Author: Treadingonme

Last week on Pam: Girl on the Loose we learned that, uh, Pam doesn’t do much, she considers herself an above average mother and doesn’t feel like she needs to prove it, and she loves PETA. Did I mention that she doesn’t do much? Well, hopefully this week we’ll get off to something better, because [...]

There are many things that Pam Anderson has done in her career to prove she’s got talent, and she’s shown off those talents plenty. For instance, consider V.I.P. She showed she wasn’t just some bimbo who wore a swimsuit. She showed that she could pull off the hard-hitting world of, um, bodyguarding aided by a [...]

Well it’s time for the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. At least I think it is. I mean, the show never explicitly said it wasn’t, so I’m taking that as a positive sign. Read on to discover just how everyone learns their lesson and comes to appreciate life (which is what happens [...]

At this point in the Keeping Up With the Kardashians, there is absolutely nothing I can tell you that happened in the episode that would surprise you. I won’t even waste your time. My boob itches. *This recap is not safe for work, because Kim Kardashian is a whore. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

If you remember what happened on the last episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I pity you. I also pity myself because it’s still relatively fresh in my memory. So just to recap Kim was a bitch, Khloe was a bitch, Kourtney was kind of a bitch and Kris did her best to stay [...]

Sorry to all one of you who reads about the delay in getting this recap up this week, but my social calendar has been packed. For real. I have friends! I can prove it! See? When I started my DVR for Keeping Up With the Kardashians this week, it had recorded a little bit of [...]

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the girls learn how to grill, they actually follow through with something that came up earlier in the season, and Rob makes an appearance. Unfortunately I watched the show so I know that two of those things didn’t happen, but it really doesn’t matter which. If this [...]

Sory for the delay in getting the recap up this week, but I don’t think the universe wanted me to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians this week. I think for the first time ever the universe may be trying to help me out. I went to recap this the other night but my DVR [...]

I spent this past week and weekend in Las Vegas and I’m going to have to go back because I forgot all of my money there. Actually on the cab ride back to the airport I nearly told the driver to take me to the homeless shelter. But I did some things I’m not proud [...]

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe realizes what her lifelong dream is, Kim learns to appreciate work (again), and I get drunk halfway through the episode. Try to guess exactly where it happened! I don’t want to look. Just do what you have to do and leave me.

I’m still trying to recover from my drinking bender this weekend, so if there’s anything that doesn’t make sense in this recap of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, you can just blame it on that. Or me still being drunk from St. Patrick’s Day. Or me being drunk now. This week we learn that Rob [...]

I have been unable to write the recap for the Celebrity Rehab because I have been binge drinking for the better part of five days. I thought it might be a little inappropriate to write a recap that I couldn’t remember at all, so I tried to exercise good judgment for once. Don’t get used [...]

This week Flipit comes to me and says, “Treadingonme, I’ve got a problem. Keeping Up With the Kardashians needs a recapper, and I don’t hate anyone enough to make them do it. But I’ve got great news for you. I actually do hate you enough, so you have the distinct privilege, and you can’t decline. [...]

I was really having trouble finding the motivation to write the recap for this episode of Celebrity Rehab, but I thought since I’m coming off of a four day bender, it may be about as good a time as any to judge these poor saps who are slaves to their addictions. Suckers. So let’s check [...]

This week on Celebrity Rehab, we find out what Drew thinks about the whole food fight debacle, and we also learn that these people have very little respect for anyone or anything other than themselves (or we learn again, because it’s been obvious so far). Join the club. Technorati Tags: celebrity, funny, puppy, recap, rehab, [...]

When we left off of Celebrity Rehab, we had just learned that no one cares about Chyna, including herself, and that Vikki has at least a mild case of retardation. Hopefully tonight we will endure less of Jeff bitching about wanting to leave.

When we left off of Celebrity Rehab, we had just learned that no one cares about Chyna, including herself, and that Vikki has at least a mild case of retardation. Hopefully less Jeff bitching about wanting to leave.

It’s been a pretty miserable week here at TVGasm Chicago North offices, so let’s see what Celebrity Rehab can offer up. I doubt it’s very much. Last week the happy ending was boring. Hopefully they don’t try to pull that shit on us this week. Woah, Mar. Rehab ages you.

Last week on Celebrity Rehab, Daniel’s Bitch Hour both bored and annoyed all of us. But after he checked out, we heard about some sort of situation involving possible sexual/suggestive texts between Mary and Daniel. And it looked like things were just about to get interesting. So let’s check out what happened this week when [...]

So it’s time for the unofficial season finale of House. I of course don’t know this for sure, and I actually read recently that if the strike is resolved soon that many shows would be able to save the tail ends of their seasons. But the point is, House is reaching, and the sooner this [...]

This week I was actually really looking forward to recapping American Idol. It’s fun to try new things. Or so I hear. Of course, Mother Nature decides to be a huge bitch tonight and makes weather ridiculous, so my commute doubled, and it’s only going to be worse tomorrow. So, Mother Nature, and drivers of [...]

When I finished last week’s recap of Celebrity Rehab, I was worried that with the end of detox, these episodes would start to get pretty boring. But then I remembered that these people have only completed the physical aspect of detox, and the more they want a fix, the more irritable they will get. And [...]

When we last saw House, he’d just selected a new team and manipulated Cuddy to get his way. Now he’s back, and it must have seemed like a great idea to jam 3 episodes into 8 days for some reason. Why? Because God hates me. So join me as I feel the wrath, and we [...]

I don’t know what it is about Celebrity Rehab, but it just makes me want to drink. It may be so I can help out my celebrity counterparts who are unable to take a swig of sweet sweet alcohol, or maybe it’s just a stressful show to watch. No I don’t have a problem!!! There’s [...]

It’s been a little while since I’ve dealt with the beautiful mess that can be called Celebreality on VH1, and since House has been on a “hiatus” (new episodes Jan. 29th!!! (I’m not really THAT excited about it)) I thought it would be good to return to my roots. And oh how rewarding that was. [...]

Sorry about the late recap this week. I had started to sit down and work on it on Wednesday night, but about ten minutes into the episode, I started hearing weird, animal-like sounds coming from my roommate’s room. Rather than sit and listen to sex, I decided to keep my dinner down for the rest [...]

This week is the final week before we finally find out who will comprise House‘s new team. I cannot say that I am sad to see it’s coming to an end. When this whole thing started, who did you think would make it? Did you see them bringing in an outside doctor just to fire [...]

House was a great episode this week, if you consider great to mean disappointing. This job interview thing is just getting more and more drawn out. And it’s not even like most of the characters are likable. But you can’t even figure that out since rather than taking one character (or two or three) and [...]

It would appear that I was wrong about this week’s episode only involving House, and possibly taking a break from the whole “Job Interview” plotline that has been prevalent all season long so far. While the plotlines continue to be somewhat strange and much different from the past, I thought this week’s episode was at [...]

This was a pretty good week for House in terms of dealing with the 6 candidates for his team. However, they didn’t really deal with the 6 candidates for his team much, and it wasn’t nearly as much as in the past. This drawn out process is really starting to lose focus, and I really [...]

I’ve been having trouble coming up with a costume idea for Halloween this year. I’m a big fan of making very little effort, spending very little money and having clever costumes that don’t require too much explaining. I’ve run through a number of TV characters that I could be, and they were all just too [...]

This week on House we get to the good stuff of weeding out more doctors. After last week’s episode and all of the vague names I had to give everyone, I for one cannot wait to get rid of most of these people. However, it still leaves me wondering what is going to happen with [...]

So I’m watching TV last weekend and I see Hugh Laurie, and he’s speaking with his British accent, so I’m interested. I remember hearing that he’s actually a great comic actor, and he was on a hilarious British series a while ago. But he was also kind of playing a bad ass character in this [...]

I decided to take a little break from recapping over the summer, and now I’m back and better than ever. Well, probably not better than ever. Probably not better at all. Actually, most likely much worse. But things are different for me now, I’m living in a new city, I’ve got a new job, and [...]

Over this summer I had my 5 year high school reunion. At first I had absolutely no desire to ever go back and see any of those people, because if I wanted to see them, I would have stayed in contact with them. But, the more I thought about it, the more I thought that [...]

Well it’s time for the House season finale, and it’s time to send Foreman on his way. And it’s all happened so quickly. It seems like just yesterday he was suggesting a treatment that would result in killing a woman who just had a simple staph infection. Oh, how the time flies. But would Foreman [...]

Talk about your all-time quick turnarounds. No sooner do I finish with the Real World Denver crew than it’s time to meet a new cast. Except, no, it’s not a new cast, it’s the cast from Real World Las Vegas! Remember 2002? I don’t. But apparently a lot of things have changed since 2002. I [...]

It’s time for everyone’s favorite past-time, the Real World Reunion. There are so many great things about reunion episodes…like…uh…surprises? Actually, it’s a great opportunity to see how everyone has changed after watching the giant mistakes they made in front of all of America. Call me crazy but I would think that would change your perspective [...]

This is finally it. The day I’ve been dreaming of for so long. The finale of the Real World: Denver, Colorado. It’s been a wild trip since I started recapping episodes. Tyrie strung together profanity. Colie was very promiscuous. Jenn was very promiscuous. Stephen was boring. Brooke hated EVERYTHING. And now look where we are. [...]