Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Happy Finale Season, Gasmii!  I hope you all get what you want in terms of character arcs and plot resolutions [...]

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Worst Decision Ever Judges.

Hola, Gasmii!  I sincerely hope your Thanksgiving/Black Friday/two more days of leftovers were fantastic!  My weekend looked like this: Jealous?  Maybe [...]

Everyone is out to get Sarah.

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

HAPPY TURKEY HOMICIDE DAY! MMMMMMMMMM…..  Kill the white one. I apologize for the all-caps.  I am not yelling at you, Gasmii, [...]

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

May the Crybaby be With You

Greetings, Gasmii!  Are you ready for Thanksgiving?  More importantly, are you ready for the “early Black Friday” store openings at [...]

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Pin-up tattoos are overrated.

Happy Election Week, Gasmii!  I hope all your dreams came true, and if they didn’t, well, the 22nd Amendment ensures [...]

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Sarah’s face and Halloween, what a great combo.

And the winner is….

Happy Halloween!  Dia de Los Muertos!  All Souls Day!  … whatever you’re celebrating this week! Any holiday’s a good day [...]

Your vote decides the winner.

Final Four, who makes it to the finale?

All aboard the crazy train….

Anyeonghaseyo, Gasmii!  Hope you all are having a good week.  Let’s jump right in: No pensive letter-writing voiceover as the opener [...]

Karma takes a bite out of Busta Rhymes.

Insert cheesy Terminator line.

Covering up or Reworking?

Oliver is back!

Suessian Sleepers

Hello, Gasmii!  Hope you’re all having a great week!   Let’s get our motors running: Jax is writing another letter to Abel [...]

Welcome to the family.

Yo Gabba Gabba auditions this week.

Hola, Gasmii!  Time to catch up with our favorite badasses (and the men they love who ride bikes).  Thanks goes [...]

Amy > Maggie

Partying with Miss Georgia

Put the kid out of his misery…

Let me preface this recap by saying this is the kind of episode that makes you want to recover by [...]

Is this the END of EOC?

Children are gross.