Author: Schoonie

Previously on Big Brother: Joe wore jorts on TV. I decided yesterday that I was going to start calling him “Joe-rts”, but then I saw the vest he was wearing in confessional during tonight’s episode. But I’m getting ahead of myself! Wouldn’t want to skip over all of the crying. Besides mine. Over his vest. [...]

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Hey, Flipit and Schoonie here. The Big Brother 8 cast was released yesterday, and we have a lot to say about them. Who are they? Do any of them have any idea what they’ve signed up for? Who is a bigger douche, Joe or Dick (or Nick? or Mike? or…any of the other guys, who [...]

Oh, wait. That’s Public Enemy. My bad. We’ve got new BB8 info for you and a whole new way for you to participate in TVGasm’s summer of Big Brother this year! Read on to find out.

When we last met, Earl had taken all nine votes and won the million dollars, and it was pretty sweet. Has Cassandra shined her water shoes for the event? Will Lisi randomly fall off of the stage? Will Dreamz fade into obscurity after this? And who’s Erica?

Gee, I wonder what’s going to happen?

Well, it’s been an awesome season. There is quite a bit of material (THREE hours of Survivor, people, including the reunion), and I don’t want you guys to wait any longer. Plus (and I know you will be shocked about this), I have a lot so say, and if I put it all together, the [...]

Come on, you had to know that’s what I was going to title this, didn’t you? Big Up to Billy Ocean, by the way! Carribean Queen is a modern day Beethoven’s Fifth.

Survivor: Fiji has been a season of ups and downs. It’s been boring, it’s been awesome, and now, it’s been full of meat. Join us for an evening of disgusting reward challenges, Dreamz scaring the crap out of me, and Yau-man coming much closer than he thinks to being ejected from the game.

Survivor: Fiji has been a season of ups and downs. It’s been boring, it’s been awesome, and now, it’s been full of meat. Join us for an evening of disgusting reward challenges, Dreamz scaring the crap out of me, and Yau-man coming much closer than he thinks to being ejected from the game.

Last time, on Survivor: The coolest episode ever. I actually watched the previouslies. That’s how awesome it was. Tonight isn’t too bad either; we get lots of Freudian slips, a bunch of double talk, and some people getting their just desserts. Revenge! It’s tasty. Question: Can Earl and Yau-man continue to be really awesome? Can [...]

Previously, on Survivor: Richard Hatch created the concept of alliances, shaping the future of the show and establishing the precedent for seven years of underhanded strategy. Tina convinced Colby to eliminate Keith after he won the final immunity, leading him to his own demise and collecting her payday. Neleh orchestrated the first Survivor coup and [...]

Previously, on Survivor: After Mookie found the idol at the Ravu camp, Lisi did a whole bunch of stuff that was humorous in so many different ways that Alanis Morrissette watched the episode and actually rewrote the lyrics to one of her most famous songs to include the line “It’s like Lisi/and her stupid hat.” [...]

Remember how last week was the best episode of the season? Because someone totally annoying and lame got voted out without knowing that it was going to happen? This is even better. This season has gotten awesome, and quick. This week: Lisi spends the entire hour with her foot in her mouth! Dreamz becomes my [...]

Last week on Survivor, the tribes were scuffled in order to create some tension in a season that’s been criticized for a variety of reasons. The rich versus poor twist was poorly planned, and the result was a whole bunch of lopsided challenges and lots of footage of people who are unable to move, and [...]

Previously, on Survivor: Lisi fell on her face. Look how awesome it was! Oh man, that was so sweet. Seeing that screenshot again makes me forget every terrible thing that has ever happened. I mean, imagine if President Bush had landed on that aircraft carrier, and instead of the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner, this photo was [...]

Last week on Survivor, Moto made the decision to sacrifice Liliana in the name of comfort, keeping their nice camp instead of their numbers. Will the decision come back to haunt them this week? But, there are two kick-ass and entertaining challenges, including the most exciting game of Concentration since the infamous Muhammad Ali vs. [...]

We’re four episodes into this season of Survivor, and the Moto tribe has yet to lose a challenge. Despite the fact that Ravu has lost every single time they’ve competed, they’re only down by two members. Hard to believe, given what we’ve seen from them so far, but true nonetheless. So how will they fare [...]