Author: PottyMouth

I’ve been feeling a bit bah-humbuggy lately, Gasmi, and I’d almost stopped believing in Santa, and then……it happened! I got an early Christmas wish come true! A Broadway number with no Sir BitchyPants in sight! And not only that! No Joey Dowling either!!! It’s an early Christmas miracle! I wish I could say I missed [...]

Tonight we learn the fate of two more dancers, see if Paula’s gotten drunk enough to show up yet, and receive confirmation YET AGAIN that Nigel is an arrogant, pompous prick. Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance……….dance)! Have I told you lately, you’re a jackass? You Are. 

Tonight Nigel proves yet again that he is a colossal prick.   Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance………..dance)!! You should be hanging your head in shame! 

This is it, Gasmi. We’ve made it through all the audition episodes, through the grueling Vegas week, through the filler filled selection episode, and now we are to be rewarded. Tonight we get to see each of the top twenty dancers perform a routine in their own genre. It will be the first time we [...]

This week we finally find out the top twenty for this season. Dancers will leap for joy! Hearts will be broken! Fakeouts will be lame! Mollee will still be annoying!! I just hope my best friend that I just met on TV last month doesn’t get cut. I would be devastated!! THIS! Is So You [...]

This week on So You Think You Can Dance (dance………dance) everyone seems to be PMSing or something. Seriously, the estrogen levels must be off the charts because every other person is FUCKING CRYING!!!!!!!!! So get your hankies and your life vests ready and let’s see if we can swim on over to the other side of [...]

Well, it’s finally arrived. Welcome to So You Think You Can Dance (dance………………dance) Vegas week! After seemingly endless weeks of auditions we’re down to one hundred and fifty two hopefuls. And At Least One Idiot  

This week on So You Think You Can Dance (dance……………..dance) we FINALLY get to Vegas. But first! One more stop on the audition tour: Salt Lake City. Cat tells us that the talent so far has been bigger and better than ever before. As we are told every single season. Except for season one. Obviously. [...]

On this episode of So You Think You Can Dance (dance………dance), Nigel is away getting some honorary degree.  At the Pied Piper’s School of Music  Oh no!  How will they know who to put through to Vegas, or choreography without Nigel guiding them along?

Welcome to the fourth hour of auditions for So You Think You Can Dance (dance………dance)! I don’t know about you, but right now I’m missing the two hour audition episodes. Hell! We’d be ready to announce the top twenty by now!  Hint: She won’t be in it 

This is it Gasmi! This week we find out which crew will take home the trophy and become America’s Best Dance Crew! It’s a season for firsts! First females to win the trophy! First non-breakers to win the trophy! First season cast more for diversity than talent! First season so full of mediocrity that I [...]

This week So You Think You Can Dance (dance……….dance) takes us to the city of Boston for the third round of auditions. Of course, this leads to a clip of a bunch of people saying pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd. Because that’s just what you do when you’re in Boston. Wicked. We also get [...]

This week America’s Best Dance Crew decides to rub salt in the open wound of Rhythm City’s elimination by not only showing it again, but adding a clip of Alonzo backstage after the decision, wondering what they did wrong. Maybe next time you should just fuck your girlfriend on stage. America seems to like that.   [...]

Time for the second hour of auditions on So You Think You Can Dance (dance…….dance)! Cat tells us that this is shaping up to be the best season ever. Of course it is. Don’t you know that every season of this show is the Best Season Ever? It’s as if Ming the Merciless has emptied their [...]

So before we get into the recap this week I have to first apologize for my tardiness in writing this. I have no excuse other than a really really shitty week. I only hope that one day you all can forgive me. Okay, let’s get on with this week’s show. I’m gonna need to start [...]

Welcome to the fall season of So You Think You Can Dance (dance…..dance)! Are we back again already? I hope Jeanine enjoyed the whole five minutes she had to be America’s favorite dancer.  I’m just happy Nigel isn’t oogling my boobs anymore!  This week we start the audition rounds. And while only one hour of [...]

This week America’s Best Dance Crew brings us all the latest dance crazes that I’ve never heard of. If that wasn’t enough, they also have to do them on a trampoline. Also, face humping!! Why do I suddenly feel very, very old? Hmmmm….I’m guessing either ball sweat or someone’s stanky ass attitude. Take your pick. [...]

Before I start talking about this week’s show I’m gonna first apologize for this week’s recap being later than usual. What can I say? Getting back to real life after a vacation is a bitch y’all.  I tried chaining myself to the boat, but sadly, it didn’t work. Damn security guards!!  Anyhoodle, this week’s challenge [...]

Poor Mr. Miyagi would be very disappointed in this week’s America’s Best Dance Crew. There is no painting of the fence. Nor is there any waxing on or waxing off (although Afroborike is certainly trying to get Shane to whack off). Girl who undo fly with chopstick accomplish anything. 

This week’s America’s Best Dance Crew is all about Beyonce. Well, not Beyonce the person, Beyonce’s songs. Each crew will have a master mix of one of her songs with an added challenge element ranging from a real challenge such as dancing with a hula hoop or chain, to a piece o’cake “challenge” like popping [...]

Welcome to season four of America’s Best Dance Crew! For those of you new to the dance crew experience, it’s sort of like So You Think You Can Dance, but instead of dancing in random pairs, people dance in groups. Not “randomly” assigned groups, they were in these groups before they came on the show. [...]

Well, this is it, Gasmi. Tonight we find out who has won the coveted title “America’s Favorite Dancer”. That person will win $250,000 and bragging rights for the three hours before season six begins. Welcome! To So You Think You Can Dance (dance…………dance)! Cat must have been doing a little too much celebrating before show [...]

Contrary to what Cat said last week, THIS is the most important performance show of the competition. The dancers will show us why they are the top four, and their performances will help us decide who our favorites are. The judges will remain impartial, praising and critiquing everyone as fairly as possible. After all, they [...]

Yo yo yo! So check it out, dawg. This here’s a little preview special for season four of America’s Best Dance Crew. Randy Jackson has put together clips from the first three seasons and made a list of his top ten performances of all time. But don’t let that fool you. The real purpose of [...]

Holla Gasmi! Tonight we find out which four dancers move on to the finale. Who will it be? Do you still care? Can you believe we’ll be starting this all again in a little over a month?? THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance………dance)! I don’t even know what to say about this. [...]

We start this week with Cat telling us this is the most important performance show of the competition. I beg to differ, Cat. NEXT week is the most important performance show of the competition. She tells us that the top six will be battling it out for a spot in the finale, and they need [...]

Tonight we celebrate episode 100. There will be laughter, there will be tears (or replays of tears), we will revisit great performances of the past, and revile brand new ones. Are You Ready?? THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance……..dance)! I have to say even though Cat looks hot hot hot tonight, her dress [...]

Holla Gasmi! You gotta love Fox. Other networks are showing Obama discussing his plans for the healthcare system. Fox is all, “Fuck that, dude! Serious shit is supposed to air AFTER 10 pm on our network. But to make up for not airing your press conference, how about we throw in an emotional medical piece? [...]

I hope you’re hungry tonight Gasmi because we have a helluva lotta filler to chew through. I’m thinking that the time allotted for either actual dancing and/or finding out the results from last night’s voting tallies up to a grand total of about five minutes. Not that it’s a shocker, or different from any other [...]

Holla Gasmi! Tonight we start with a brief montage of the journey to the top ten. There was dancing, there was voting, there was Mia trying to disguise her jackassery as wanting to help someone develop their talent. But now the power has shifted; your votes alone will now decide who stays and who goes. [...]

This is it Gasmi. Tonight we find out who has made the all important top ten, thus securing a place for themselves on the tour. It’s also Nigel’s birthday, and he is full of love and good will for everyone. Well, everyone who can make him buttloads of money. THIS. Is So You Think You [...]

Holla Gasmi! Tonight the couples will be taking to the dance floor twice (finally), hoping to secure a place in the top ten and on the tour. And the randomness of the picks continues to be suspect. Also? Tyce should shut the fuck up. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance….dance)! LOVE Cat’s look [...]

It’s that time again, Gasmi. Tonight we lose another girl and another guy. Which is why Cat does not like Thursdays. I’m guessing that’s why she’s decided to fashion her frock out of silver lame. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance…..dance)! Disco Barbie 

This week the concept of random picks from a hat gets put to the test. And by put to the test I mean completely thrown out the window. Along with two of the dancers. But more of that later! THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance (dance…….dance)! Pretty in Pink 

Well Gasmi, it’s finally here! Tonight is the season (and hopefully SERIES) finale of New York Goes To Work! WOO HOO!! I can’t say I’m sorry to see this one end, I gotta tell ya, and the fact that they’ve decided the finale should be AN HOUR LONG and not feature a job to vote [...]

Cat’s happy that we’re getting closer and closer to the top ten for this season, but sad because we have to lose one more guy and one more girl. Poor Cat. These Thursdays really take their toll on her. I guess that explains her decision to fashion a pantsuit out of an old art deco [...]

Holla Gasmi! We all know the rocky road Cat has traveled with the costume department on this show, so imagine my surprise when I found out (shout out to qupert) that she has been dressing herself this season.  Normally I’d think that was a step in the right direction, but after last week’s red abomination, I’m [...]

I had JUST sworn off fast food Gasmi. I’m on a diet goddammit!! And then I heard the news: this week New York Goes To Work as a fast food employee. Well, I had to do my research, right? What happened next, well, let’s just say this was the appetizer………  My ass thanks VH1 

Poor Cat, she hates Thursdays so much; she has to say good-bye to another two of her “babies”. The wardrobe people must feel sorry for her because her outfit on Thursday is always much MUCH better than the Wednesday ones. Tonight she’s rocking the Tony Manero look. THIS. Is So You Think You Can Dance [...]