Toddlers & Tiaras “Glitzy Divas” episode is another Crown Beauties National Pageant, with a lot of delusional moms, bored daughters [...]
Face Off season 2 begins! Remember? That makeup artist show? Sigh.
Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!
Thank you, President Obama, for shortening The Biggest Loser this week! It was awesome to have all the crying and [...]
A big ugly dude from Hank’s past is out for revenge!
I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.
This week’s episode includes 2 bonus angst montages.
Everybody knows slavery produces the best abs.
Good afternoon, everyone. Just wanted to thank y’all for giving me such a warm welcome to the ‘Gasm. I’ve been [...]
Find out what happened to last week’s unfinished tattoo!
I do not want your slut muffins, Bree Van de Kamp!
The final Quick n’ Dirty of the season!
When Snow’s lost she can look and she will find James…..
A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!
I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think [...]
It’s Deliverance meets Law and Order SVU!
We don’t call him Randelicious for nothing, babe. He’s hot, and he knows that all Chelsea’s moping will not unfuck this situation.
Ah, a face only a mother could love. Welcome to Alcatraz episode 3, Gasmii! As I mentioned in the minicap, this [...]
Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m [...]
American Idol finally made it to that hidden gem of America, Pittsburgh. We get a close up of someone who [...]
The Bachelor on tour brings Ben and his ladies to Park City, Utah where Ben will take the girls on [...]
The season ends with a hanger
In which Pauly has a happy birthday, and Mike does not.
****Please welcome SnoopK8 as your new Dance Moms recapper! She was just assigned, so the future episodes will be posted [...]
The Kat Von D Hater Support Group judges a tattoo reality tv competition show.
Audrey Jr. will class the joint up! God I love this show! This episode of Toddlers & Tiaras takes us to [...]
Where were you when it all started? Apparently, everyone was 6 years old, sitting on the floor in front of the [...]
“I can smell fear. And sashimi. Our lunch is almost ready.”
I bet Sam Neill’s glad to be on a show that isn’t Happy Town. And I bet YOU’RE glad that I [...]