Author: T-Cake

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my own, but that honor goes to Mark Ballas. We’re treated to an opening number by the E Street Band. Okay not really them, it’s actually a good sized orchestra. Their front-man is Grammy Winner Joshua [...]

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Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

80s evil-clown-hard-rock and ballroom dancing.

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. Tonight the stars are dancing from the fart heart; telling a personal story from their most memorable year and translating that into a dance. Even if that means dancing something completely contrary to their assigned ballroom [...]

We start tonight’s episode with a performance by the professionals. (Well, actually we started the episode with about an hour of recapping, but I’m going to skip all recapping and assume you know what’s up) The professionals’ performance was really fun and pretty well done. It’s nice to see some professionals dancing. Following that, Tom [...]

****Please welcome your newest recapper to the family, T-CAKE!! With that image from the opening titles, welcome to season 14 of Dancing With the Stars (a show I’ve never seen before and despise based sheerly on its premise)!! How on God’s green Earth has this show made it to 14 seasons!? How have I never [...]