Author: RJ

Two steps forward, three steps back for almost everyone on “Girls” this week. Hannah has stuck to her guns as Elijah is furiously packing, after she asked him to move out based upon the revelation that he slept with Marnie after their party. Hannah asks him to take his butt plug and his astroglide, which [...]

Only bad friends let you go on coke benders and call it a job assignment. Just be grateful I’m clothed, bitch Hannah, barista of the month, sits in the offices of JazzHate, a website presumably for hipsters who are rebelling against the rebelling with non-ironic ironic blogs about all these things that they once hated [...]

What is past isn’t always prologue, as the finale of “American Horror Story: Asylum” illustrated last night. Someone is getting an Emmy for “Best Makeup on a Lesbian” In the present day, Lana Winters is still very much alive, and just as ambitious and determined as she has ever been. On the day she is [...]

“Girls” confronts it biggest critics by playing out the relationship between Hannah and Sandy, and things get real. Elijah starts by being open with George about having had sex with Marnie after the party. George is understandably irritated, not only because of the infidelity, but also because it’s clear that Elijah doesn’t know what he [...]

AHS takes us on a journey of bad fashion as we flash forward and start to discover what happened to some of our favorite patients after they left Briarcliff. Yeah, when Joseph Smith allowed polygamy, he meant whites only polygamy.  Sorry. A picture of Kit, along with Grace and Alma and their two kids, shows [...]

In the season two premiere, Lena Dunham assures us those HBO Diversity Day training courses didn’t go to waste. The collective diversity of a Klan rally, or a Republican fundraiser When we left the girls at the end of season one, Jessa had just surprised everyone by marrying the lame Thomas John, and her wedding [...]

As the old adage goes, “there’s no use in crying over spilt milk”. Someone failed to alert Johnny aka Bloody Face Jr that this adage rings true. Someone get this man a drink. We begin in the present day, where Johnny has hired a female escort. Paying for sex is one of the most mundane [...]

Finally- a Ryan Murphy show featuring a musical number that I can tolerate. I was right- the mere absence of Lea Michele makes breaking out into song and dance seemingly tolerable, but we’ll get to that. Please make this stop, Ryan Murphy. Before the winter break, Dr Arden had convinced Kit to allow him to [...]

 ***Our newest recapper, JRLives, gets a quick lesson on TVgasm by filtering the best of your December comments! Welcome to the family, bud! cattyfan on “Project Runway: All Stars”: So…androgyny is cutting edge? I would think it would be retro since David Bowie, Grace Jones, and Annie Lennox mastered it decades ago. Not to mention [...]

***Please welcome your new American Horror Story recapper to the fold, RJ!! Have fun, tiger! Despite whatever Pat Robertson has probably been saying on “the 700 Club”, Ryan Murphy’s most cringe-inducing creation isn’t “the New Normal”- and this week, “American Horror Story: Asylum” continues to prove that nothing is as torturous as trying to keep [...]