Cookin’ for Cougars

In which multiple references to Indiana Jones are made

Rumor

Someone’s about to start singing for their supper.

Just an excuse to pimp the finale.

The first team challenge of the year, and another one bites the dust.

I think I’ve seen this show before. Only last time? It was better.

Juicy vibrates, Jacqui blows, and Teresa shoots. And I want to black it all out.

Singing and dancing and crimping, oh my!

It’s a fight to the death in Chiang Mai.

NBC purées every possible dating and survival-based reality show together and ends up with baby food.

A new Challenge is upon us!

End of shift drinks

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

One of my favorite stars ever comes and she is so lovely! Oh the show? Who cares about that?

First “What’s in the f-in’ box” challenge, and Suzy sucks.

The only thing more mysterious than this episode is the meat.

This week things start moving at lesbianing fast speed.

Dooog

No really, we’re done.

The sadistic a-holes at Bravo make everyone write raps

These bitches should really leave Twitter alone.

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

Nothin’ sweet about it.

The girls return from their trip to discover that Sonja is bankrupt!

True love found in the parking lot of a check-cashing store.

That’s one hour I can’t get back.

Showdown!

Today’s lesson: anger the machines, get whales killed

SQUEEEEE

These bitches fight for your freedom from fugly.

The top twenty get paired off and perform for your votes

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

The mass elimination round, final 18 revealed.

The bitches are back!

The second time around is not a charm.

I am so hungry now!

Too much talky not enough choachy…

Cassie’s audition

“Made it 16 & Pregnant! Teen Mom, here I come!”