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All-Star Celebrity Apprentice Recap: The Safety Dance

Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell [...]


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Once Upon a Time Recap: Insert Raspberry Sound Here

Really?????????????? That’s it?


So You Think You Can Dance

So You Think You Can Dance Recap: The Orpheum Sessions

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]


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All-Star Celebrity Apprentice Recap: There Can Be Only Two

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some [...]


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Operating One Notch Above Death

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine [...]


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Giants on Strike

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City [...]


Survivor

Survivor Recap: Now With 98% Less Phillip

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…


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Mob Wives Reunion Recap: Goodnight Bitches!

Dr. Douche to the rescue!


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: If I Only Had A Brain (Surgery)

Greetings, Gasmii.  The world is a sad, crazy, dangerous place.  I’m glad we have some reality tv to take our [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Tabatha Takes Over: Please do!

I would like to just say I’m sorry for the lateness of this recap!  But I had some major family [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Love Stinks

Carla gets set up and Love gets sent packing.


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Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa [...]


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The Celebrity Apprentice: In A Search

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. :-D This episode was only [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Down With Love!

We all say “no thanks” to Love.


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Face Off Finale Recap…and the Winner Is…

This shit was set up from the get-go


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The Celebrity Apprentice: Peckers on Parade

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: A Wing and Prayer

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: A Dangerous Game+

Red Coat is a zombie…or Jesus.


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Bad Girls Club Recap: Don’t Cry for me Valentina

Back in the land of skanks and hos!


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Face Off Recap: Mummy Mayhem

Shitty Evil Dead Reboot.


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Mob Wives Recap: Desert Storm

Karen’s stupidity is the most entertaining thing about this entire episode.


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: The Days of our Guiding Crystal Light

Greetings, Gasmii!  Thank you for all of your comments.  You’ve all given me a lot to think about, and I [...]


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: I’m Your Puppet

What the hell just happened?


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Mob Wives Recap: Dog Daze

These bitches are making me tired.


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Celebrity Apprentice: Sack Up, Tickle Monsters …

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing [...]


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Will the Circle be Unbroken?

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.


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Face Off Recap: Its Better In The Dark

Who poisoned Meagan?


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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: A-holes and D-Bags and Meatballs, Oh My!

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef Finale: Dinged By A Wing

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Spoiler: Mike’s Dead


Home

Face Off Recap: Howl at the Moon

Ding Dong, Squeaks is GONE!


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…


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Mob Wives Recap: Bowled Over

Renee is a sober asshole and Carla is still odd woman out.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Hot Water

No one cares that Fitz is back.


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Face Off Recap: Bugging Out

Technical Wins are still a loss.


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Mob Wives Recap: The Aftermath

The wives react to Sandy and the other storms in their lives.


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Baby Mama Bullsh*t

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: What Becomes of the Broken Hearted

Seriously Spence, it’s just one breakup.


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Face Off Recap: Two Heads Are Better Than One

Shut up Meagan.


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Mob Wives Recap: The Gathering Storm

Renee starts drama in rehab and Drita plays nice with CousinSuckUp.