Author: SexyPanda

Russians and “diet cookies”

A mini cap of Millionaire Matchmaker

Juicy Vilanches

Creepy duck embryo dating.

Masculine Energy dating

Female Fabios and Wakeboarders

PITA rich bitches!

Bettin’ big with bimbos

Can I get an encore–actually, no thanks.

Matin’ with Manzos

It’s all lost. The weight.

Penises are picking again!

Retreatin’ from fitness

Gettin’ sex-ay.

Lying!

Finally the finale!

Inner warriors suck.

Fat bastards.

Cryin’ for pounds

Eatin’ cake and goin’ home

Is a bird in her hand worth two in the bush? (Pun unintended.)

No one’s watching!

Proof that even thin people have muffintop if they’re not careful. What do you get when you cross the crypt keeper with a lesbian lion and add in a dash of Jillian Michaels? No, not Larry King. Our girl Jackie! Jackie Warner! The host and star of the latest Bravo shit-show, Thintervention! Welcome, Gasmii, welcome. [...]

Loyalty is dead.

Sink or swim on your own, bitches.

His hair’s flopping all around, as are his breasts.

BBQWTFOMGROTFLMAOTTFNYMMVPDQ! What just happened? Wow.

SexyPanda interviews Josh Grastin from Money Hungry.

The next great artist is…

House votes change everything.

Doin’ it nature-style.

VH1 has created a big, fat, hot mess. And I mean that literally.

Contrasting themes, terribly.

Child’s Play

Team Challenge. And no one’s happy.

I’m audi ideas.

Gross, sure. But nothing’s shocking.

Artists revive classic novels with new crappy art.

Trong plays with junk.