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Big Brother: BANANAS!

A (kinda) new crop of dumbasses to keep us giggling all summer long.


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Podgasm #1.19: Big Brother Edition

Our first BB podgasm of the season!


The Real L Word

The Real L Word: It’s About To Get Juicy

This week I don’t even have to make fun of the title of the ep. It does it for me!


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Pretty Little Liars: Damnby!

This episode blew my mind. But who blew Ian’s?


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TVgasm’s Big Brother Summer

One stop BB needs.


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NBC Fall Premiere Dates

The NBC fall schedule


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Food Network Star: Grand Ol’ Guy Feeyeti

Next All American Douchebag


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Dragging Down Your Partner

Remember when people from different partnerships went home?


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Big Brother: The Old, the New, and the Redreads

Schoonie, LoLo and Flipit take a look at the new Houseguests


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Sweet Sixteen?

Nigel does his best to make America barf.


The Voice

The Voice: It’s Over!

Peek-a-boo! I see a winner!


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Casey Anthony: Not Guilty

Not guilty


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Midwest Mommy Mayhem

Indiana!


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Celebrity Rehab: Super-Drew Returns!

Dr. Super-Drew is here to save the day!


True Blood

True Blood: The Birds & The Bee-hinds

7 naked bodies, 2 hawks, and a dead parakeet take center stage.


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Expedition Impossible:Blind Leading the Even Blinder

Which teams’ determination will downspiral into a psychotic break less than halfway into the challenge?


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Basketball Wives: MessyMeeka Is Screwed

The Reunion of Ike and Tina


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BB13:They’re In!

Big Brother 13 has officially begun! CBS let the first 8 houseguests into the new Big Brother house last night. [...]


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16 & Pregnant: The Circle of Life!

It’s blurry, but you can still see the dead eyes.


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MasterChef: SausageFest!!!

Team Challenge #2, and Hooch is CRAZY!


The Voice

The Voice: The Finals – Just Cut to the Chase!

Does this show ever end?


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RHONYC: Alex! You’re turning violet, Alex!

Rammy plans a party while Simon plans his own self-destruction.


The Bachelorette

The Bachelorette: Dot, Dot, Dot. Period.

Bentley’s back and more evil than ever! Plus, self-love and self-elimination.


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Platinum Hit: Cliche me to life

It’s love song week, and a great week to be drunk


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Love in the Wild: Welcome to the Jungle, Skanks

It’s gonna bring you . . . DOWN!


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Pretty Little Liars: Anita Plot Twist, Please

Touching moments, ruined by my fart jokes.


The Challenge

The Challenge: Demolition Derby

Crash and burn


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Podgasm #1.18: The Extra Super Duper Long One

J-Mo, Nads, Flipit, B-Side, and Matt talk your ears off.


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RHONYC: It’s MY Party

…and I’ll Crazy-Eyes if I Want To!


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Friday Night Lights: Offer-tunities (or lack thereof)

One gets a swimming pool, while the other gets the shaft.


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MasterChef: Rule 34. No exceptions.

It’s the second round of the mystery box challenge!


The Glee Project

The Glee Project: 22 is the New 97

One contestant channels Mean Girls, another channels Betty White.


True Blood

True Blood: Year Today, Gone Tomorrow

True Blood returns for season 4 with witches, and faeries, and vampires – OH MY!


The Real L Word

The Real L Word: The Other “L” Word… “Lobotomy.”

She seems like a genuinely nice person. A nice person with hair that smells like dead poop. Come to think of it, her hair kinda looks like dead poop too.


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Bridezillas: Back to the Pride Land

A safari!


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Expedition Impossible: Check. Meet Reality

A new show to love!


TV Patrol

TV Patrol: Big Brother 13 House Revealed!

A tour of the new BB house!


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Celebrity Rehab: The Adventures of Super-Drew!

Rehab is back!


So You Think You Can Dance

SYTYCD: Hey, Nigel? SUCK IT!!!!!!

Rage. Blinding White Hot Rage.


Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Make-a-Wish with Jesus

Interview with a pageant vampire.