Author: SuburBint

The Cost of Art

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

Reach out and touch someone.

Monday, Monday…

Happy Birthday, J-Mo!

Only three episodes left!

Happy Birthday, Honus Wagner!

Better late than never!

Remember the Alamo!

Happy 123rd Anniversary, ND, SD, MT, and WA!

Happy birthday, Ellen Page!

Monday, February 20 Happy President’s Day! The Bachelor (ABC 8pm) Ben travels to the hometowns of the final four women to meet their families. Two hours of parents pretending to be supportive of their daughter’s “love” for a man that she barely knows. House (Fox 8pm) House and Dominka work to convince Immigration they are [...]

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Screw fresh air and sunshine.

Love at the Jersey Shore

Friday night truly is a programming wasteland.

Happy birthday, Geordi LaForge!

Wednesday, February 15 Survivor (CBS, 8pm) Premiere: As the contestants are divided into teams — men versus women — they learn that they must share one beach. Survivor desperately tries to remain relevant by getting creative input from third graders. American Idol (Fox, 8pm) Contestants vie for a spot in the next round. After this [...]

The Callback

Happy Valentine’s!

SuburBint takes over Top 10 Duty!

Everyone wins Worst in Show

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

They’re on a mission from God.

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]

I’ve lost that loving feeling.

In which Pauly has a happy birthday, and Mike does not.

He’s leaving, in a midnight cab to Staten Island