Break out the Kleenex, it’s Vegas week!

The end of the audition road

Minicap of MasterChef

The auditions are over, and it’s time to find out what’s in the first box!

Double Dose of Auditions from your Dopey Recapper

MasterChef Auditions….Humilations Galore…

Greetings, Gasmii!  We’ve made it to the finale/reunion show unscathed (barely).  The payoff has been worth the wait … please tell [...]

Really?????????????? That’s it?

Welcome to SEASON 10 of this wonderful, wonderful way to spend 60 minutes or so!  I’m standing in for PottyMouth, your [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  I hope all of you who did this one or more times (or adopted or welcomed children some [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Last week on this show, the last stupid person was kicked off. Looks like the kid is fine [...]

Hola, Gasmii.  Sorry I didn’t ‘cap last week.  I was too busy moving to a suburb of this mega-city: Big City [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

Dr. Douche to the rescue!

Greetings, Gasmii.  The world is a sad, crazy, dangerous place.  I’m glad we have some reality tv to take our [...]

I would like to just say I’m sorry for the lateness of this recap!  But I had some major family [...]

Carla gets set up and Love gets sent packing.

Yay for one-hour episodes — all of the flavor, none of filler.  Is it weird that we didn’t see Lisa [...]

Hola, Gasmii!  Thanks so much for all of your comments every week!  I love reading them. This episode was only [...]

We all say “no thanks” to Love.

This shit was set up from the get-go

Last time, on The Celebrity Apprentice, LaToya Jackson made one of the two dumbest decisions of her life when she [...]

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Red Coat is a zombie…or Jesus.

Back in the land of skanks and hos!

Shitty Evil Dead Reboot.

Karen’s stupidity is the most entertaining thing about this entire episode.

Greetings, Gasmii!  Thank you for all of your comments.  You’ve all given me a lot to think about, and I [...]

What the hell just happened?

These bitches are making me tired.

Hi, all!  Welcome back to reality show purgatory.  Since Episode 1, I have found out why Latoya Jackson is doing [...]

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.

Who poisoned Meagan?

Welcome to Season 13 of The Apprentice!  This is the “All Star” season of Celebrity Apprentice, and the only redeeming [...]

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

Spoiler: Mike’s Dead

Ding Dong, Squeaks is GONE!

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Renee is a sober asshole and Carla is still odd woman out.

No one cares that Fitz is back.