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Face Off Recap: Eye Candy

Don’t watch if you are a dentist.


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…


Pretty Little Liars

Pretty Little Liars Recap: Dead to Me

These girls need to learn to handle break ups better.


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Face Off Recap: When Hell Freezes Over

Frozen hellsicles.


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Gag Me With A Cruise

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno

WTF just happened?


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Mob Wives Recap: Rehab Rehash

Someone finally tells Renee to just be quiet.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Misery Loves Company

Sleeping with the Enemy


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: I Will Love KFC Forever

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!


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Face Off Recap: Heroic Proportions

Last week we met the contestants and Anthony brown nosed his way to victory in the foundation and elimination challenges [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: Thongs and Fire

Renee burns some stuff and goes to rehab.


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: Mona-Mania!

Why does Lucas have a bunk bed?


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Face Off Recap: Make It Reign

Back so soon?


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American Idol Season 12 Episode 2: Ch-ch-ch-chicago

We’re in Chicago, Gasmii, for Episode 2 of Season 12.  Do you think Lady Butterfly is going to push Black [...]


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Mob Wives Recap: The Trouble with Boys

Renee’s drama is no longer entertaining. It’s just draining.


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: The Blowsie Show (Restaurant Snores)

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!


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Pretty Little Liars Recap: She’s Better Now

A is back bitches!


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!


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Mob Wives Recap: Brunching and Brawling Mob Wives Style

Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, [...]


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Stop Being A Bitch, Bitch!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Boysterous Bitch On Wheels

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!


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The Year Without That Lazy Bastard Santa

Santa is a fat lazy bastard.


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K-9 Gets the Bad Guys, Girl and Her Goodies

Animals, celebutards, thieves and obnoxious kids can ruin the holidays.


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Christmas Commercials 2010: A Trip Through Jingle Hell

2010′s best and worst holiday commercials.


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The Little Drummer Boy: An Unholy Racket

J-Mo solidifies his extra-wide seat in Hell by taking apart a Holiday Classic…


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!


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Silver Bells: Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg

A retread of Hypnotoad’s first gasm recap.


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It’s a Wonderful Life – PSYCH!

Revisiting one of our fave Christmas recaps, DearCrabby style.


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Season Of The A-Holes

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?


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Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (To Watch Every Breath You Take)

More Christmas recap rehash fun!


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Commentgasm: Best in Comments: June 2012

***ApplePie leads us into the month of your June funnies. Enjoy! Ahhhhh … remember June?  When it was warm?  And you [...]


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Ink Master Season Two Finale Recap

Worst Ink Master Finale Ever.


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Susan Boyle: I Dreamed a Dream (of Choking a Talented Iranian Child to Death)

A rerun of the Susan Boyle Christmas Biography. You’re welcome.


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Rudie, The Reindeer Who Goes Down… In History

An O. Snapp blast from Christmas past!


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A Charlie Brown Christmas: Xenu the Musical

Charlie Brown is a LOOOOOZA!


Sin City Rules

Sin City Rules Recap: What Happens In Vegas…

Can we just keep them in Vegas?


Top Chef

Top Chef Recap: Olive Garden Kicks Ass

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!


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Ink Master Recap: Better Than Words?

You made grandma fat.


Top Chef

Minicap: Top Chef Seattle

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco


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Ink Master Recap: Blowing Chunks

No Tattoos, No Respect