Author: TheAngriestWhitestMale

Tonight on Celebrity Rehab, it’s family time. Calm down, mother. This is a professional environment.

Thursday’s episode started out with Jeff Conway explaining to the Pasadena Police that, he is, “..in pain, and they won’t give me anything for it…” . I think he thought that he was in the Pasadena Medical Marijuana Clinic (be sure to visit the Cypress Hill gift shop in the adjacent lobby). Jeff wanted to [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”? Well, I guess episode four proves that Jeff Conaway’s arc stays flat for a long time and then suddenly goes headlong into hell at a slippery forty-five degree angle. Martha Plimpton? What are you doing here?

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well ,I guess episode four proves that Jeff Conaway’s arc stays flat for a long time and then suddenly goes headlong into hell at a slippery forty-five degree angle. The episode started off with Rodney King trying [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well ,I guess episode four proves that Jeff Conaway’s arc stays flat for a long time and then suddenly goes headlong into hell at a slippery forty-five degree angle. The episode started off with Rodney King trying [...]

Remember how couple of recaps ago I told of Dr. Drew’s assertion that people have “different detox arcs”. Well ,I guess episode four proves that Jeff Conaway’s arc stays flat for a long time and then suddenly goes headlong into hell at a slippery forty-five degree angle. The episode started off with Rodney King trying [...]

All right guys, sorry I’m a little late on this recap. I was sleeping. No I wasn’t. I’m confusing myself with Gary Busey. I’ve got to stop doing that. Episode three led off with Busey not being able to get up for group session. Keep in mind, this is a man who has no job, [...]

Episode two leads off with process group. I was surprised that only one member was going through serious withdrawal (Nikki McKibben). Apparently the detox process really varies from person to person and substance to substance when it comes to both onset and duration. Some people start getting sick right away, while others have a lag [...]

On the first episode of Celebrity Rehab’s second season… They let this guy back on TV. Now who’s drunk?

****Note from the Editor: We weren’t going to cover Paris Hilton’s show because, well, why? But then we saw it. Please welcome your newest recapper, TheAngriestWhitestMale! Cute, ain’t he?