Author: TheMiki

Sexy modeling, tattoos, and purity rings.

It’s Halloween time in the land of scary bible-thumping.

Everyone prays about everything, and I pray for Lifetime to film more interesting people.

Turning water into whine is more like it…

Kolby starts to scare the crap outta me, Taylor tries to convince her dad she should date, and Olivia hangs out with an old “friend.”

A shocking secret is revealed, only it’s not that shocking and everyone cries and I just don’t understand.

Raising daughters is hard work, but with the good lord’s help we can screw them up as much as humanly possible.

Hey hey Gasmii!  TheMiki here, checking out what’s coming to a theater near you this weekend.  Spoiler alert: It’s all gonna suck.   Warm Bodies This year’s entry for Ultimate Valentines Day Compromise Movie looks way more promising than last year’s abysmal Rom-Com-Action abortion This Means War.  I understand that the whole niche market for [...]

It’s time to whittle it down to the final three, and things finally get interesting.

The contestants play for HoH, and everyone but Dan continues being an idiot.

Hey hey BB fans!  As I’m sure you know, everyone interesting is gone.  And by everyone interesting, I mean Britney.  The rest of these boring sacks of yell-talk make me sleepy.    I miss your snark…   Last week Ian won the HoH, and after pretending like he might be smart enough to actually make a [...]

Double elimination time! Things could get interesting. They could… But they don’t.

It’s time for the PoV competition. It involves counting, so at least half the house doesn’t stand a chance.

It’s eviction time! And a new HoH is crowned.

The power of veto competition is held, and some actual game play happens.

The Power of Veto involves clowns and not letting your balls drop

The second POV competition is held

It’s the first ever coach competition, and this season’s first elimination ceremony. Oh, and it’s boring.

Getting caught up on the last two episodes. And a little old man cries.

Rich people are horrible

It’s Reza’s birthday in Vegas

Meet The Shahs of Sunset. They all suck.

Antonio Sabato Jr trades his crazy fiance for Mick “Mankind” Foley’s much less terrifying wife

Flava Flav swaps wives with Dee Snider.

Gary Busey swaps wives with Ted Haggard. What’s not to like, here?

Carnie Wilson swaps families with Tracy Gold

Kim learns her friend is writing a book, and so she has to learn to read

All the movies the Hallmark channel managed to vomit up for the 2011 Christmas season

Rich people! It’s like watching paint dry, if the paint were condescending and thought it was better than you.

Two men enter, two men leave

Third and final installment of TheMiki’s Horror Movie Picks

Bad movies with TheMiki

Scary movies with TheMiki

Last episode before the finale, and it’s all about making stuff look like other stuff

Dear girls I date, stop making me watch this crap.

There’s a one armed quickfire and a carnival challenge

It’s double elimination time!

Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys stops by to screw with the chefs

The chefs make desserts for a waterpark