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The A List

The A-List: When in Doubt…

…channel the Bloch.


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Big Brother: Rachel’s Sweet 16

Rachel throws a million tantrums.


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Platinum Hit: more like Platinum S;%@

A winner is crowned.


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Twisted Sister

Ashley’s family interrogates her suitors until Ashley cries. Then she ignores her family’s dire warnings.


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Celebrity Rehab: Lohan and His Exploding Heart!

More rehabbing


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Breaking Bad: AMC’s Fight Night

As The Lie continues expanding, Walt and Skyler make time for some marital boxin’


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Food Truck Race: Preview: Intro to the teams!

Meet the teams!


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KUWTK: Scott Gets His Groove Back

Scotty is throwing drinks back like Kim’s legs at the NBA draft


The Real L Word

Real L Word: “The Choaches Fall Into Place”

For the finale, I use the word “choach” way too much. Even for me.


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Bad Girls Club:Call Me Karma

Karma’s A Fun Bitch


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: And Your Four Finalists Are…..

I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!


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Expedition Impossible: “Where’s Waldo” Style

Crippled people rule!!!


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Dance Moms: You Get a Solo! And You and You And You!

Jabby channels Oprah as she hands out solos to everyone!


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RHONJ: You Give Housewives A Bad Name

New Years comes to New Jersey


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Food Network Star: Iron Chef Last Gasp

It’s a sad Kitchen Stadium


True Blood

True Blood: Oh, Oh, Oh, It’s Tragic!

It’s magic, murder, and mayhem as Marni / Antonia wages war


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Six Pack

Six dancers, four spots in the finale. Dun, dun, dun!!


Whale Wars

Whale Wars: Almost Dangerous

Despite their best efforts, Sea Shepherd doesn’t manage to lose the mothership.


Watercooler

Interview: The Glee Project Eliminated Contestant (Spoiler Alert)

Interview


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: The Men Say Nothin’

The men of The Bachelorette get a chance to explain themselves.


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Big Brother: Spit, Swallow, Wallow

The nomination ceremony and other grossness


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MasterChef: Childhood Nightmares

The last mystery box challenge?!?


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Oh, Karma, Where Art Thou?

Glamorous Beauties pageant in Center, Texas


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BB13: Live Feed Updates

Live feed updates


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Jersey Shore: Vinny, The Bearded Slut Whisperer

They’re baaaack! And bronzed.


Watercooler

Happy 100th Birthday, Lucy!

I love Lucy!


The Challenge

Challenge: The Cheese Hangs Alone

Almost the entire Challenge-verse turns against Cara Maria and Laurel.


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MasterChef: F&%kin’ Kids…

The Minichefs host a block party for kids!


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Pretty Little Liars: Not-So-Nice-y Hot

We have cupcake, people!


The A List

The A-List: Fluffers and Restraining Orders

Who are these people and why are we following them with cameras???


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Famous Food: Face Needle Orgasm!!

Logo designs! Hint: it’s terrible


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Hell’s Kitchen: Communication Breakdown

A high school reunion? What could go wrong?


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Project Runway: Give a Man Enough Rope

Leashes, dogs, and men who cry like bitches


The Glee Project

The Glee Project: I (Don’t) Wanna Sex You Up

The kiddies explore their naughty sides


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Bad Girls Club:New Orleans

I’m not sure even voodoo is a match for BGC.


Watercooler

Podgasm #1.21: Housewives and Other Horrible People

Erin Gibson, Bryan Safi, bBitz and Flipit chat it up


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Big Brother: Boobs Reduction

Lots of Boobs crying, and a visit from a nasty deadbeat dad.


Teen Mom

Teen Mom: Trials and Tribulations

Derek’s mom can suck it.


The A List

The A List New York: TEAM AUSTIN

Playing catch up with A List


Watercooler

No Sex And The City Prequel…AMEN!

Not according to Michael Patrick King!