge! FEH. We’ve already seen this before, and done by better crews. Season three, I miss you SO MUCH. 

Tonight is the Usher challenge on America’s Best Dance Crew. I honestly would never have said that I am an Usher fan, but given the way this episode turned out, I sure like him a whole lot now. Of course, finding this picture didn’t hurt either!! 

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, the ladies go out drinking. And yes, they even waste that opportunity for excitement. Maybe next season they need to think about casting some of those crazy ass bitches from Tyra’s show.   I would pay good money to see Heidi’s face if this wack job showed up to [...]

On tonight’s episode of Project Runway, the designers team up to create works inspired by New York neighborhoods. Wait a minute. Haven’t we seen this challenge before? I swear we have. One of the designers was inspired by graffiti? Help me out here, Gasmi!   I’m coming up with nothing. I block out the seasons [...]

On tonight’s America’s Best Dance Crew, we get some awesome dancing, cool lifting, and fire.   To distract us from the fact that THEY NEVER FUCKING DANCE!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, Shit! It’s not a fucking pep rally! I know, I know, I’m like a broken record. I just can’t help myself. At least you always know what [...]

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Slutty and Holly are worried, Lorena is picked as the best AGAIN, and Emilioth continues to be a prick.   Am I the only one who wants to smack that face? 

Tonight’s America’s Best Dance Crew is all about Lady GagMe. In case you haven’t yet guessed, GagMe makes me want to puke. Going into this challenge I was sure I’d be ready to stick ice picks in my ears before we were even halfway through. But I have to admit, the dancing distracted me from [...]

Tonight’s Models of the Runway is all about a pool party. Sound exciting? It is! If you’re a tree.   HAWT. 

On tonight’s America’s Best Dance Crew, we get the Music Video Challenge. In seasons past this has been all about the crews bringing the flavor (and some moves) from their assigned video and combining it with their own style. This year, they’ve decided to show the “signature dance sequence” on a video screen behind the [...]

Yo Yo Yo!! Are you ready for the competition to FINALLY begin? On tonight’s America’s Best Dance Crew the crews show us their stuff (again), we are still stuck in a regional format (blech), and Omarion is still a useless dumbass (unsurprisingly). I hate you AND your doofy sweater. 

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, we learn that moms will take ANY chance to spend a few hours away from their kids.   There’s no charge? Seriously? Okay! See you next week, suckers! 

Welcome to season five of America’s Best Dance Crew! I know, I know. We’re on the third episode. What of it? This whole regional /national bullshit thing almost pushed me right over the edge. First we lost Shane. Not surprising. But instead of replacing him with another choreographer, we get Omarion. HUH??? Really, Randy? Lame. [...]

On tonight’s Models Of The Runway, Witchie Poo continues to be annoying, the girls get to do a photo shoot at Marie Claire, and I realize I haven’t yet mentioned Heidi’s atrocious opening credits outfit.   But did I really need to? 

On this week’s show Jennifer is called in by an old professor to pose as his female romance novel writing female alter ego. Of course, she accepts and Jonathan comes along as her secretary. But things can never go simply for our self-made millionaire and his gorgeous wife, so naturally they run into a psycho.  [...]

OH MY GAWD you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! This week’s Models of the Runway was SOOOOOOO freaking awesome. So much happened! There was blood, and tears, and sand, and sweat and naked man buttocks…..oh, wait This is Spartacus. Fuck! Don’t get me wrong, this show’s cheesy as hell, but at least it has sweaty naked boys in it. [...]

This week on Models of the Runway, Witchie Poo revels in the drama she’s trying to cause, Veta lets it all hang out, and Sophia changes her mind and decides to make some friends. Of course, they’re all as bitchy as she is. Well, not quite, but you get the picture. Ready?   There was [...]

Welcome to season two of Models Of The Runway! Here’s hoping that they add some model challenges this year. Personally, I’d like to see the three worst models each week have to eat 1200 calories worth of food and not be allowed to barf it back up. The winner each week can have all the diet [...]

On tonight’s American Idol, Skara learns that sometimes the crazy ones CAN actually sing, we all learn that dental care in America is not as good as we thought it was, and I learn that Tink used to be a chubby little dork??!!!   LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

Yes! We’ve made it, Gasmi. What a strange and ill advised season it has been. We started out with what seemed like weeks and weeks and weeks of auditions, moved on to the first ever Meet the Top Twenty show, didn’t get to vote at all for the first couple of weeks, had the year [...]

We’re down to the top six. The time in any other season where we’d whittle away two more dancers before the final performances. This season is different. Because Fox didn’t know how to properly schedule a fall season we now have a final six. The good news is the season will be over before Christmas. The [...]

By the end of tonight’s show we will know who the six finalists for this season are. Will we be happy? Sad? Elated? Pushed into a homicidal rage? I think my mask of sanity is about to slip  Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance………dance)!

Cat (in voiceover) tells us that eight dancers have trained their entire lives (just not these eight), leading them to this moment…… The moment when Cat finally gets to show them her Solid Gold dancer outfit  Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance……….dance)!

What the hell is going on with Cat tonight? Not only does she look like she’s wearing her underwear, but her hair’s a mess and her makeup’s not looking much better. Was she screwing someone in her dressing room again? Please get laid on your own time.  Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance [...]

Oh Gasmi! I feel like we haven’t spoken in ages! So before we get to the top ten show, I wanted to explain what happened last weekend and why you haven’t yet seen the top twelve recaps. As I sat down last week to write my recaps (at 11AM), I got a notification from Norton [...]

Tonight two more dancers are cut from the competition, Nigel decides to lecture US on the definition of America’s Favorite Dancer, and we visit the best museum ever!  Doncha just love culture?  This! Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance……..dance)!

In a dramatic voiceover Cat tells us that thousands auditioned, hundreds (or one hundred and fifty two) moved on to Vegas, but only twenty got to appear on the crappy new stage (twenty one if you count Brandon Dumlao, which I guess they’re not doing).  We are down to fourteen, and tonight they will battle [...]