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Big Brother: Let’s Hope It Sticks This Time

By Schoonie | Friday, August 19, 2011 | 1:15 pm | 13 Comments

Josie for the win!

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Pretty Little Liars: Unhappy Ending

By Hypnotoad | Friday, August 19, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 17 Comments

Wow, a non-erotic massage. This should be scintillating to watch.

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Expedition Impossible: Not-So-Smooth Sailing

By Tmurda | Friday, August 19, 2011 | 10:00 am | 3 Comments

Verbal, as well as symbolic bitch-slapping.

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MasterChef: I’m Thankful For…

By Dangerously | Friday, August 19, 2011 | 8:00 am | 4 Comments

Four becomes Three.

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Project Runway: Feeding the Monster

By Flipit | Friday, August 19, 2011 | 12:00 am | 39 Comments

Getting to know Nina’s body. YIKES

The A List

The A-List: Hurricane Derek

By Alejandra | Thursday, August 18, 2011 | 4:05 pm | 4 Comments

Blowing spray tan, glitter and hypocrisy all over everyone.

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Bad Girls Club: Twits Galore

By Cherie | Thursday, August 18, 2011 | 9:00 am | 12 Comments

These bitches would scare Katrina.

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Big Brother: Zombie Cornholes

By Flipit | Thursday, August 18, 2011 | 12:01 am | 18 Comments

Dicklet redeems herself and Shelley looks more and more like a pork rind.

So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Filler, Filler, Filler. Winner.

By PottyMouth | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 | 2:00 pm | 14 Comments

There’s a whole lot to chew through before we find out season eight’s winner.

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Breaking Bad: Dad, Am I Good At Meth?

By Saint Clare of Assisi | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 5 Comments

Just tweak Walt and Jesse’s father issues and they’ll do whatever you want.

True Blood

True Blood: Spell Hath No Fury

By SlifeGoesOn | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 | 10:00 am | 8 Comments

The battle lines between the vamps and witches are drawn!!

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Millionaire Matchmaker: We’re Baaaaaaaack!

By SexyPanda | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 | 6:00 am | 16 Comments

Back to bangin’ in LA!

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Celebrity Rehab: Drew is Concerned

By TheNooch | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 4:00 pm | 2 Comments

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey: On Display

By ChickBomb | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 2:00 pm | 42 Comments

I feel so on display. On display. On display.

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Dance Moms: On Broadway

By PottyMouth | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 26 Comments

A MAJOR BROADWAY CASTING AGENT comes to visit Jabby’s girls. Let the games begin.

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Food Network Star: Oh, Finale!

By SexyPanda | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 10:00 am | 8 Comments

It’s finally over!

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Food Truck Race–Mother Truckin’

By Bluzgirl | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 8:00 am | 8 Comments

Eight trucks head to Vegas, but only seven make it out…

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The Glee Project: Interview With Damian, Lindsay, And Samuel

By Nads | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 | 4:03 am | 2 Comments

Interview

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Big Brother: Shyster Shellster

By LoLo | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 8:21 pm | 10 Comments

HOH and Boofles is Back!

So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Last Chance, Last Dance

By PottyMouth | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 5:59 pm | 20 Comments

Our finalists have one last chance to win America over. Well, five chances. You know what I mean.

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Rumor: No More Housewives For Jill Zarin

By Nads | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 1:46 pm | 21 Comments

She may get the boot!

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Bravo Doing A Live Housewives Tour

By Nads | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 10:38 am | 6 Comments

Going on tour!

Whale Wars

Whale Wars: Last Dance with Douchiness

By Saint Clare of Assisi | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 8:00 am | 9 Comments

The final showdown, without anything actually resembling a showdown

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: This One’s For You and Only You, Eden

By DearCrabby | Monday, August 15, 2011 | 12:01 am | 132 Comments

Rumble in the Jungle

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MasterChef: Oh, Deer!

By Dangerously | Sunday, August 14, 2011 | 7:00 pm | 4 Comments

The top 5 compete, and fail to replicate Gordon Ramsay’s dish

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Basketball Wives: The Splash Seen Round the Twitterverse

By PlathAddict | Sunday, August 14, 2011 | 4:06 pm | 14 Comments

MessyMeeka is invisible and TinyDancerRoyce says goodbye.

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Jersey Shore: The Muppets Take Italy

By L Boogie | Saturday, August 13, 2011 | 3:31 pm | 12 Comments

The Vatican is in Florence. Right?

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Hell’s Kitchen: Pain in the Neck

By BlueCanary | Saturday, August 13, 2011 | 1:00 pm | 6 Comments

Leadership is serious business.

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Bachelor Pad 2: Protecting a Terrified Heart

By Honey Gangsta | Saturday, August 13, 2011 | 10:00 am | 16 Comments

Losers look for love and money.

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Famous Food: When Hookers Rule The World

By TheNooch | Saturday, August 13, 2011 | 12:00 am | 1 Comments

What is this? Another hurdle?

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Pretty Little Liars: Sweet Dreams (Are Made of THIS?!)

By Hypnotoad | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 7:14 pm | 30 Comments

It’s Jason vs. Ezra in a battle of the blands.

The Glee Project

Glee Project: Acting 101- Don’t Be a Fake Bitch

By L-Money | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 5:00 pm | 13 Comments

“Be real.” More challenging for some than others.

The Challenge

Challenge: Can Open, Worms Everywhere

By VirginiaApple | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 3:00 pm | 57 Comments

The shiteth hath hiteth the fan… eth.

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Hell’s Kitchen: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

By Medusa | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 1:00 pm | 7 Comments

“Beer Sommelier” is a real thing?

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Is Big Brother Rigged?

By Flipit | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 11:00 am | 14 Comments

Rigged? Or is America addicted to ugly couples in love?

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Project Runway: Stilted

By Flipit | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 11:00 am | 14 Comments

A dogless dog of a challenge.

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MasterChef: Kitchen Nightmares

By Dangerously | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 9:00 am | 13 Comments

The group tanks Patina, and fillets a salmon.

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Podgasm #1.22: Would You Rather?

By Flipit | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 6:00 am | 2 Comments

Talkin’ trash

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Big Brother: RIGGED!!

By Flipit | Friday, August 12, 2011 | 1:36 am | 22 Comments

Rigged!! But it’s fun watching Volvo trying to figure out how a ball works.

The A List

The A-List: When in Doubt…

By Alejandra | Thursday, August 11, 2011 | 3:10 pm | 10 Comments

…channel the Bloch.