Author: TheCzar

Weird science.

I’m sorry, but you have a little bitch on your face…

The hook-ups. The break-ups. The make-ups. The making-us-want-to-throw-ups.

All that glitters is not gold.

Not everything is as it seems.

Onward and upward, folks!

Reality television is like the thoughts that run through idiots’ brains.

The end. Or is it?

1, 2, 3, 4, ignore your injury and dance some more!

Where are you, Potty Mouth? Please come back and save me from this show!

Peek-a-boo! I see a winner!

Does this show ever end?

It’s anybody’s game.

Sometimes dreams do come true.

Someone’s about to start singing for their supper.

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

I don’t like the outcome of this.

How do you shut this thing off?

The second time around is not a charm.

Is this still on?

Don’t quit your day job, honey…

The perfect show for adult ADHD.

There’s love in the air tonight.

It’s not a reality show ‘til someone hooks up.

Songs and kisses and everything TheCzar disses.

Big boys DO cry!

My, how the tables have turned!

Somebody needs an in-ear monitor.

We got game! (Yeah, a DRINKING game!)

I’m experiencing a little déjà vu here.

What would Jesus do?

There’s only a 50% chance you’re gonna like the results.

“And on to the Battle Round!” That’s what Napoleon said as he charged into Waterloo. Luckily, the battle round of “The Voice” is no where near as messy – but one does get the feeling it’s much, much longer. In this episode, the judges pair up their contestants into duets and choose a song for [...]

Blake is sooo over it already.

Voice mini

Christina Aguilera wants you. She kinda wants everybody.

The beginning of la voce

All that glitters is not gold.

Pageant life is never as perfect as it seems.