Author: TheMiki

I blame this all on M Night Shamamamamlamnon

Real Housewives and sugar free gum

A winner is crowned.

Who are these people and why are we following them with cameras???

A double recap leading up to the final three

So much fighting!

Street performances, silly hats, and RISK

It’s love song week, and a great week to be drunk

The sadistic a-holes at Bravo make everyone write raps

The writers take a roadtrip

It’s time to write terrible club hits!

The season finale. FINALLY.

We meet our team of song writers.

The family packs up to move, but God keeps popping their tires

The Browns look at new homes

The family celebrates Christmas while hiding from the fuzz

Let’s all feel better about our own parents and the job they did raising us

A cancer screening and a dinner party

Greetings Gasmii, and welcome to another excitement filled half-hour of fundamentalists being followed by cameras.  My Tivo decided to be a jerk, so I missed the first five minutes of this week’s episode.  Hopefully nothing too exciting happened and I’ll be able to keep up on the plot-lines. Oh good, they waited for me before [...]

Carving pumpkins and begging for candy

Hey hey kids.  We’re back, and TLC has taken pity on me and made this weeks episode half as long as I’m used to.  This pleases me. This is how I feel ten minutes in to each episode This week on Sister Doormats, we take a look at the finances inside the Brown home and [...]

When the police are investigating your plural marriages, escape to Wyoming

The family realizes that broadcasting illegal activities is dumb

The season ends, and Impostor cries. AW!

The skanks re-tie the knot

Skanky makes a doll

A great argument for not proposing

We meet the couples

It’s time for a really boring wedding

A new baby and an anniversary

Moving in the skinny wife

A winner is chosen

Playing drunk, possessed, slutty serial killers

Acting with invisible co-stars and getting beat up by a ghost.

The ladies try to play campy, as though this entire show wasn’t campy.

Snakes, fights, and crying. Oh my!

There’s no dialogue, which helps a lot with the lack of talent.

The girls try to portray evil. Badly.

A new batch competes for a bit part in a petty movie no one cares about.