Author: SlifeGoesOn

Tommy’s dead! And Marcus and Marnia are next on the chopping block!

Marnia uses her new pet Eric in a plan to assassinate Queen Beel!

The ensemble cast finally gets a chance to shine – and doesn’t.

The battle lines between the vamps and witches are drawn!!

The peace talks between the vamps and witches quickly go awry!

It’s magic, murder, and mayhem as Marni / Antonia wages war

It’s an amazing new episode packed with magic, murder, and mayhem!!

I expected a lot more chills and thrills from this “full moon” themed ep!

I had very high expectations for last night’s episode of True Blood, so I had no one to blame but myself for any feelings of disappointment that I may have experienced. That’s not to say it wasn’t a fine episode. It had its moments. But it wasn’t the creepy, action-packed thrill ride I thought it [...]

Some dreams are coming true – and others are turning into a nightmare!

SlifeGoesOn gets the hottest TV goss at San Diego’s Comic Con!

Some dreams come true – while others become a nightmare!

Valuable lesson learned this week: don’t piss an angry bitch off!

When it comes to vengeful witches, don’t piss a bitch off!

Ramoner refuses to partake in Cuntess LuMan’s latest music video.

What an amazing, random episode of Real Housewives of New York City. While Cuntess LuMann’s rancid music video “Chic, C’est La Vie” provided the backdrop for the episode, there were a number of ridiculous subplots about being a good mother, traveling to Brooklyn on a Friday night, white ladies dancing, toaster eggs, and the dreaded [...]

A creeptastic, charred baby doll adds a chilling new layer

I don’t know about you, but I genuinely enjoyed last night’s episode of True Blood. It might not have been the most action-packed episode, but it was loaded with one creepy plot twist after another. And what was up with all the freaky doll action?? Sook inextricably found herself playing caretaker to an adorably helpless [...]

7 naked bodies, 2 hawks, and a dead parakeet take center stage.

True Blood returns for season 4 with witches, and faeries, and vampires – OH MY!

If you thought season three of True Blood was a head-scratching, wild ride, then you ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!

The fourth season finale of Gossip Girl has some twists and turns.

Arson, babies, and cons! Oh, my!! A season finale full of new directions!

It’s the fight we’ve all been waiting for! Jill vs. Ramona!

The fight we’ve all been waiting for: Jill vs. Ramona!!

Someone is ditching her crazy meds and diving head first into a big pile of cray cray!

The season’s penultimate episode went from yawn to yowzer with cliffhangers to die for!

Blair’s fairy tale nightmare is more delicious than a juicy, poisoned apple!

This fairy tale themed ep was more delicious than a juicy, poisoned apple!

Shoes, princes, and fairy tales get the royal treatment

Gossip Slife here. Your one and only source for hilarious recaps of The CW’s trashy teen soap, Gossip Girl. So, this week’s episode was as fun and frilly a romp as the pink-themed Breast Cancer party being thrown at Lily van der Woodsen’s fab manse. Blair’s Euro-trash prince Louis was in town, Cinderella slipper in [...]

The family that bitches together, stays together.

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Parental issues wreak havoc for our favorite Upper East siders.

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.

Hell hath no fury like a Valentine’s-scorned Blair!

Blair works overtime at W to get her uptight boss laid.

Dan and Blair square off as sexually frustrated intern rivals at W.

A new family moves to the Upper East Side with ulterior motives.