Author: Twunty McSlore

Tyra, is that you? As if she ever looked that good. RuPaul’s doesn’t look like she’s missed a beat since the last time she had a TV show ten years ago. She looks simply scrumptious. Of course, you would too if you were photographed through a tub of vaseline and your makeup artist has the [...]

First of all, I hope that everyone got their free Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast on Tuesday. I was still nursing my super sized Super Bowl hangover and didn’t want to wait in line for hours just to throw up on some poor waitress who probably wasn’t making enough in tips to even pay for her [...]

“You think this is good, wait till you see what I do with their dignity!” Holy indifference, Batman! I’m clutching my pearls in shock because no one, not a single bro, cried this week! How did this happen? Perhaps it’s like that first week at college where you’re terribly homesick and can’t wait to see [...]

by Twunty McSlore Ladies and gentleman, start your engines, RuPaul’s Drag Race is here! Next week, a fabulous new show that combines the glamour of America’s Next Top Model, the talent of American Idol, and the design acumen of Project Runway will debut on the Logo Channel. RuPaul, along with his production staff at World [...]

This week our boys have to box with a porn star and then they get to rough it in the woods for what may be the longest two days of their burgeoning reality star lives. And, yes, the title I chose for this episode is from Chris P, our future “Last Comic Standing” reject. That’s [...]

Blink and you’ll miss it. And no, I’m not talking about my post. I’m talking about the so-called talent on display by our six remaining guys. but we’ll get to that later. L.C. is here! Oh, tweezerman. If you just could have sucked it up and stuck it out, look at what your reward would [...]

“Why are these men crying? Because they want to be friends with me.” I couldn’t have said it better myself, Master Brody. You’d be crying too if your life’s goal was reduced to wanting to be somebody’s friend. Someone you don’t even know! That’s not just sad, it’s pathetic. But just so you know that [...]

***We weren’t gonna recap this show because of the bad taste left in our mouths by Paris Hilton’s new bff caca, but you requested it numerous times and then a little recap angel brought us a new baby! Please welcome the irresistible Twunty with Bromance!!