Author: SG

Suessian Sleepers

Yo Gabba Gabba auditions this week.

Amy > Maggie

Put the kid out of his misery…

Is this the END of EOC?

Kevin Smith, WIN!

Pot.Kettle.Black.EOC!

Alice in Zombieland…but no Milla Jovovich?

The Sucklord Cometh!

Alana is accident prone.

Let’s all talk shit about Amy!

Didn’t see that coming did you? #BetrayAl

Amy is a drunken mess while Liz has daddy issues.

Aria cockblocks her own relationship and Paige boils bunnies.

They couldn’t just edit his ass out?

End of Century isn’t making money and Maggie is even more pathetic than we thought.

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Lesbians and Swinging…This is ABC Family right?

Morgan does pornography according to Dina.

Mona plays with dolls, Hanna is in trouble and Ella is a slut.

Morgan freaks out and Fran gets wedding fever.

Tyler’s family is a little f’ed up..explains a lot.

Fran gets kicked out and Morgan fights for independence and babies.

Ed makes a cry for help with his wrist while Fran wants everyone to love Tyler for her sake.

Tyler’s true colors come out and ruin a perfectly good Hawaiian trip.

Another gold medalist, a pathetic pervert, no-name actor and a beard.

Season Premiere!

It’s the Voice only with a bunch of hobags!

Nick’s a terrible friend so his mom decides to come pay him a visit.

We already knew who the winner would be…but for shits and giggles it’s………!

Nick finally confesses but is Juliette too stupid to comprehend?

Bigfoot terrorizes the city because he’s out of drugs.

SO what happened to Emily?

Bout damn time someone caught on!

One episode left until the series finale. *sad faces*

ALMOST OVER…thank goodness…

Cinderella with a twist and Nick escapes being revealed once again!