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Khlo-ho is back with a giraffe, and Scott watches ‘The Jersey Shore’?!?!?

Welcome to the latest installment of the Kardashians! At the end of last season’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, Krimace (Kim), decided to accompany Fry Girl (Kourtney), Scott and MASON to open a new DASH boutique in NYC. For this spin-off Khlo-ho (Khloe), Lamar, Bruce, Goth Ronald (Kris), Rob, Kendall and Kylie will remain in [...]

It’s graduation day!!!

A look at last night’s premiere

Janice’s diary is talking dirty to her, and Dr. Drew is frustrated.

Leif just wants to hold beer’s hand and Jeremy gets bushwacked by his wife.

Gummi Bear claims he’s being held hostage, and Eric reunites with his step-son Keaton.

Leif seeks refuge in his Bowflex of Solitude and Rachel flees rehab.

Leif threatens to leave and Gummi opens emotional and physical wounds.

Gummi meets Plastic in an epic pool showdown.

Part 2 of season 5 finale. Bruce undergoes a radical transformation.

“Gothzilla” takes Manhattan and we meet Scott’s parental units.

Bruce and Scott bond while DASH comes unglued.

A ‘Storm’ impacts Goth Ronald, and poker gets out of control.

The Donald makes his bitches the bitches of actual bitches.

Bruce flips a bitch when he discover Kylie sneaking boys upstairs.

Watch out Shirley Partridge, there’s a new ‘musical momager’ in town: Goth Ronald!

I scream, you scream, The Donald’s hair screams for ice cream.

Bruce eats dog biscuits and Rocky the Dog faces neutering.

The Donald is back!!!

It’s “You Got Served” time at Bachelor Pad.

Mini cap of The Apprentice

The Ya-Ya Sisterhood of Stripes’ mission: get Goth Ronald to stop smoking.

It’s Holla Back Spinster time as three women get the boot.

It’s sink or swim time for Lamar and Krimace gets a bodyguard.

The Goth and Bruce are on the rocks while Khlo-ho is missing hers.

It’s a majority vote competition slam book style.

Goth Ronald sets Krimace up on a blind date

Germaphobe Wes faces sloppy seconds during a kissing competition.

It’s Michael vs. Emily the Strange.

Kim goes Mr. Clean crazy for a housewarming party.

Season 2 finale: stripes, therapy, therapeutic stripes…

Craig M.’s hair molests some pie, and the house divides.

Michael encourages stealing tire rims to make a table, and Antonio is back!!!

Goth Ronald is in town!!!!!!!!!!

Island of Misfit Toys for rejected girls and boys.

Michael smashes ceramic angel faces, and Tom eats a Pizza Hut delivery boy.

Scott’s mirror won’t tell him if he’s black or white…so he smashes it.

Second and final episode!