Author: WaffleBoy

Hi Gasmi, Waffleboy here filling in for Flipit who is taking a much deserved vacation south of the border, that hopefully is featuring plenty of beach time, good food, fun, and maybe a telenovela recap or two. Anyway, you’re stuck with me for this recap, and if you keep making that face, it’s going to [...]

Hey there Gasmii! Oh we’ve got a special movie today and not only because screenwriter Joe Ezterhas is dishing out what he cooks up best (translation, boobs, hot sex, silly plot twists, and more boobs). Yes, today’s movie takes us back to a simpler time, 1993, and allows us to see the world through the [...]

Hi Gasmi, you know I think it’s time to pay tribute to the unsung heroes of crap cinema, the screenwriters. Now there have been some screenwriters out there who’ve ginned out some pretty tasty crap over the years, but there is one man who stands above all others in getting bad ideas up on the [...]

Hi Gasmi, well time to look at yet another assault by Hollywood on our cognitive ability, and this time we mix it up a bit. As tempting as it would be to delve even deeper into Schwarzenegger film catalog, we’re going to zig when they zag, and not spend time with things that go boom, [...]

Hey guys, don’t know if you saw it, but Kevin Smith, the noted director of Clerks, and not so noted director of Jersey Girl, got kicked of a Southwest flight Sunday for being a little too big boned. You can read the actual article about this event here [INSERT LINK HERE] Don’t know about anyone [...]

Oh Gasmi, are you sitting down? Of course you are, you reading this on a computer, besides with this country’s obesity rate, you probably get winded if you have to support all that weight for more then five minutes at a time. Hey, don’t feel bad, if we ever meet at the grocery store we [...]

Hey Gasmi, it’s February, and you know what that means. The weather stinks, and you’re broke from trying to buy your loved ones’ affections over the holidays, all of which means it’s time to start spending some serious time with the glass teat. Now we all have our favorite poisons when it comes to rotting [...]

Well Gasmi, this is it, the season finale of Dollhouse, and you will be amazed at just how much they have crammed into this one hour. Thrills, spills, characters not seen since last season, some amazingly brilliant acting, and some amazingly bad acting. Topher goes crazy. Victor dresses like he’s crazy. Oh and just so [...]

Hey Gasmi, well were in the homestretch on Dollhouse. Mainly thanks to the suits at Fox canceling this show [insert obligatory burn in hell remark here]. Anyway, this episode has it all: the return of our favorite characters, some of whom are in other characters bodies, love trumping logic, kung fu fighting galore, Boyd being [...]

Hey Gasmi, Tuesday has come and gone, and you know what that means? Well, yes, that if I don’t do that load of laundry tonight that I was supposed to do over the weekend, I’ll end up wearing my high school graduation gown to work tomorrow (Go Falcons!), but more than that it means a [...]

Oh Gasmi, we got all we could ask for on this week’s Dollhouse, 345 trips back to that most magical year, 2007, some of the sweetest geek on geek love ever recorded on television, and twists, twists, twists. So quit fooling around and make the jump so we can get to the good stuff.

Hi Gasmi, the other night they passed out The People’s Choice Awards, which allowed celbrities who had nothing to do on Wednesday to get a big hunk of glass and their picture taken, and as an added bonus was able to destroy my faith in my fellow man by giving a phallic shaped award to [...]

Hey guys, what with it being the new year, and a new decade, I’ve been reading a bunch of those best of the decade thingees, and after reading The Onion AV Club’s 50 best movies, sorry, films, of the decade, I’ve decided it would to be fun to see how my opinions match up against [...]

Okay Gasmi, we’ve made it through the holiday season, and you’ve probably been bombarded with spiritual messages, what with little spindly Christmas trees teaching the meaning of Christmas to cartoon characters, birth defects allowing small children to be bombarded with toys, and angels getting their wings, but you know what? Screw that noise. We need [...]

Hi Gasmi, well another episode of Dollhouse, which means all sorts of lessons. Such as love can conquer all, the best defense is the ability to telepathically nag people, and upper class British women are surprisingly surly drunks. So make the jump and get to the good stuff. What? You got a problem with my [...]

Hey Gasmi, is everybody ready to spend a lot of time examining the most sublime human emotion? What? No, it’s not rage against Al Roker. That’s the most justifiable emotion. No, I’m talking about love, the one four letter word standards and practices doesn’t have a problem with. Oh and Alpha is back and has [...]

Hey Gasmi, well it’s time to see what our pals in America’s favorite brainwashing facility have gotten up to this week. Oh and Echo almost helps an illegal immigrant get a lethal injection. So quit dawdling and make the jump and see what happens in this episode of Dollhouse. Cuando llego a casa estoy pateando [...]

Hi Gasmi, well it’s time to dig in to our second helping of Dollhouse this week, and this one’s a beauty. It’s built on a premise that has made this country what it is today. If one is good, two must be better. Yep, we get a double helping of our favorite wise cracking brain [...]

Hey Gasmi, what you been doing with yourself for the past month? Have you been enjoying those Bones and House reruns Fox trotted out for sweeps? No? Well don’t worry because Dollhouse is back, so make the jump and see what’s the newest trend in acceptable work behavior. Because everyone should be able to blow [...]

Hi guys, welcome to our last bit of V goodness until 2010. A lot of stuff happens tonight, but the main thing you can take away from this episode is that vaccinations are bad, and there are a horde of evil aliens just waiting to swoop in and enslave us. Awww, it looks like Jenny [...]

Start spreading the news, scaly skinned lizards are hitting the streets of Manhattan. What? No this isn’t a recap for Real Housewives of New York, we’re talking about V so make the jump and see what shenanigans space lizards can get into. Good lizards Bad lizards

This week on V, The Resistance breaks up and reforms only two less times then Areosmith did, a kid who looks like he wandered off a Tiger Beat cover throws somebody a beat down, and the US government wrestles with whether or not they should recognize the giant spaceships hovering over LA and New York.

Hi Gasmi, pop quiz. What do you think is the first thing you need for quality TV show? What’s that? How about a new and original idea that people have never seen before? WRONG! Bad Gasmi, bad! No development deal for you. No, I’m sorry but the correct answer is something that’s been done before. [...]

Hey, what ya doin’? Well whatever it is just don’t paint, because working with watercolors will F you up for sure. At least that’s the message I took away from the lastest episode of Dollhouse. So, make the jump and see just what the hell I’m talking about now. It’s a little known fact but [...]

Hey Gasmi, this week on Dollhouse we find out all evil in the world comes from bad haircuts. See what I’m talking about after the jump. Hey look, Hitler got an LL Bean catalog

Hey gasmi, another week in the Dollhouse where we find out the brain is like an 80′s heavy metal band, and all you really need to know you can learn watching the Lifetime Network This is your brain. Trust me, you don’t even want to think about what it looks like on drugs

Okay, who’s up for a new season of Dollhouse? Come on, we’re going to catch up with all our friends from last season, and watch Eliza Dushku bring down an international arms dealer using only three facial expressions. So make the jump and let’s get to the good stuff.

Life is funny sometimes. When I want to engage in self-abuse, I lock all the doors and make sure the drapes are closed. When TV wants to give itself a massive three hour handjob, they book a block of prime time on CBS. Oh, and they have musical numbers. Well so do I, but I [...]

Hey Gasmi, well this is it, the season finale of True Blood. We’re coming down to the wire and we could spend a lot of time going over whether Maryann can be stopped from doing, well what ever the hell she’s doing, whether Jason and Andy are America’s new cutest couple, whether Jess and Hoyt [...]

Well we are coming down to the wire on this season of True Blood and the last episode did not disappoint in moving the story forward. So make the jump and let’s talk about the things that need to be talked about. Like vampire pool parties, is eating an egg you laid yourself while you [...]

They say you can never go home again. We’ll if there is a restraining order in place or your sense of direction sucks monkey balls this might be true, but it’s not on True Blood so Sookie, Bill, and Jason are coming home, Yay! Look I could tell you about the poopeyes running wild, the [...]

Wow, what a week on True Blood. The episode starts with a bomb going off. Jess thinks about eating Hoyt’s mom. Eric cries like a little girl, Godric bursts into CGI flames, and Lafayette opens up the whoop ass can. So make the jump and let’s get to the good stuff. The new face of [...]

Hi Gasmi, well another week, another great episode of True Blood, but I can’t help noticing something has been missing from this show, the very special episodes. Sure we get to see people get cable neeked and vampires chomping on people, but where is the very special episode where the kids learn a valuable lesson [...]

Hi America, good to see you. How have you been? Great, great, okay, can we sit down? Oh man this isn’t going to be easy. Look, I think you might have a problem America, so just make the jump, because we need to talk.

When people cry it means they care, or they are chopping onions, or got kicked in the nuts, but usually it means they care. It works the same way for vampires only they cry blood and this week on True Blood there was so much vampire caring going on that it was like being around [...]

Whoa Nelly, is there a better show on TV right now then True Blood? Errrr, I mean is there a better show about vampires, crappy mind reading skills, and what to do when a vampire girlfriend you haven’t seen in 70 years sneaks in your hotel room and pins you to the bed and makes [...]

Hey Gasmi, well Sunday has come and gone, so it’s time to talk about the bestest show about vampires, mind reading in the hospitality industry, climbing chain link fences for God, and at work romances for shapeshifters in the 9:00 Sunday time slot . Oh and not only that, but this week’s episode shattered the [...]

Hey Gasmi, I don’t know about you guys, but not getting an episode of True Blood last week was the one bummer in my weekend. The good news is we got a great one this week. We found out all sorts of interesting stuff, like God has big plans for Jason that involve paintball, and [...]

Hey Gasmii, welcome back to another week at Trashback. We have a lovely little movie for you…You know what? I can’t stand little things. Little dogs poop everywhere, as do little kids now that I think about it. Little bosses seem hell bent on punishing their normal sized employees for their own inability to reach [...]