After a long time of forever’s Glee is finally back! I wish winter breaks were that long when I was [...]

Everyone wants to be the pretty girl at the ball. Well, the time has finally come, Gasmii. We’ve waded through a [...]

The Pig is in da house!

Oh, No. Here go hell come.

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Hansel & Gretel get the Once Upon a Time treatment. Yummy!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Bree, you ignorant slut!

Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!

Some mothers eat their young.

Who and wear!

Week 3 of The Bachelor opens with the girls arriving in San Francisco, where Ben currently lives.  He sits down [...]

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

The newest installment of the Housewives, gasm style.

Gordon whips an Atlanta BBQ joint into shape.

Leeches need their camera time.

This is how they do it, Carter!

All the fighters in one place!

New Season, Same Jabby.

The “Gasmii Told You So” Episode

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.

Precious Moments

There’s a new sheriff in town. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Hijinks ensue when a vampire and a werewolf move in with a ghost.

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Young love. It’s so un-refreshing when it’s unhealthy, and one of the lovers is totally resigned to the abusive nature of it so she holds on, not loosely as 38 Special tells us to, but with a death grip that rivals the way I’d hold on to the last donut hole in a group hunger situation.

This week’s episode of The Bachelor starts out with Ben bringing all of the women to Sonoma and showing them [...]

Catty newbies take on the Catwalk

A quick recap of RHOBH for the reading impaired.

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Gary Busey swaps wives with Ted Haggard. What’s not to like, here?

Spending time together, separately.

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

The noobs take on The Shore

Big Ang(elo) realizes that the real tragedy of this entire situation is that no one got to try the cake. Which totally makes her a bitch after my own heart.

Kyle stirs eggs in Hawaii.

Mike has his shirt off. A lot. That’s really all that matters.

The battle for the next recapper slot begins!

When a high school girl turns up dead, H50 finds themself in an investigation that will “steel” the show!

Kourtney coupons, Kim and Kris question sexuality, and Scott defiles a piano.