Author: TVannie

Tex Ritter was known as the singing cowboy. He’s also known as the late John Ritter’s father. Tex could really sing, so could Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, so I guess it’s not so hard to see why our Stallionaires are also into singing and why at some point, we would all have to listen [...]

When I heard about this show, I thought it would be couples at a dude ranch, riding and roping to win a date with a cute cowboy. I was wrong, very wrong. If Roy and Dale saw this show they would probably be spinning in their graves. Not the horses and dog though, they are [...]

Not again! and Britney thinks she’s got it rough, damn paparazzi! Howdy! This week we have a Chance of Love Double Feature. In the first episode we have “The Hunt for Big Foot” In this show the stallionaires send the women on a hunt for Bigfoot or Yeti or Chewbacca depending on who you believe. [...]

According to an article posted by Cityfile.com, Camille Huges, one of the teens who appeared on NYC Prep, will not be attending the prestigious Nightingale-Bamford School for her senior year. Camille is the ambitious teen who wants to attend Harvard and become the head of a genetics firm. Her prep school NB is well-known among [...]

It’s week 3 at the Casa de Tramps and we have 15 women still in the running to mount the stallionaires and ride off into the sunset, or at least Sunset Boulevard where they can earn a living. This week we see Blonde Baller, you remember her the “athlete” of the bunch right??? She is [...]

We return to Casa De Tramps to see the girls following their morning routines. There are 16 women, some are exercising, some brushing their teeth with disinfectant and some are gathered around the bar drinking OJ or maybe screwdrivers. Just another average day with 16 women all vying for the attention of 2 men. Breakfast [...]

Howdy Gasmii!! Welcome to the second season of Real Chance of Love. The brothers Real (Ahmad Givens) and Chance (Kamal Givens) do everything together and that includes finding the right person to love. So naturally they want to do it on TV. Meet the Stallionaires. On the left is Real (Ahmad) on the right is [...]

Well Gasmii this is it, the last episode of NYC Prep and this episode has it all. There is backstabbing, selfishness, greed, and envy with a twist of hate. Sounds like an evil cocktail. So pop open your can of Red Bull and make yourself a last Jaeger Bomb, light up and smoke those ciggies [...]

This week our spoiled brats reveal their true colors. Sebastian throws a party, PC throws a party, Camille tours Harvard with Kelli, Jessie attends a meeting about her upcoming charity event and Taylor goes to a candy store. Aww youth!!! Remember your first jaeger bomb? No? that’s ok, most of these kids don’t remember much [...]

It’s Fashion Week in NYC!! Can you feel the excitement? I can hardly wait to see the tall stick thin girls walk around in clothes that no one will wear. There are leg warmers that look like someone skinned a Wookie. There are hats so big you can’t fit them in an elevator and heels [...]

This week PC gets a job, Jessie has an interview for an internship, Kelli does some interviews, Taylor makes it official and Sebastian gets REJECTED, again! It’s not the most exciting story, but I’m going to see it through with all of you until the bitter end. It’s just too bad that most of the [...]

Dear Gasmii, Welcome to the fourth episode of NYC Prep. The kids are dead, but amazingly, they still walk among the living without even being noticed. Ever since the whole Goth thing, kids with pale skin and dark clothes are just so-last week, no one even notices they don’t have a pulse or souls. Hey [...]

New York Magazine recently printed two articles about the kids of “NYC Prep” and their connection to Ally Zarin, daughter of Jill Zarin who is one of “The Real Housewives of NYC”. In the first article, we get details about how the cast was recruited for NYC Prep. The creators of the show faxed several [...]

The body is cold, but the story must go on. Besides, a little bad smell never hurt anyone did it? Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep or you’ll become the next cast member in this macabre tale. This week the undead Preppies enjoy the winter holidays. One goes to Palm Beach, one goes to Cancun, [...]

Won’t you please join us for lunch? What do you get when you mix “Gossip Girl”, “Twilight” and “The Real Housewives of NYC” ? NYC Prep. Join me while we get a glimpse into the super-glamorous life of ghoulish teens who spend more money than we make in a year all the while complaining about [...]

Children are scary enough on their own. With credit… THEY’RE DEADLY! NYC Prep is a new show on Bravo about four young women and two young men, all teenagers who are in high school. Five of them go to private school and one is a public school girl. This sentence is exactly what happened. The [...]

Welcome to NYC Prep where the children are not what they seem. NYC Prep is a new show on Bravo about four young women and two young men, all teenagers who are in high school. Five of them go to private school and one is a public school girl. She’ll become obvious as the show [...]

Dear Gasmii, This is our final week with our little darlings and the Little Miss Perfect pageant. It has been a wild and wacky adventure as we’ve watched Moms and their daughters dress themselves up and parade around the stage of various hotel conference rooms. I’ll miss our weekly visits, but like any good thing, [...]

Welcome my dear Gasmii to Episode 5 of the Little Miss Perfect Show. This show is so exciting. Just a few days ago, Chelsey Handler mentioned that she thinks our very own Michael Galanes has the goods to replace Ryan on American Idol!!! No kidding and we thought he was just the Queen of the [...]

Well Gasmii, here we are at Episode 4 of Little Miss Perfect and we’ve got a whole new ball game. I’ve always believed that the reason women put their children into beauty pageants is because they really want to be in the pageant themselves. This week, we can test that theory because this week it [...]

It’s a pageant, it’s entertainment and it’s a college education. At least that’s the thinking of one pageant Mom. Can pageants really provide a good size nest egg for your darling daughter’s future? Or is it more economical to put the money in a bank and watch it earn interest, or maybe just set fire [...]

Pageant mentors are as important to pageants as big red noses are to clowns. You just have to have one. And this pageant has a big one and he knows who he is. I am the big red nose on this clown of a pageant. This week we are treated to more of Michael Galanes’ [...]

Little Miss Perfect is a new reality show about children’s beauty pageants. I know, I know I hear the groans. But really Gasmii, we can’t only write about well behaved mature men like those on “Confessions of a Teen Idol” we need to explore the outer limits of the human psyche. The outer limits includes [...]

It’s difficult to say goodbye to friends you make at summer camp, even at band camp. So how will these 7 Idols say goodbye and what have they learned? Did their lives really change and just what is the big surprise for each of our Idols? Just like “The Wizard of Oz” our Idols will [...]

I Know I Am, But What Are You? Howard Fine, Acting Coach and Asshole Dear Gasmii, Welcome once again to “Confessions of a Teen Idol”. This week we’re treated to a major beat down of one Idol, a big change in another Idol and the specter of one of our Idols in a Speedo swimsuit. [...]

In the great tradition of spoiled rotten brats on television, TVGasm brings you this week’s episode “Veruca Salt”. Starring our very own Veruca Salt hopeful, Jeremy (I’m dope, not I’m a dope) Jackson. Whooo hooo. I want it NOWWWWWWW!!!! In our country we embrace and applaud such self-absorbed brats and even praise them for their [...]

This week some Idols repent for past sins, while others are reminded of the good they’ve done. Some Idols are forgiven for their past mistakes. But that’s not all we have this week. Just throw in a big green shake from Eric, a little striptease and a concert. Its a wild, wild episode. So move [...]

Welcome to week 4 of “Confessions of a Teen Idol”. This show is like an Irish funeral, some of the people are sad, everyone needs a stiff drink and sooner or later someone will pee. I’ve titled this episode “Urinetown”. This show has more pee in it than a port-a-potty at a Green Bay Packer [...]

Week 3 finds our idols relaxing in their bachelor pad. They are talking and playing pool when they get another call sheet. Adrian says “Every time we think it’s going to be good, they stab us in the heart.” Adrian gets a gold star this week for his observation about the call sheets. Congratulations Adrian, [...]

Welcome back Gasmii. We have an awesome show for you tonight. We return to the old Real World house to visit with our 7 former idols and see how they’ve been spending their time. But I’m not loving this show title so here’s an alternate. Works for me. After one week in the house, how [...]

***Please welcome another newbie to the TVgasm stable with a show that was just too good to ignore! TVannie with… Confessions of a Teen Idol is the new VH1 show that promises to reunite 7 former teen idols under one roof and help them try to regain their careers. I have to admit, I’m kind [...]