Author: WaffleBoy

Just because they’re fictional characters doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some advice

Let’s face it. These chicks need help.

Dear TvGasm, They are picking on me because of my handjob show

TVgasm’s advice to a troubled Cowell

Every Housewife has a little Kim Zolciak in them, but just how much?

So who is rich, and who is just rich in spirit?

There are going to be some pretty good movies this year. These aren’t them

Bad Choices At The Ticket Booth

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people just need a three plus hour telecast to make sure everyone can watch them do it

Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Kira Knightly, Orlando Bloom and lots of swords. What’s not to love?

Wesley Snipes, vampires, big honking swords, what’s not to like?

Oh Gasmi, you may not know it, but America is in the midst of a golden age. Granted, it’s obviously not an economic golden age, unless Adam Smith dreamed of the day we’d all be living in empty refrigerator boxes. No, the golden age I am talking about involves our most precious natural resource in [...]

Flashing back to Kick-Ass’ kick assedness

Revisiting Iron Man. Crap in a Can 2

Mocking for the Holliday

Another week of mocking dumdums

Celebrities. They’re at it again

Another week, another pack of stars to make fun of.

Mocking the dumdums of Hwood

Mocking celebs Waffle style

WaffleBoy visits his family’s DVR

This week is all about love, and getting one’s head caved in

Tara finds another amazing man.

Bad families, bad hair, bad men, awesome parties

True Blood gets…bloodier.

We get to meet the Closet King.

What to do when that body of that long haul trucker you have stashed under the floor boards begins to turn ripe

Revisiting S.W.A.T

A flashback to the film “Prejudice”

Remembering Wild Things

V’s first season comes to a close.

Revisiting the brilliant Starship Troopers.

Hey there Gasmii, well we are in the home stretch for this season of V.  With just one episode after this one the show is all about answering all our burning questions for the season, like… … … help me out here, why are we watching this show again?  Just kidding!  We’re watching this show [...]

This week on V, Anna shows off her mothering skillz.

How the world’s smartest man views possible human/alien relations

Oh Gasmii, so much happened on V this week, I hardly know where to begin. Bailey 2.0 let us know he’s not as vanilla as we might have thought (fun fact, I bleached my eyeballs after this episode). FBI Mom doesn’t understand the protocol of donuts. Team Good Guy spends half the episode looking for [...]

Oh Gasmii, secrets are bad, bad things. Well except for surprise parties, there they are good; unless you don’t tell the guests, then they go back to being bad. Well that’s in real life, because on TV they are solid gold, just like nana’s teeth, which are going to be turned into groceries if the [...]

Hey Gasmii, oh man, oh man, do we have a crap movie to talk about this time. We’ve got more then anyone has a right to ask for when it comes to crap. We’ve got a movie directed by the guy whose wikipedia page says he pretty much trashed Gina Davis’s movie career all by [...]

Oh Gasmii, things are cooking over in the V timeslot. FBI Mom decides to hide her child in a remote corner of the world that most people couldn’t even find on a map, Connecticut. Anna decides to get crazy evil. We find out the V’s have an unhealthy attachment to polyester, and Georgie saves the [...]